Yo, girl. My name's Springfield. You can call me 'Julio' or the 'Mother freaking city o' firsts'. Whichever you like. Both fit me.
Alright, gettin' down to business, how the hell's Ralphie? You know, the Springfield where you are- Springfield Missouri. Damn fool never writes, calls, texts or pages me. It's been getting reeeeal heartbreakin', gettin' ignored by my lil brutha an' all... you know, he was named after me. I introduced whiskey to that mofo! He appreciated it aight, but friggin' Springfield, Tennessee ALWAYS takes the friggin' credit... sayin' he was named after her...bullshittake.
Yer kinda like his big sister, so you should know how he's doin'. Is he gettin' drunk again? Or re-living his western days? An' since yer so close to 'im, I just wanted to let ya know- me an' you- we cool, girl. I like you. *takes out gun* I'll *censored* shoot anyone who messes with you OR lil Ralphie. Just gimme the word. We straight, me an' you.
- Springfield, MA
P.S- I sent ya an authentic motorcycle from my days as a famous car manufacturer. Ah, good times...good mother freaking times...hope ya like it!
Dear Julio~
He's alright~ =3 Had a bit of hail recently but Raphie's doing fine~ ^ ^ Yeah, he isn't all that social is he but I've caught him checking your newspaper a couple times = ) he's quiet but he still cares I guess~! But why are there so many Springfield(s) anyway~?
Yeah… every other week ^ ^"… But the western thing only happens occasionally (thank goodness~!)
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A-alright…? AH! Can you take care of a French Bast –
NO MISSOURI.
*pouts* Screw off Kentucky!
With a Smile~
Misty "Missouri" Jones
P.S. Thanks~! It's been a while since I've had one~! ^ ^ Yes… I sometimes miss my days as a ganglord too~ ^ ^
A/N: = D… Review~?