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Dear Missouri,
Ni-hao, Missouri- Aru. Russia is s-stalking me again- Aru... I said 'no' to him when he... er.. 'asked me out'-aru.. He got sort of sad-Aru.
I'm just afraid he is going to try to rape me- Aru... aiyah..
Um.. oh yeah, have you heard from America lately-Aru? He missed the last World meeting.. he keeps saying the 'Zombie apocalypse' is happening soon, and he is now in Japan, looking for their government leaders- Aru... -.-''
He's going to get in so much- W-WAIT...
Aiyahhh- Ivan is getting 'closer'... He won't stop ringing the doorbell- Aru...
Sincerely,
Wang Yao ((China))
Dear Yao~
Ah~ he probably was a little sad~ he spent like a month planning out the date ^ ^" then he was going to propose to yoooo – uhhh…
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Disregard that. ^ ^"
No he won't *waves hand dismissively* he's a bit tall and people say he's scary but he's also a good person~ He loves you a WHOOOOLLLE lot you know ^ ^!
Ah… not that again… s-sorry he's been watching '28 days later' again, and Mr. Japan sold him the rights to 'Highschool of the Dead'~ ^ ^" So sorry if he's freaking you guys out~ Ermmm I'll ask D.C. to knock some sense into him… again… don't worry this happens about every other decade… - . -" Should pass soon~
Just let him in *shrugs* he isn't scary~ he probably just wants to talk to you~ ^ ^
With a Smile~
Misty "Missouri" Jones
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