A/N: HAH! I'm catching up!
Dear Misty,
I'm not sure Misty...I'm not sure.
Jeez...Ms. Belarus is a crazy obessive bitch sometimes. She needs a hobby or at least a distraction.
Why does Kentucky need to butt into your letters? Isn't it bad enough that he forced you into a date with that French Bull Dog and took your pocket knife? I swear I should go down there and kick his ass someday.
Oh...ok. I was honestly confused by the whole insulted thing.
Well, I'm not suprised...considering Russia had her for a while before Dad adopted her.
I think Joplin is going to be ok...it's going to take some time and effort.
When hasn't Jeffy been paranoid?
With Great Care,
Eliza P. Jones
Dear Eli~
Really~?
… Hey, you shouldn' say things like that… SHE HEARS EVERYTHING!
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*sighs* Please do. I'm BEGGING YOU! TT . TT Whenever I do it myself he ignores me… damn it HOW THE %$#%# IS HE RANKED HIGHER THAN ME! YOU'RE RANKED HIGHER THAN ME! *glooms*
She's just pissed because she's aint' in the top 15 anymore (crime rates)… then again neither am I…
FUCK. OFF… how'd I get from 16 to 19… bullshit.
You know something? Nevada's still #1…somehow... but hey, at least my cute lil' sister calmed down some... but damn it she's still in the top 20... - . -...
HOW THE HELL IS MY CUTE LITTLE ALASKA RANKED HIGHER DAMN IT!
You are still on that? *pfft* whatever lil' sis… bye for now, Nice talkin' to ya Eliza~! I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't me send death threats~!
… I swear to the good gods above I am going to personally kick him in the vital regions one day… *grumbles*
… Humm, I think he was already kinda timid… even before he… err… got that pretty bad burn back in 1910…
With a Smile~
Misty~
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