A/N: I... definitely owe you a chapter. Sorry about that. In my meager defense, I had not foreseen not being home all weekend. Yeah. Stuff.
Have a silly chapter in a typically ambiguous universe.
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"Mittens? Mittens! Where are you, Mittens?"
"Here, kitty kitty-"
"Where the hell are you, you dumb cat?"
"Edward, take this seriously, please? For once?"
"It's a cat, Winry. It'll come back when it's good and ready. No use hunting it down like a fugitive."
"But brother, what if she's hurt? What if she's in trouble?"
"Uhg, she's resourceful, all right? Stop worrying."
"Mittens! Please come home!"
"Urgh- ow! What was that for?"
"You're being a jerk."
"Fine then, I'll go back and check the house agai-"
"Meow."
"Mittens!"
"Oh thank goodness, I was starting to worry."
"Great, see you both at home."
"Shut up, spoil sport. You're just pissed because Al barged in when you were about to-"
"Shhh! Winry!"
"It's not like he saw anything, plus he's absorbed with the cat now."
"Still…"
"Ed, you prude."
"I AM NOT!"
"Not a what, brother?"
"Gah! Nothing, Al."
"Did she call you a prude? She is kinda right, I mean you wouldn't even consider-"
"AL!"
"-before you found a ring-"
"I hate you both, I'm going to bed."
"Couch."
"DAMNIT!"