A/N: Another letter from France~ XD
Dearest Misty,
This is going to sound absolutely horrid to you, but how in the world did Canada end up on top of America? My Matthieu is not so...ah...aggressive, if you catch my drift. I would feel BAD going after one of his provinces. Besides, all of you states seem to either dislike me or love me, so I'm happy annoying all of you~!
And of course you can get it back- maybe if you kiss me again, it will fix any damage that has been done? Ou est mon amour trop timide~? Ohhonhonhon~
...You make me smile, mon petit amour. It will not leave these letters. I'll promise you that. I know, Paris is a wonderful city and is truly beautiful. At least you don't hate me enough to disregard my cities, non? No need to be so embarrassed~ I know that you are en amour avec moi~
Fiiiiiiiine. Just this once, I will stay away. Unless you suddenly change your mind, of course.
With wishes for you to be in the BEST of health~
Francis
P.S- A nice man...? Oh goodness...mon dieu...
French Bastard,
… Yes, yes it does sound horrid and perverted. Dunno, just geography you know? For instance *blushes* u-urm… you would top Spain in the geographical sense a-and Mom, Germany, Switzerland and… Feli… - . - ? Would top you… do they? Exactly you bastard! …How dare you make a young lady say such awkward sounding things… ugh… go away creepy mental images! I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE UNCLE MATTIE TOPPING DAD! And the hell – why would you feel bad? … Okay, let me rephrase *coughs*… GO. AWAY.
… No. I am not shy, don't you hear the insults and curses I throw at you! GOD! It's like talking to a brick wall! …Now I know how mom feels…
I-It had better not! … Since Kentucky is holding Francesca hostage I'll have to agree… but I would have anyway~ Paris is nice~ unlike you. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!
I won't change my mind - . -… See you on Wednesday… *blushes* S-SHUT UP KENTUCKY YOU LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL BRAT!
Screw you.
Missouri.
P.S. What? What are you talking about~? Ms. Belarus is a nice person too; she plays games with me involving her knives! What was the name… oh yeah! "Hit-the-annoying-state-coming-between-big-brother-and-me"~ See, they are both very nice! So stop being mean to them!
A/N: Poor Misty lolzz… please review everyone~