Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge

by Silverlight10243

Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)

11. Chapter 11

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"Raikage-sama, that's brilliant! I'm sure my brother Tobirama would be more than happy to marry your daughter!" Hashirama beamed and laughed hysterically.

In the meantime, Tobirama shuddered in discomfort and glowered at his brother, his expression said, brother, no, first this Haruko Uchiha, then Mito Uzumaki, then the Raikage's daughter? I can't have three wives.

"Actually," Tobirama started to explain how he currently had 3 woman on his 'to-marry-list', only to be interrupted by Hashirama.

"We'll come back to you the next day," his, ridiculously enthusiastic brother grinned."For the moment, I'll show you to the best inn here in Konoha! You can take your daughter to one our best bars too."

The Shodai Raikage glanced at the Hokage in a puzzled way, as if contemplating how in the name of Kami did an idiot like him ever manage to ascend to the position of a Kage.