Author's random area: Since I'm feeling all hyped, I decided to give you all chapter 4. ^_^

Anyway, I don't have much to say. Perhaps I shall now put in the Chapter, don't you think so?

~Matsuri Hino owns Vampire Knight.

Chapter 4: I Had A Dream

"Mm!" Finally! I completed my 9 hours 31 minutes 51 seconds of public service to the citizens of this very weird, random and corrupted world. But as if I care about that right now. All I care about right now is my soft and downy pillows, my very soft and warm... bed, my thick... and... warm blankets...

My... My... Oh my...

Where am I? Am I... I must be... Yes... Yes! I am!! Oh God! This is so good! I'm in Hawaii! Oh. my. Gosh! How did I end up here? A few moments ago, I was in my house and then the next, I'm in Hawaii?! How cool is that?

I know. I know. Some of you may think, "Hey, aren't you a vampire? Then why do you want to be on a tropical island?" Weird, huh? But the only thing that makes me want to go to Hawaii is-

"Aidou-kun."

-the amount of girls this tropical island can contain.

What am I doing lying on the sand? Come on, Hanabusa. Stand up. your fangirls are waiting.

"Ohayou, minna!" I greeted the uncountable number of pretty and gorgeous girls around me. And I got their adorable screams of fangirling as a response.

"Aidou-kun, you must be tired. Here, sit down." a black haired girl said as she led me to a comfy chair under a shade.

"Aidou-kun, you must be thirsty. Would you like some coconut juice?" one brunette girl asked me.

"I would appreciate it, thank you very much." I said in my flirtatious tone.

"Aidou-kun, would you like some fruits?" a blond girl asked me this time.

"Why yes please." I said, still being my flirtatious, hot and gorgeous self.

"Aidou-kun, your muscles must be sore. Do you me to give you a massage?" another girl asked me.

"Wow. Thanks." I said and then the girl who asked me that question began massaging my right hand. Another girl massaged on my left. One massaged my head. And two massaged my feet.

"Here's your drink, Aidou-kun." the same girl who got my drink said. She held the drink to my mouth and let me sipped the delicious liquid. Wow, so cool! It's coconut juice and it's in a coconut!

"And here are your fruits. They're delicious. I guarantee you. I picked them myself." the girl who got the fruits said. "Would you like to try a watermelon?"

"Yes, please." I said. And then the mouth-watering fruit went in my mouth. "Wow. This is delicious!"

"I picked them myself." the girl said. Huh? Who's that behind her? A girl? I thought all girls are present here?

"Hey, who's that?" I asked.

"Aidou-kun!!!!!!!" Uh-oh...

My head snapped to the left and... Oh God. Please... Oh dear God... No...

"Aidou-kun!!!!!!" Why is that bastard pedophile rapist here?!!!!

"I missed you so much, Aidou-kun!!!" pedophile/rapist said as he[or perhaps she] said and flung his arms around my neck.

"Ugh! Get off me!!!" I said as I pry the rabid thing off me.

"EEEPPP!!!!! What are you doing to my Aidou-kun!!!!?" And I thought things won't get worse. I felt another weight being added on my body, and now, I'm not carrying only my weight but also the weight of 2 rabid things.

"Get. Off. Me!!!" I said as tried my luck in prying the two rabid things but, seeing that they are 2 and I am just one. Even if I'm a vampire, I don't have a stand against rabid things.

"Help!!!!" I screamed to my fangirls. Wait... Why are you all going away? No... No!! I'm not with these rabid things!! Help!!! Help!!!

X-X-X

"Hanabusa! Hanabusa!!!!! Get a hold of yourself!! Hanabusa!"

Splash.

"Oh my GOD!!!!" The instant the ice cold water hit my body, and I instantly bolted up from my lying position. My eyes scanned the room and I saw that Ruka and Akatsuki are here.

"The hell?!! What are you doing here?!" I asked... I think I was screaming but I really don't care. Why are they on my private space?! And then it hit me... Like a very hard brick. Make that brick 10,000,000,000,000 bricks hitting my face. Uh-oh.

"What time is it?!!" I asked frantically.

"It's already 8 in the morning." Akatsuki answered. Oh shit.

"Oh. my. GOD!! I'm gonna get screwed... AGAIN!!!" I yelled as I jumped out of my bed. I grabbed my coat from the chair and began looking for my shoes. I just figured out that I slept on the same clothes that I wore yesterday and that I still have my shoes on.

"Where are you going, Hanabusa?" Ruka asked me.

"To pick Yuuki-sama and her friend from the airport." I said as I looked for my keys. Where did I place my keys again? Oh God. I'm so callous!

"If you're going to do that, you're already too late. Ichijou-san already picked them up from the airport." Akatsuki said. Uh-oh. I'm definitely screwed.

"But on the bright side, at least Yuuki-sama forgave you because 'Aidou-kun is quite busy with office work so I can't blame him'" Ruka said.

"Kaname-sama?" I asked, being 0.01% calm. It's alright if I get punished by Yuuki-sama because her punishments are nothing much to be afraid of. One time, she let me wear a... Oh nevermind! But if Kaname-sama is to punish me, it's like getting a death sentence. And to think that I have broken one of the most important rules, I have disappointed him again by saying that I will pick Yuuki-sama and her friend from the airport and not fulfilling that promise. It's like I'm getting a death sentence on my afterlife. If there is an afterlife for vampires.

"I'm not sure about that, Hanabusa." Akatsuki said. "Anyway, get ready for work. You're gonna be late if you stay in your panic state."

I glanced at the wall clock and- Oh damn. He's right. I am gonna be late for work and I gonna get screwed... again. This is why sometimes, I hate dreaming of Hawaii with lots of girls... Now that I think of it, who was that lone girl in my dream? Oh well. It's not my concern right now, is it? All I'm thinking of right now is how get to work on time and a valid excuse to Kaname-sama.

Author's rambling space: Yay! I'm so proud I finished typing this. I know. I know. Some of you are probably thinking "Isn't this fic an AidouXYori? Then, where the hell is Yori?!"

Rest assured. Yori-chan will be in the next one. But if don't update, she won't be.

Oh, and for those who are curious, Yuuki-chan was at the airport the entire day, waiting for Yori to arrive. ^_^

So...

Aidou: *from inside the bathroom* Please review, minna!