Author's rambling area: Last Friday night was prom night and it was a blast. Even though I didn't get to dance with my dream guy, heck, I had the time of my life. Right now, I'm so dead tired but I thought that I should update. ^_^
And since I'm in a good mood, I'm going to update all my stories and type new ones. ^_^(If I can finish it all in one day)
So anyway, on with the chapter. ^_^ As promised to the KanaYuuki fans, here is the KanaYuuki themed chapter. (Although I prefer prefer ZeKi over KanaYuuki, I'm still fine with it. ^_^)
*I just realize, there were a lot of typos in the previous chapter. My apologies. The keyboard is defective. I'll be sure to check my spelling this time.
~I do not own Vampire Knight.
The Epic Puppy-Kitten Battle - A Side Story
It is currently a Saturday morning and the setting is the interiors of Kaname and Yuuki's house. Of course, Zero is there together with Kaien and Yagari. And they're all living happily under the same roof. Not.
Sure, everything looks so peaceful... But when you happen to pass by the Kuran house, you would think that World War III is happening inside the humongous house. 'Why is that?', you ask. It's because of the amount of noise that can be heard across the street.
Want to take a peek? I think so.
Like I have said earlier, it is a Saturday morning. Every living creature in the house rose up from their slumber after acquiring a much deserved rest.
The first one to get up was Kaien. Of course, he has to make the (horrible) breakfast that they're going to eat. The next one's up is Yagari. Of course he would stir from his sleep, seeing that his lo-best friend is out of th-his room. And the next ones up are the great Kuran couple that go by the names Kaname and Yuuki.
Anyway, all of them proceeded downstairs for some breakfast (except for Kaien since he's the one who's making breakfast). Everybody sat on their respective places with Kaname on the head of the dining table (cause it's his house) with Yuuki beside him. On Yuuki's right is an empty chair that will be occupied by Zero, who is still refilling his senses with sleep. Next to the vacant chair is Yagari and on his right is Kaien, who is currently making breakfast. A few minutes later, the fire alarm went off. But of course, all of them are prepared. From under the table, they all got their umbrellas, opened it simultaneously, and covered their heads from the water that the sprinklers are giving them. They carried on with what they're doing before the sprinkler went off. Kaname carried on drinking his cup of tea. Yuuki continued to flip through the magazine that she's currently reading. Yagari carried on drinking his cup of coffee while reading the newspaper.
A few seconds later, the kitchen door creaked as Kaien stuck his head in the dining room.
"Uhm... Breakfast might get delayed for a few minutes... Would you guys mind if you wait for a few minutes?"he asked the people inside the room.
"We'll stick with cereals, thank you very much." Zero, who just woke up from his sleep, said.
"But, but-"
"It's okay Cros-I mean dad." Yuuki said. Kaien's gaze shifted from Yuuki to Kaname.
"It's really okay, Cross-san. We don't mind having cereals for breakfast." Kaname said. then Kaien looked at Yagari.
"Hon-Kaien, it's okay. We'll have cereals fore breakfast." Yagari said.
"Okay, old man, bring the Frankenberry[A/N: I love you, G-Way. :)] and the milk here. Oh and the cereal bowl and spoons too." Zero said as he sat down on his place. Kaien retreated sadly back inside the kitchen and got the food that their going to eat.
"So..." Yuuki began as set her magazine at the table.
"So...???" Zero asked, crossing his arms and raised an eyebrow at Yuuki's incomplete speech.
"I've been thinking..." Yuuki said.
"Thinking about what, dear?" Kaname said, looking at Yuuki.
"I've been thinking that..." she said.
"That...???" Yagari asked, making a hand gesture. All the suspense that Yuuki was putting was making everybody think of their own speculations.
We should get married? Kaname thought.
You would leave Kaname and go with me? was what Zero thought.
Me and Kaien will tell you all our biggest secret? Yagari thought.
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"We should adopt a kitty." Yuuki finished her sentence off and resumed reading her magazine. Everybody in the room sweat dropped. None of their thoughts matched Yuuki's.
"Oh." they all said together, disappointed that none of them got it right.
"Yuuki, are you sure you want a kitty? I mean puppies are better." Kaname said.
"No, they're not. Puppies are very noisy animals. They tend to run around your house. You have to take it out to do its... business. And puppies have to be trained before you can have fun with it." Yuuki said.
"Nonsense. You don't have to train a puppy before you can have fun with it. All you have to do is take it to a walk to the park and that's it." Zero said, taking his bowl of the sugary goodness. I guess nobody noticed Kaien enter the dining room.
"Yeah. And puppies can do much more stunts than kittens. And besides, all kittens do is sleep, eat, meow and sleep." Yagari said, taking his bowl from Kaien.
"So what? Kittens are more cute and they bring joy and comfort to a woman when she is sad." Yuuki said.
"But puppies can do that too." Kaname said taking his bowl from Kaien's grasp.
"Much much more better than cats." Zero said, taking a spoonful of his cereal.
"And dogs are man's best friend." Yagari said, also taking a spoonful of his cereal.
"Too bad I'm not a man. I'm a woman. And I'm a vampire for crying out loud." Yuuki said, eating her cereal.
"Oh for pete's sake. What's the difference. Cats meow. Dogs bark. But obviously dogs are better." Kaname said.
"Oh, so you oppose me now, huh, Kaname-nisama!" Yuuki said, standing up from her seat.
"N-no, I'm not, Yuuki-dear. I'm not. We'll buy you a kitty." Kaname said, not even bothering to hide the fear in his voice.
"Kaname's a wussy." Zero began chanting as he eat his cereal.
"Shut up, Zero!" Kaname growled. Yes, they began calling each other by their names... Yuuki's order, of course.
"Oh yeah? Well, why can't you oppose to your little sister? Are you scared?" Zero teased some more. This is going to be fun.
"I am NOT SCARED!!!!" Kaname said, banging his hand on the table, making the contents of his cereal bowl to spill on Yuuki's clothes.
"You did not just spill cereal on my dress." Yuuki said, as she stared at her dress in horror. That is her favorite and she's going to make Kaname pay.
"Yuuki, I-I'm so sorry... I'll buy you a new one, I promise." Kaname said, slowly retreating from Yuuki's dangerous figure.
"This, here, is my favorite dress... And you just ruined it... Do you know how much it cost me?! Huh?!!" Yuuki glowered down at Kaname.
"Y-Yes... That's why I'm going to buy you a new one. More expensive than that... that dress you're wearing." Kaname said.
"This is going to be interesting." Zero muttered as he munched some cereal.
"I don't want a new one!" Yuuki shouted, making the cup of coffee in front of Kaname shatter, staining his white clothes.
"You did not spill coffee on my favorite shirt." Kaname said, horrified that his white shirt is stained with the evil liquid.
"Oh yes, I just did..." Yuuki said, smirking at her triumph.
"You know what this means?!" Kaname said.
"FOOD FIGHT!!!!" Zero said, throwing the contents of his cereal bowl at Kaname's not so white shirt.
This means war. Kaname thought as he reached for the milk. He tore the top and threw it at Zero, staining his... Oh. He's not wearing a top at all.
"Nice try. You're not staining my pjs!" Zero said as he threw a chocolate pudding that came out of nowhere towards Kaname's direction. Unfortunately for Zero, Kaname pulled Yagari in front of him as some sort of a human shield.
"Nice try. But you ain't getting me!" Kaname said cheerily as he grinned at Zero, who is fuming.
"He's not getting you, but I will." Yagari said as he smudged Kaname's clothes with chocolate that came out from God-knows where.
"You did not just smudged chocolate on my shirt... Again!" Kaname said.
"No, I didn't... Cause I included your face on the list." Yagari said as he smudged the remaining chocolatey goodness on Kaname's flawless face.
"Ohohoh! You're gonna get it, Touga Yagari!" Kaname said as he reached for the strawberry cake that magically appeared in the dining hall. Kaname got a handful of it, removed Yagari's hat, dumped the cake inside the hat and dumped the now cake-filled hat in Yagari's head.
"Look who's all sweet now." Kaname said as he ran away from Yagari. But, revenge always has a taste and it's always sweet. Just when Kaname was to get another load of ammo, Kaien hit him with flour with eggs, making him look like a flour ghost. Kaname stared down at himself with a horrified expression.
"Cross-san, you know that I respect you... But this has gone too far." Kaname said as he reached for the tray of eggs. He then looked at Kaien and then, he threw the egg that he was currently holding. And the egg hit Kaien square on the face.
"Kaname-kun..." Kaien said as he wiped the egg from his face. Yuuki, who is squeaky clean and is now wearing a black dress with her hair brushed up, walked in front of them, got a handful of pudding on both hands and threw the 2 pudding onto the two males on either side of him. She got another batch of pudding and this time, she threw it at Zero, who is equipped with whipped cream, and Yagari, who is equipped with cherries. The four of them stared in shock as Yuuki just walked without a word and that she isn't stained with any kitchen supplies.
Yuuki walked silently as she reached for the kitchen phone, that has been ringing for quite sometime now.
"Hello?" Yuuki said to the other end.
"Uhm... Yuuki-sama... Not that I'm hurrying you and Kaname-sama up... But... Yori-chan and I have been waiting in the restaurant for 30 minutes... It's not like we're in a hurry... But... You know... I don't know if Yori-chan will be able to stay up late at night." came in Aidou's voice from the other end.
"Don't worry. We'll be right there in 15 minutes." Yuuki said and then hung up.
"Just so you know, Kaname-nisama, we're already late for the 'dinner date' with Aidou-kun and Yori-chan." Yuuki said. She then washed her hands and went out of the room in silence. Once she was out of sight, Kaname glanced at the clock that hadn't escaped the wrath of the fight.
"Oh shit..." Hey, who knew that the great Kuran Kaname can swear. 8:30 PM. It read.
"Uhm... Would you guys mind if you clean this mess up? I'm kinda late? 'Kay? Thanks! Bye!" And he dashed out of the kitchen like a frightened bunny.
"Well, looks like we'll be cleaning this mess up." Kaien said.
"I'm sorry but it's just the two of you. I'm out of here." Zero said as he went out of the dining room.
"I... guess it's just us then." Kaien said as he turned to look at Yagari.
"Yeah... I guess it's just us now..." Yagari said.
Author's rambling space: Hey guys. Sorry for the chapter delay. I've been... doing some stuff... ^_^
Anyways, the epic battle doesn't stop here because there's more. ^_^
*phone rings from somewhere* Oh, hold on a sec.
*to the person on the other end* Hello? Oh, Aidou-kun, it's you! you have something to say to our readers? Oh okay. Here-
Aidou: *from the other end* Hey, minna-san. Please do review! ^_^
You heard Aidou-kun... Now review! We still have a talk to do. ^_^