Dearest Misty,
...goodness me, she fainted! I'm good, aren't I? Ohhonhonhon~
Now that she's unconscious, I'm not sure what to say~ I wasn't expecting that to happen, really!
J'taime, mon petit cher~!
...ah, so this is Monsieur Kentucky? Me and you, I think, will get along very well. Ohhonhonhon~! Merci once again!
With love,
Francis
Dear Francis~
Yeah, she's awake now but Misty caught a bit of a bug. But man good luck. I've confiscated he knives to make it easier for you but my lil' sis is stubborn as a mule. - . - FIGHT-O! DO YOUR BEST DUDE!
Anyway I hope we can be friends and you'll be a great brother in law. – w – b Anyway, she'll probably be back by the time your next letter is sent – AH!
B U G O F F Y O U F R E N C H B A S T A R D. B U G O F F F R E N C H B A S T A R D. B U G O F F Y O U F R E N C H B A S T A R D. B U G O F F Y O U F R E N C H B A S T A R D. B U G O F F Y O U F R E N C H B A S T A R D!
Sorry~ Misty took the laptop for a while. Anyway… I wish you good luck.
Sincerely,
John "Kentucky" Jones
A/N: Yes, I am very bored. That is why I keep on switching the P. XD