A/N: Yaaay~! We got an America! = D Now who want's to be a Russia~? XDD
Sup Misty! You're awesome Dad here!
I've been pretty busy lately, but I decided to grace you with my heroicness by writing you a letter!
So how are ya? I heard that you're fraternizing with Frenchmen, though. Is that really true! Dude seriously, they're DISGUSTING! Ugh, I get the chills when I even think about my daughter with some frog! Uh, I mean, French dude, person, thingy…whatever. *blushes*
ANYWAY! I say you should be careful with those perverts! They're evil! Which is like the opposite of heroic, which is bad! You should be heroic like me by STAYIN' AWAY FROM THOSE BED INTRUDERS!
The coolest hero EVVAH!
America
DADDY~!
I haven't seen you since your birthday~ ^ ^ I haven't talked to you (in a decent conversation) since… 2005 maybe…? I don't know… but DADDY~! *glomps* you are my hero~
TT . TT Yes it is true… Make Kentucky give back Francesca (my pocket knife) He's keeping her hostage so now I have to go on a date with French Bastard… can't you get rid of him preferably with your chainsaw~? *smiles*
*salutes* Understood dad! Perverts are bad! Stay away from them! = D… B-But the French Bastard is a stalker… - . - And I think he's after Mom… *cough*IGGY*cough*
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*glomps again* I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU~!
With a Smile~
Misty "Missouri" Jones
A/N: Leave a letter, aru~?