Gaz POV

"Um, my Tallest-"I started but, was interrupted.

"Please, call me Purple." The Purple eyed Tallest said.

"Ignore him, my name is Red." The Red eyed Tallest said, flashing me a smile.

I took a small step back. "Uh… look, I kinda new to all this so… what was all that? Was that some sort of ritual?" I asked them scratching my head.

"New? What do you mean?" Tallest Purple asked, elbowing Tallest Red in the stomach.

"I'll get you back later." Tallest Red said under his breath.

"My Tallest, I know this is going to sound weird, but Gaz just turned Irken, she was once human." Zim said.

The Tallest looked at each other and then at me, confusion in their eyes.

"Wait a minute? You told us before that these humans were tall right?" Tallest Purple asked.

"Yes…" Zim said warily.

"Well, she'll be my mate then." Tallest Red said as he walked towards me. My eyes widened, I felt like an idiot, all that fighting wasn't a ritual… it was to see who would end up with me.

"She'll be my mate." Tallest Purple said, running past Tallest Red and grabbing me in his arms.

I let out a small shriek when Tallest Red yanked me out of Tallest Purple's arms and carried me bridal style, making sure that I was out of arms reach of Tallest Purple.

The next thing I knew, I was being pulled from my arms into two separate directions.

"I will be no one's mate!" I growled.

They both stopped and looked at me.

"You know what Red, she's not my type. You could keep her." Tallest Purple said, letting go of my arm.

"Good, more for me." Tallest Red said as he swooped me up in his arms again and started to make his way to the door.

I kicked and thrashed. "Let go of me!"

"Nope, you are now mine forever." He said, bending down and just as he was about to kiss me I was yanked out of his arms.

I looked up to see who my savior was and saw that it was Zim.

"How dare you be so disrespectful?" Tallest Red snarled at him and pulled me away from Zim.

"She is just a smeet Tallest Red. She's fifteen." He growled.

"She doesn't look like a smeet to me, Zim." He said.

"Actually, he's right, I'm fifteen." I said, pulling away from him and walking over to where Zim was. I looked back to see that Dib and Gir were having some sort of conversation with Tallest Purple, but it was noticeable that Tallest Purple was have a really hard time trying to comprehend what was going on.

"Fine." Tallest Red growled, snapping me back to the situation I was in. He looked at me and gave me a sinister smile. "No problem. I will have to keep you on the massive until you aren't a smeet anymore… So you'll wait for me for five years."

"Why do you even want me?" I growled at him.

"Because, you will give me an excellent heir, plus…" he trailed off grabbing my chin so that I could look at him in the eye. "I like a female with an attitude." He said.

I ripped myself away from his grip, complexly disgusted, in that moment; I had lost all respect for him.

"Zim, tell me he can't do that." I said once Red had walked away to get more doughnuts.

"I'm sorry Gaz, but he does, he is the supreme leader… But I'll try to convince him so that you would be able to go out every once in a while." Zim said, scratching the back of his neck.

"Zim, I don't want to be alone." I murmured.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have any control over this." He said.

I looked at him and sighed. "Okay… Zim?"

"Yes Gaz?" he asked.

"Make sure Dib and Gir survive by the time I'm out of there." I said, pulling him into a hug.

Hesitantly he hugged me back. "Anything for you Gaz." He murmured.

"So, we won't see each other for another five years… right?" I asked to make sure.

I felt him nod.

I pulled away and looked at him in the eyes. "I guess that's long enough for you to forget this ever happened." I murmured in warning.

"To forget what-" he started but was cut off.

I gave him a kiss on the lips, my arms wrapping around his neck, pulling him towards me.

I felt Zim relax into the kiss and felt his arms around my waist, holding on tight.

I pulled away and set my head against his shoulder, taking in deep breaths. "Bye Zim." I murmured.

"This isn't good bye Gaz." He said back and let go of me just as aliens began to surround me, pushing him out of the way.

My sour mood came back to me when I was pushed to walk. I glared at the alien but did as I was told.