We see an audience of cartoon, movie, video game, comic book, and anime characters looking at the stage, then Blaster transformed to robot mode. "What's happening y'all, this is Master Blaster welcome to Epic rap battle of fandoms." said Blaster.
The audience cheers and Blaster decided to bring out the rappers. "Our first rapper plays the games that sucks ass! His enemies list has the Nostalgia Critic and LJN, the Angry Video Game Nerd." said Blaster.
The Nerd walked on stage with a power glove on his right hand and chugs a bottle of Rolling Rock beer. "LJN sucks ass!" said the Nerd.
"Our next rapper is from Revenge of the island, he's a gamer dating a hot girl, who's also a mutant. Sam!" said Blaster.
Sam walks on stage with a Nintendo 3DS in his hands, then he puts the console away. "American Idol game sucks." said Sam.
"Ok since Sam won the coin toss back stage so he'll go first." said Blaster, he transformed into boombox mode and played rap music.
(Sam)
The name's Sam from Revenge of the island, I'm a gamer that always brings his A game! I don't destroy games or crap all over them, because that's a waste of money.
I play video games while I make out with Dakota while I play video games. That's takes a lot of skill man, I play video games to kill some time, I also laid the smackdown on Chris just for throwing my video games in the water. Where do you get the money for buying bad games?
You killed Bugs Bunny and crapped on his face, what's wrong with you? How many poison mushrooms have you eaten? I saw your enemy the Nostalgia Critic review your movie and I seen D rated movies better than your movie.
But you seriously need anger management, because you have problems man. But I have to agree on Simon's Quest. That game sucks ass, but you got your ass owned by the Glitch Gremlin. Which kinda sucked.
Next time punch a hole in the wall.
(Angry Video Game Nerd)
That's your rap?! I seen better crap from LJN, the company who gave us movie video games that are not based of the movies. If I recall your girlfriend looks like the Hulk and a Oompa Loompa gave birth to a giant. She's a bulk store's nightmare, like your mom!
I not only have a movie, I have a lot of video games starring yours truly, even one of the 3DS. I warn people about the horrible games like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Back to the Future on NES. You always get voted off because you're fat.
I rather eat rat (bleeps) as a cereal than listen to your rap! Simon's Quest has better raps than you and that was the worst Castlevania game in the series! That's right you're Simon's Quest, and I think it's best that you quit!
Bottom line, I have more video games than you in your life. I'm not afraid of your mutant girlfriend.
You just got served by the Angry Video game nerd!
Blaster transformed back to robot mode. "Ok we have two gamers, who won? You deciced." said Blaster. "See you next time!"
Who won?
You decided.
You can also suggest who should go up next. Please review and stay frosty.
