A/N: … Hi.
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Dearest Misty,
Non. Perhaps geography wise Feliciano would do such a thing, but logically I top all. OHHONHONHONHON. And if you are such a lady, why do you utter such foul language at your beloved~? What is the word Monsieur Honda uses… ah, it doesn't come to mind. But you get my drift, non?
Ah~ you are most definitely shy~
I wish you would stop denying your love, mon petit enfant. You are looking FORWARD to Wednesday. Don't deny it~ Mon ami~!
Ah, and as a side note, my house, right? I feel as though I'll have people trying to kill me if I go to your home...I've already gotten nasty letters from some of your brothers and sisters...
With all my LOVE,
Francis
P.S- that's so terrifying I can't even begin to imagine it. Your...tendency to be oblivious will get you killed with those people, mon ami...but the oblivious-ness of you makes you cute~ tu es mignon~!
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French Bastard…
Hah, that's not what Mr. Prussia told me~. YOU AREN'T MY DAMNED BELOVED! Plus it's your own fault… you annoy me to no end…
Did you just indirectly call me a tsundere? - . - And OF COURSE I don't get it, I'm 'oblivious' remember *sticks out tongue*
S-Shut up… *blushes*
…I-I WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT! *fumes* O-of course I'm not looking forward to Wednesday… I'm… I'm DREADING IT; y-yes dreading it…!
Okay, whatever, but if you try anything I will personally make sure that you will never reproduce again! Yes, that admittedly is not a good call on your part. Word spreads fast in North America; heh, and now around give or take 70 –80% of my relatives want your head right now =3… I love my family.
… Except for Kentucky and Louisiana, those two can go to hell along with you. - . -
With a prayer for your swift demise (preferably before Wednesday),
Missouri
P.S. Kansas says that my body reacts on its own due to instinct to survive; says in a way my body is smarter than my head~ plus Mr. Russia would never hurt me ^ ^~ he's my friend you asshole.
… I have never once wished so much not to have learned French while being one of your territories. *blushes* AND DON'T CALL ME CUTE YOU BASTARD! ONLY PEOPLE I LIKE CAN CALL ME CUTE! (FYI: Everyone but YOU.)
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