Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge

by Silverlight10243

Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)

22. Chapter 22

Beta read by Duesal10

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"Izuuuuuna," Madara's voice slurred from the hangover. "What did they do to that woman in my house? I wanted to personally perform an S-rank Katon jutsu on her myself… stupid, nosy person, trying to sleep naked in my bed—"

"Um, brother, actually I think you invited her—"

"No! No! She burst into my hous—"

"Hashirama," Izuna explained flatly. Believing that his irascible 'wife' would achieve little success in enforcing a marriage between Hashirama and Mito, he decided to seek aid from exterior sources, meaning from his brother: Madara.

"Say, what?" Madara had, due to his inebriated conditions, accidentally activated his sharingan, which was spinning wildly, casting off a rather psychotic aura.

"Hashirama," his brother nodded assertively, "it's all because of Hashirama."

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A/N: Happy New Year Folks! I'll be doing a triple post today! :)