Dear Misty,
I don't talk to them because I'm lonely! That's very rude to say...obviously, they're simply some close friends of mine whom I like to converse with. They are most definitely real. Can't any of you see them?
Ah, yes...the genderbent incident...wonderful times, that was. Just thinking about that gives me a headache. I had no idea which bathroom to use and Alfred always groped me to say 'Hi'. Of course, so did Francis...and that Korean boy...and...Well, the list goes on and on, dear.
*blushes*W-What are you going on about? M-maybe he's a little...handsome. *coughs* only a bit...and I do admit that his tendencies to be clingy are kind of adorable...but of you tell him or anyone else, I will NOT be happy! *blushes* I mean it!
...dear god...
From,
Arthur
Dear Mom~
Somehow Louisiana, Georgia, and Salem can see them~… Kansas says that I can only see them because Spain dropped me on my head as a baby…
Yeah~ Lovi was really angry at you~ he cursed and hissed at you for like three hours~! I could hear him from across the Atlantic! ^ ^ (Something about turning his 'hot Spaniard' into a woman… (?)) Ah yes. The frog gropes everyone no matter what and Mr. Korea has groped me before~! I nearly slapped him but he says it's a part of his nature so I've been letting it slide~
*smiles* you like~ dad don't you~? Ah…? But he thinks you're 'SUPER FRIGGEN' ADORABLE' and he likes you a lot~
Congratulations, Ma'. You are about to marry one of the most oblivious idiots on earth.
Fuck off Kentucky! Damn it I was making progress!
AND WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT READING MY LETTERS!
With a Smile~
Misty
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