We see an audience of cartoon, movie, video game and comic book characters looking at the at the stage. Then Blaster transformed into robot mode. "Welcome back Epic rap battles of fandoms! This is Master Blaster coming at ya!" said Blaster.
The audience cheered and Blaster decided to bring out the rappers. "Our first rapper is from the future and likes to kick it old school, Bender!" said Blaster.
Bender walks out on stage and yells. "I'm back baby!" The crowd cheered as Bender drank a keg of beer and chugs it down, than smashes the keg on his head and burps out fire.
"Alright our next rapper is the daughter of sleeping beauty, she does some awesome stuff, Briar Beauty!" said Blaster.
Briar walks on stage and looks at Bender. "Hey buddy, Comic-con is over." said Briar.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender replied.
"Ok since Briar won the coin toss backstage and then Bender stole it. So Briar goes first!" said Blaster. He transformed into boombox mode and started playing rap music.
(Briar Beauty)
Yo, the name's Briar Beauty! I'm not a some liar to get my way. I'm the daughter of Sleeping Beauty, he's just a drunken tin can, that can't get up on his back.
Bender lacks the skills he needs to beat me. He'll kill you with his cooking, which looks like someone barfed up barf. Not even Zoidberg would eat it.
If you entered a cooking show, you would get beaten by Bobby Flay in a the first 10 minutes. I seen better comedy from Chappie other than you buddy. But you're no Terminator!
Oh and uses a dark room? Are you made from garbage can from a park because you're trash talk is worst than trash itself. I'll give you ass whip lash when I'm done with you.
This is the end of my rap and Bender!
(Bender)
First off it's drunken garbage can and second. To the beat y'all! To the beat y'all! To all you meatbags out there I'm Bender from Futurama! I'm from a true series not a doll series like Ever After High!
I never heard of those freaks, but I can beat up those guys any day of the week. I smoke cigars and poke dead bodies, then steal their wallets. I can bend a lot of things, I can't lend you money, but why should u care.
I party harder than you, that's because you're sleeping for 100 years! But you won't be able to hear me say you suck! I steal money and other stuff, I way better than Steel, he's just Iron Man and Superman with a hammer!
I came all the way from Mexico, fueled by margaritas and tequila. I'm programed to beat meatbags at rapping. I'll pop a cap on Chappie because he's a bigger pussy than Zoidberg.
I travelled through time and stole everything in history! That's my story, but I should of stole the screenplay to Batman and Robin because it sucked, just like your rap. I'm a badass and you should bite my shiny metal ass!
Blaster transformed back to robot mode after the rap battle. "You two were great, but we need the fans to decide the winner." said Blaster.
"That's easy, Bender." said Bender.
"No me!" said Briar.
"Who won? You decide?" Blaster asked. "Join us next time on Epic Rap battles of fandoms.
Who won?
You decide.
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