Dear Missouri,

Aiyahhh- He actually believed I would m-marry him or something- Aru… I swear, Russia is a 'baka' sometimes…

Tsundere? Hold on... Japan told me the meaning- Aru... I don't think I'm Tsundere... EVERYONE says I am, I don't think so- Aru...

*blushes*

H-Hungary...? W-wait... what is 'Yaoi'- Aru?

I'm sorry Hungary-

Aiyaah- I'll go find Russia n-now then… stupid guilt- Aru…

Sincerely,

China


Dear Yao~

Hahaha~ I suppose it would be 'will you go out with me first'~! ^ ^ But you've known each other for a while right~? No~ he isn't an idiot… he's just a bit childish and unreasonable at times I suppose~?

Well, you aren't as big a one as Mom, but you have a couple of the traits~ = 3

Ah… that's right~! Ummm, I know what shounen ai is but what IS 'Yaoi' Ms. Hungary?

Well you see you two… when two men love each other very much, they share a 'special hug'~! And –

FUCK DAMN IT STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS OLDER SISTER YOU HUNGARIAN TRASH!

Fuck its Alaska… Gotta jet~ bye loves~! *blows kiss*And it is quite alright China~ just fix things or I will have to take matters into my own hands~ *smiles creepily*

U-Um… Good luck China~

With a Smile~

Misty "Missouri" Jones~


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