Yeah, taking forever again. Can't help it. But summer's coming up so I should be able to finish this one…eventually.

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demon windy: I actually got that idea from watching this show called Pranked. Man, I wish I could try it out too. It'd be funny.

~~~~~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~~~~~

Kanon had said he wanted to hook up with Jessica, but the problem was he had somehow gotten himself lost in the mansion. He never knew his way around so he had a map that showed him where everything was. However, he had spilt coffee on earlier that day so he was completely and utterly screwed.

If only he could've heard the sound of arguing adults or dirty jokes from the teenagers only a couple halls down…

Meanwhile…

"Mou, I'm bored, let's play a game," Jessica suggested suddenly. Ever since lunch she was thinking about Kanon's words to her. 'Hook up'. Were those words in his vocabulary? All the cousins and adults turned to her, wondering what her idea was, "Like…spin the bottle!"

"But all of us are relatives, Jessica," her father reasoned. She quickly thought, "That just makes it more interesting. If you're so worried about then let the servants play too."

Everyone pondered this for a moment but then men made their decision once they heard, "Please excuse me, the tea is ready." Males heads turned to see the fan service known as Shannon with a tea cart. They may be married men (with the exception of Battler and George) and love their wives, but who'd pass on a sweet piece of ass like that? They gathered around, with the women joining reluctantly. After all that only meant older men were joining.

"Battler, you can go first," Jessica told him. She honestly wanted to hold out until Kanon arrived. Battler, being the pervert he was, complied with no complaint. He twisted the bottle around. It spun in a full circle at least 5 times before slowing down in front of…Rudolf. The red-haired guy paled, "No way in hell."

"You have to Battler-kun," Kyrie teased. He shook his head, "Won't do it. I'm not kissing that old bastard."

Eva then thought of a truly embarrassing punishment for those that refused the kiss, "Then you will die…"

"What?" Everyone exclaimed.

The orange-haired woman looked up at her previous text and scratched her head, "Oh, typo. I meant 'dye'" all the people in the room let out a sigh of relief and let the eldest Ushiromiya daughter speak, "their hair pink."

Dye their hair pink? All the people within the room pondered the thought, while examining their own hair. Finally, unanimously, the entire group shuddered. Battler, defeated and humiliated, went over to his father. He silently prayed to god before doing a quick peck on the lips. He shortly said after, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"Me as well," Rudolf agreed as the two guys hurried out the room. The remaining people gulped, fearing they would have luck like Rudolf and his son. Gathering the courage, George pushed his glasses back onto his face. He grasped the glass bottle. His hand twisted and the bottle spun in a counterclockwise way. Everyone looked mesmerized as it went from person to person. Finally…it slowed. It crawled to each person. It was slowing near Shannon, Maria, and Jessica. George hoped for it to slow early so he could get his future fiancée. It stopped in front of Shannon. His face lit up when the maid sneezed. The bottle moved to her right, towards Maria. His face fell and his glasses fogged, "R-Rosa-oba-san, you seriously cannot let me do this to your daughter."

Rosa whistled innocently and didn't make eye contact with him. Her daughter excitedly cried, "A kiss~ ! A kiss~! Uu-! Uu-!" She jumped up and glomped her cousin. She smothered him with kisses. Afterward George turned away from his family and curled into a fetal position. Shannon went to comfort him, "George-sama…"

"No, no…Just leave me be…" he sniveled.

Genji insisted on being next. He spun it and it landed on…Shannon. The man got up without complaint and walked over. He placed a kiss on her. Then out of nowhere the music could be heard. It was a guitar playing notes in a crescendo, "I've been really tryin', baby…tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long…"

Everyone gaped. Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get It On'? It was the ultimate song for loving. And it did not fail as the kiss became deeper and more frisky. My goodness, who knew Genji had it in him? Shannon was even surprised. Was she developing some lust for this? He was so experienced and was leading without a word. When they were done, all the women were blushing and looking at the butler with some newfound feeling…

Gohda was given the bottle next. He spun it gingerly. Round and round…finally it stopped at the doorway. He sighed in relief. It meant he didn't have to kiss anyone. Yeah, karma's a bitch. At that moment, Kanon walked into the doorway, "There ya are."

The chef paled, "You cannot be serious."

"Kukukuku, I believe it will be refreshing to see you with pink hair, Gohda," Kumasawa laughed quietly. The chef swallowed hard, If I dye my hair, how will I be able to show myself at the poker tournament next weekend? Ah…damn…

Gohda got up and Kanon asked, "What the hell do you want? Hey wait why do you have your lips like that? God no! RAAAAPPPPEEEE!"

It was silenced once the cook had his lips on the teenager. Blue eyes widened in pure horror. It was only two seconds but it was a lifetime of torture for Kanon. Once he was let go, the servant dashed out the room. Rudolf and Battler, whom returned from cleaning out their tongues, moved to the side when they saw Kanon speed past them. Rudolf whistled, "Damn the kid should run track."

"Kanon-kun!" Shannon called after her little brother and ran down the hall, her skirt fluttering about. Everyone peered their heads down the hall to wonder the fate of the boy. Suddenly they heard, "KANON-KUN PUT THE BLEACH DOWN!"

"I HAD MY FIRST KISS TAKEN BY A SENILE OLD MAN! LET ME DIE!"

The Ushiromiya and servants shook their heads…Poor boy. Meanwhile Shannon was wrestling with Kanon over an open bottle of bleach. They went back and forth for a while. Finally, she managed to pull it away and put her little brother into an embrace. His face was in his chest, "Mfy rafe if iw mofhe woows. Whts. If. Raphsoze!"

"It's alright Kanon-kun, just calm down…" she chided the teen. Poor Shannon she didn't realize that Kanon's message translated into the following: "My face is in some boobs. This. Is. Awesome!"

~~~~~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~AllHailEccentricness~~~~~

Yeah that was a crack pairing bonanza! Oh and Genji is the lady killer? Who'd've thought? That and is this beginning of a pervert? Probably…

Until next time!