A/N: Hurray~ It's France again!
Mon cher Misty,
Forgive me, mon petit enfant. We have not spoken in so long. Ever since Wednesday, non? Ah, yes, it was very fun that day, even though I have been receiving hate mail and phone calls from other countries...mon Dieu...what an annoyance...
Remember that white shirt I wore to our lovely date~? It still is stained from the wine you threw at me when I offered some to you~ But it is okay! Now it will remind me of you forever more, mon ami.
Ah. Yes. My explanation for not writing you sooner.
...you see, mon cheri, I have set you up! Ohhonhon! My precious Mattiue showed me the letter you sent him in reply- seems like you were pretty upset with that I was with someone else. Oh, I love you so! Many hugs and kisses to you, mon petit enfant!
Wednesday was so much fun~ But when I leaned in to kiss you, you slapped me away~ my feelings were quite hurt, you know. I didn't do anything perverted that whole night! Well...unless you don't count the fact that I slipped a condom into your pocket...but you didn't notice...oh well.
Now, please admit your love to me soon that way other nations will stop harassing me. It's quite bothersome...
With much love, mon Chou,
Francis
P.S- Tell Monsieur Kentucky I have many thanks for him~! Ohhonhonhon!
… French Bastard…
I c-could really care less! *huffs* Screw off forever ya' damned Frenchie! *blushes* … I-It wasn't a terrible date…
Did I mention how much I love the world~? ^ ^
Do you have any idea how many things were wrong with that sentence? Oh, that's right~ You don't because you are a pervert… J-Just hand wash it with some bleach and let it sit for a couple of days; the stain should come out.
AND YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK YOU BASARD!
… I-I could really care less either way, you can be with anyone you want! I-I could really care less! *huffs* A punch in the stomach French Bastard~ And another thing… WHY ME!
Of course I slapped you. Why wouldn't I? *smiles* … YOU DID WHAT! *blushes* THE HELL! W-W-W-WHY!
That probably won't change anything you bastard~ And –
Hey! You didn't say it!
No Kentucky I'm not doing that.
Yes you are! As your big brother and holder of your pocket knife I order you to say it!
… No.
*holds Francesca over meat grinder*
*growls*
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I-I-I-I h-had fun…... Francis…
*blushes and hides face*
M-Misty
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