A/N: … *sighs* School starts for me tomorrow…

Dear Misty,

My apologies for not writing in, dear- it's been a busy few weeks. Anyways, regarding your last letter, yes, being a nation is a pain in the arse. I prefer tea because of its taste and it's wonderful, ethnic history- it has a better texture to it than coffee, that's for sure. Hmph!

Well...about that… me and that bloody frog may not get along but I can't kill him, per se... we've signed a treaty, you see. I can't even really try to fight him. It wasn't in my power though, really! He got me drunk and forced me to sign the treaty! ...wait, what was that you said about hearts...?

If I did try to kill him, I would never get caught. I could always curse him...the treaty said nothing about magic...

...WHAT THE HELL? There is NO way I would EVER marry that...that...man! Never! I am going to have a long, serious discussion with Mr. Japan and Ms. Hungary! That is r-ridiculous!

A closet? N-no! You can't so it! I will simply avoid all closets from now on! Yes sir, that's my plan. Don't even think for one second that I would like to be in a tight space, holding onto Alfred until you wankers let us out...there is no way I would like being so...c-close to him...NO WAY NO HOW NOT EVER!

Yours,

Arthur

P.S

Atmosphere? Hmmm.

((OOC- hello, I'm the wonderful bloke who writes in as France and England. Brilliant, aren't I? Anyways, my Internet is a piece of crap and constantly breaks, which is why I haven't been writing in...I'm very sorry for the inconvenience! I would also like to say that I am a FrUK shipper and you're lucky I'm dealing with all this...USUK...xD no matter! Thanks very much! ))

I had a feeling you were both XDD! So does mine, you aren't alone on that one…! = ) I don't mind. You still wrote in~! XD Awww poor baby… there, there… Thanks for putting up with it though~! XD

Dear Mom~

Hey~ don't hate on the coffee, mom~! The coffee is very useful! It wakes me up for school every morning~ ^ ^!

Too bad… damn… I should kick the damn pervert in his vital regions… HEARTS! I-I said nothing about hearts~~! Hahaha~ what are you one about? Ah… magic… so you're a bit like New Orleans… Ireland said that fairies, curses and unicorns don't exist. And that you talk to your imaginary friends because you're a: "lonely, pitiful, bastard'… I don't understand why she doesn't like you very much… Plus no offense mom but your spells always seem to backfire… remember the Gender bend Incident…? You turned into Britannia Angel while drunk and turned dad and the rest of the G20 (including yourself… somehow…) into girls… for about 3 weeks before it wore off on its own…

… Yes you will~! ^ ^ … But I'm still going to call you mom~! Plus… you do agree that dad is handsome right~? *winks*

If it's Ms. Hungary… sorry mom but it WILL happen… somehow someway~ ^ ^"…

With a Smile~

Misty M. Jones

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