Author's rambling area: So... uhm... Chapter 1?? I guess... I'll give you guys a fact... This fanfic just bloomed out of nowhere and I don't exactly know how I ended up writing this. All I can remember is that me and my siblings were watching 'Good Luck Charlie' on tv and I exclaimed in my head, "Oh, it's just like Aidou!" And then decided to turn it to fanfiction... Anyway... What I'm about to type is out of the blue but my conscience is killing me to give you, my dear pretty reader, an update. ^_^

So, uhm... Hope you'll enjoy!^_^

Aidou: *from out of nowhere* She doesn't own Vampire Knight...

Chapter 1: Day At The Clinic

So, I'm Hanabusa Aidou. I'm single. I'm desperate. I have never felt this way before... ever... Life when I was in highschool is so much different than my life today as a doctor. I mean, pretty girls come here for check-ups. They give compliments. I'll try and make a move. And then figure out afterwards that the girl is in a relationship. I would then give up and search for another girl.

I remember when I was in highschool. Single, a playboy. I have a humongous number of fangirls, waiting for me every twilight as I come out of the Moon Dorms together with my fellow students.

"Good morning, everyone! How are you?" I remember almost every twilight I ask them that question, getting the same,"We're fine!"

I walk, being my flirtatious self. I smile my perfect smile. I wink my pretty eyes. I walk my gracious walk. I do my perfect speech. And I'm every Day Class girls' "Idol". Seriously, all these girls are adorable. But I'm not forgetting my place. I'm a noble vampire. I don't fall for human girls. Sure, I love their fangirlings. But sometimes, they can be so damn irritating.

"Dr. Aidou, Mr. Kawasaki is here to see you." my secretary called, snapping me out of my trance.

"Oh... Uhm... Send him in... He's here for his check-up, right?" I said, looking up from what I was doing, which is doing a regular check-up for a little girl named Ana. Lisa, my secretary, nodded and exited the room.

"All done, sweetie." I said as I helped the little girl down the high chair.

"Thanks, Dr. Aidou!" she smiled at me, "You know, you are cute."

And my charm also works on little girls.

"Thanks. You don't look bad yourself." I smiled down at her. "Go on now, Ana-chan. Mommy might get worried."

I love little girls. They are just plain adorable.

"Okay. Thanks again, Aidou-san." And she was out. I sighed and scratched my head before Mr. Kawasaki-a.k.a.-my gay patient who is hitting on me/the person I am annoyed the most at the moment, entered the room. As much as I don't want him here, I have to do my job. I'm lucky enough to be a doctor (It's always a dream of mine when I was still a young kid. Human anatomy interests me...) and I don't want to screw my job up by getting a letter from Kaname-sama because I created an ice sculpture with a real human inside it. The last thing I would love to receive from Kaname-sama is a suspension letter.

Anyway, back to reality. The door opened and my patient came in.

"Good morning, Dr. Aidou." Mr. Kawasaki greeted as he closed the door behind him.

"Good morning, Kawasaki-san. Please?" I said as I lead him in. I really don't want to be alone with him and I don't really want to be sexually harassed by a gay patient of mine.

But, as always, fate screws up on me. When he entered the clinic, he behaved like a normal patient, having his check-up. But when I turned around to face him after I closed the door, he's doing one of those... Oh dear... I just want this check-up to be finished.

"Uhm... Kawasaki-san, no need to... undo your belt and take your pants of... We're just doing physical tests..." I said, trying to erase the image of a man on his late-40's trying to hit a noble vampire like myself. What if-

"But I want to get physical with you, Aidou-kun..." the man said seductively, making me want to puke. If I want, I could just freeze him, delete his memory or kill him. But then again, my deal with Kaname-sama popped into my mind. Dammit! I'm sorry but-

"Kawasaki-san, you don't know who I am and what I can do to you-"

"Oh... You're making me curious about what you are capable of doing to me..." the ultimately gross pedophile breathed into my ear. Okay. I said I'm desperate but not desperate enough to be with a gay pediophile. I pushed him off me and said in a threatening voice,"I'm a vampire and I can kill you anytime I want."

"If you're a vampire, I'll let you suck me anytime!" the man said... Screw this... I don't care if this man is here for his check-up. Forget my agreement. After all, Kaname-sama told me to use my vampire powers in case of an emergency. And this clearly is an emergency. My innocence and virginity is at stake.

I summoned ice beneath the now shocked pediophile man in front of me.

"Now, do you believe me?" I asked smirking. This would surely stop him... I looked at him and he still held the shocked face. Obviously, he can't move from his spot because I have frozen his leg.

"A-Aidou-san... What are you planning to do to me?" there was no hint of fear in his voice but... excitement?

"Aren't you going to scream? Yell for help? Anything?!" I said, getting angry and surprised at the same time.

"No! I'm gonna scream PLEASURE!"" the man said too enthusiastically. That's it. This patient will go bye-bye.

I went near him and I can hear him panting... Ugh... Stupid pedophiles... I went near him and lowered my face to his ear. (Cause I'm a head taller) I can definitely hear him panting with delight and it's making me sick.

"So long, bastard..." I whispered and erased his memories. What?! you guys thought I'm going to kill him?! Hell, no! I'm not that cruel. He fell to an unconcious state and I unsummoned the ice on the room.

"Lisa!" I called to my assistant. Luckily, my assistant knows that I'm a vampire and that she's not telling anyone about that.

"Yes, Dr. Aidou?" she peeked her head in the room.

"Get this pedophile out of here and I don't want to see his face anymore, okay?" I said, handing her the limp man on my arms.

"Yes, Dr. Aidou." she said.

"Are there humans outside? They might get surprised that you're carrying a man out." I asked as I fixed myself.

"There are none, Aidou-san. We're on lunch break." she said and carried the man away.

"Oh." was all I can say. I glanced at the wall clock and, sure enough, it's 12:15. I slipped out of my uniform and wore my coat. I grabbed my wallet and my keys and went out of the clinic. When I was out of the lobby, Lisa and the pedophile were already nowhere in sight. I sighed and walkied out of the building. After all, I do spend lunch with Akatsuki and Ruka. That fact is now set aside as I drive the streets to our usual place. Starbucks.

Author's rambling area: It's not great... But still an update.

Yori will appear later on in the fic. I'm sorry guys... I kinda lost my track and then I just picked it up when I'm just about to post it... I apologize. *bows*

But please do tell me what you guys thought of this chapter... Reviews and criticism are welcome. Some suggestions are also welcome.^_^

Aidou: *while driving* Please do review!...