A/N: … it's 2:00 in the morning… why am I still up!
Dear Misty,
That's a lovely name, eh. Papa says that he likes it because it came from you, eh what's that about? I don't understand Papa... I hope he won't run out on me, eh. At the next world meeting I'll have to be extra careful of Russia because somehow I'm further along than possible, and turns out it's twins! Eh! I'm in deep trouble with them and NO PAPA I WILL NOT EAT THAT! I DON'T *Censored*ING CARE IF YOU THINK THE BABIES WILL LIKE IT! Alfred I can't eat that either it'll kill them, no I don't think you could save them... .; eh...Dad? *Arthur starts writing on the letter* Don't worry my dove, I will take care of my poor misguided son. I hate that wanker that got him, although he is the father of my children... I'll be going now I need to make Matthew lunch Dad...Well SHIT! I think Dad just poisoned me...
your loving, dying uncle,
Matthew 'Canada' Williams +1
Dear Uncle Mattie~
… That's no fair Uncle Mattie TT . TT This has got to be the weirdest joke you've ever pulled on me! Shame, shame! *pinches* The French Bastard told me.
Now MOM'S in on it! … I would hope you would guide him. Ah… I really wouldn't I don't have a sense of taste but I think Uncle Mattie does~ ^ ^"
AH! U-UM! E-even if you were pregnant you most definitely aren't anymore… M-mom's cooking has been known to wipe out entire RACES… G-GAH! U-uncle Mattie don't die! I love you! D =
With Fear for your Life!
Misty
P.S. Yo, what are you givin' us in your will~? Oh! Can I have Alberta?
Stop being so insensitive Kentucky!
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