DarkPriestess66: more charmed chapters, since I don't have the movies, and it's hard to read chapters of the books and write chapters of this story. Power of three/four blonds
Alexis, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige walk in the attic wearing unusual outfits. They close the door behind them.
"It's okay, you're gonna be okay." Piper states, trying to calm Phoebe down.
"Okay? That demon wiped out that whole family of innocents. How will I ever be okay?" Phoebe asks
"You learn." Piper replies,
"If that demon is anywhere in that book, I'm gonna nail his sorry ass." Paige states
"I totally agree, just wait until I fry that demon," Alexis seconds,
They walk over and sit on the couch.
"Oh, those poor children. They were so scared. I could feel their pain."Phoebewhines,
"Okay, maybe you could feel their pain a little less, Phoebe." Piper states
"Remember, she's an empath now." Paige reminds,
"I know what her powers are. Okay, I think a little sister bonding is in order for all of us here. I'll get the tea." Piper replies
"No. Did you see that demon? Did you see those teeth flying out like razor blades?" Paige asks
"We need to kill that demon. For the children. All six of those children." Phoebe replies
"Fine, we'll hit the book now, tea later." Piper relents, she walks over to the book and when she touches it, it glows and closes up. She tries to touch it again and it jumps off its stand onto the floor. She walks over to it and dives for it. It moves away. "Told you it wouldn't work."
"Well, it's her fault. Who's ever heard of a demon with razor flying teeth before?" Alexis asks, twirling a strand of hair around her finger,
"My fault? I'm not the one who made the innocents into the Von Trapp family." Paige replies
"Did not." Alexis stuck out her tongue at Paige,
"Did too." Paige retorts
"Knock it off." Piper snaps, she shape shifts into a blonde woman, "It's my fault for going along with you two. We can look like the Charmed Ones but lets face it, our acting sucks. If we want the Book of Shadows we need to become them. It's time to try my identity theft spell."
Phoebe, Alexis, and Paige shape shift into two other blonde women.
"No way. They'll come after us, it's a suicide mission." Mitzy replies,
"And it's dangerous too." Margo agrees
The youngest blonde went stand beside her older sister, "So what? You want to be chiselers your whole life? It's time to think big and thinking big means making the whole world believe that we are them."
"I don't want to be them, I want to be bad." Mitzy replies
"Me too, bad's better." Margo agrees
"Same here," Magan agrees
"Then stick with me, 'cause once we get the book we'll steal their powers and then form our own power of three. And you know what that means?" Mabel asks
"Yes," Magan answers with a evil grin on her otherwise sweet face.
"No." Margo replies
"We'll be the untouchable sisters." Mitzy explains,
"Phoebe, Paige, Alexis, are you up there?" Piper's voice asks from downstairs,
"Perfume, girls!" Mitzy orders, They pull out spray bottles of perfume and spray it over themselves. They disappear. Piper walks in and picks up the Book of Shadows. She places the book back on its stand and looks around.
The following day at P3. Piper's there talking on the phone. Jack the bartender is standing near by.
"What time did he go to sleep? Okay, can you call me as soon as he starts to stir? Okay, thanks." Piper states, then she hangs up. "Uh, Jack, the band is coming in an hour to set up and do a sound check. Can you take care of them for me? I want to be home when my baby wakes up."
Phoebe, Alexis walks in. Alexis kept a strict eye on the calendar, she only had a few days before school starts, so she hope to get her supplies from Chinatown and the surrounding areas, because she gotten an owl from Harry, saying Diagon Alley was empty and the only store that was in business was Wesley's Wizard Wheezes.
"I'm on it." Jack answers
"Hey, you ready for lunch?" Phoebe asks
"I was thinking I could make you two something fabulous at home instead." Piper answers
"Piper, every new mummy needs a little grown up time. That's why we got the nanny, right?" Phoebe asks
"Right?" Piper agrees, reluctantly
"So let's go-o-o-o-o-o." Phoebe states.
Alexis looks over at Phoebe confused then shares a quick glance at Piper
"Was that a moan?" Piper asks
"Piper." Phoebe whispers
Piperwhispers "What?"
Phoebewhispers "That new bartender guy is checking you out."
Piper turns around and he smiles. She smiles back. She turns back and whispers, "Are you telling me that you're feeling what he's feeling for me?"
"Yes, I still can't control my new pow-owwwwww." Phoebe answers then ends up moaning again, Piper hits her with a napkin
Alexis looks at the bartender "Alright, take your shoes for a walk, buddy."
Jack walks away.
"That's creepy." Piper states
"I know, it's horrible. You should have seen it the last time Jason was in town, I couldn't keep my hands off of him. I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend." Phoebe agrees
"Jason is flying in from Hong Kong again?" Piper asks,Phoebe nods. "Wow, I'd say that guy is falling for you."
"You think so? I think so. I hope so. But all I can feel is this strong sexual desire for me." Phoebe replies,
"And that's a bad thing." Alexis states, her sisters look at her like they think she's up to something,
"Well, yeah, that's a bad thing if that's all he's feeling. And if it is all he's feeling, I want to know now, you know? So I don't get hurt." Phoebe explains,
"Well, why don't you take him to a restaurant where you can't get buck wild and ask Jason how he feels." Piper suggests
"Mm, the direct approach. Very sneaky of you." Phoebe replies, they head towards the door.
"Mm-hm, and if that doesn't work, ask him about the weather in Hong Kong." Piper states
Chris and Lynx orbs in.
"No!" Piper, Phoebe, Alexis exclaim
"We're not demon hunting, we're going to lunch." Phoebe states,
"I have to school shop," Alexis adds
"Hey, I am not unreasonable. We can hunt demons after lunch. By the way, anyone seen Leo?" Chris asks,
"No, I have not." Piper replies,
"Nope,"Alexis replies, she pretty much handed over the investigation of both Chris and Lynx killing Valkyries
"I haven't seen him either." Phoebe states
"Well, if you do, let me know. There's a rumor floating around up there that he has a lead on whoever sent him to Valhalla." Chris replies
"Well, I'm sure that's very important stuff but I have another question. Did either one of you leave the book on the floor last night?" Piper asks
"On the floor?" Chris and Lynx asks
"No, I didn't." Phoebeanswers
"Chris?" Piper asks, "Lynx?"
Lynx looked thoughtful, "I vaguely remember a story that started like that in the future. Someone's after the book."
"Demons are always after the book. What's new?" Piper asks
"No, I think this time they get it. You should take this threat seriously. And tell Paige. Where is Paige?" Chris asks
"She's at her new temp job." Phoebe replies,
"She's still on that kick?" Lynx asks
"It's not a kick, Lynx. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic." Piper answers
"Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?" Chris asks
A hour or two later, at the house across the street. Mabel, Magan are looking through the window at the Manor. Margo is looking in a mirror.
"I can't tell if anyone's home from here." Mabel states,
"Me neither," Magan agrees, she looked over at Margo. "What are you doing?"
"If I get Piper's powers, first thing I'm gonna do is freeze these unwanted facial lines." Margo replies
"I'm the oldest, I get Piper's powers. You'll get Paige's." Mabel replies
"Well, in that case maybe I'll orb away this blemish." Margo states
Mitzy walks in carrying bags of snacks. "Stake out take out, anyone?" She puts the food on the table.
"Ooh." Margostates,
Mabel, Magan, and Margo go over to the table.
"All I asked for was a scrying bowl." Mabel states
"Just because we killed the owners here, doesn't mean we should let their food go to waste." Margo explains,
Mabel pours a black liquid into a glass bowl. "Give me sight through the blackest bile, show me the faces I revile." Piper, Alexis, and Wyatt show up in the liquid. " Alexis, and Piper's the only ones home right now. We need all four sisters together for my spell to work."
"Eww, she's with the baby. I can't wait to orb that thing into a volcano." Mitzy states
"Um, as the baby in the family, I resent that." Magan states,
"I'm afraid I'll be doing the orbing. We get our powers by sorority." Margo adds,
"That's seniority, Margo. And that's not fair, I wanted Paige's power." Mitzy replies
"Don't talk to me about fair. I always got less growing up. And usually two years out of style." Margo states
"And I basically got rags, after you were finished with them, Margo." Magan retorts.
"There is nothing wrong with Phoebe's powers, Mitzy. You'll be able to levitate." Mabel states,
"Yeah, six feet in the air. Margo will be orbing around the world." Mitzy retorts
"I'll send postcards." Margo teases
"Don't forget you'll also have the power of premonition and empathy." Mabel continues.
"Like I care what happens to people or how they feel." Mitzy replies
"Well, maybe you should care, Mitzy, instead of this me, me, me attitude all the time." Margo states
"Oh, you know what? You're about to get your teeth knocked in if you don't back off." Mitzy threatens
"Enough! What is wrong with you two? We have worked way too hard to let it all fall apart now." Mabel asks,
The doorbell rings. Mabel answers it.
"Hello, are you the lady of the house?" Salesman asks,
"Go away." Mabel replies, thenslams the door. "This is the biggest con of our lives. If we don't get this right, we're gonna be two-bit magic hustlers forever. Is that what you want?"
The doorbell rings again. Mabel answers it.
"But you haven't seen the amazing new Kelby 3000." Salesman states, he holds up a vacuum cleaner.
"Just get inside." Mabel states, the man happily walks inside. Mabel closes the door and walks back over to her sisters. "The secret of the Charmed Ones lays in their sisterhood, the Power of Four. Well, guess what. We've got our own sisterhood, our own Power of Four right here. If we can just stick together, we can have it all."
"You'll never have it all until you own the Kelby 3000." Salesman states,A dagger appears in Mabel's hand. "I'm telling you this baby is gonna change your life..."
She stabs the salesman and he falls to the floor.
"So who's with me?" Mabel asks
"I'm sorry, sweetie." Mitzy apologizes
"Oh, me too." Margo agrees, they hug. "I'll orb you anywhere you want to go."
"That's more like it. Now, let's sit back, relax, until the other two get home." Magan states,
Manor Dinning room, Piper is trying to feed Wyatt. Alexis is trying her best not to laugh, at the silly sounds Piper was making in her attempt at feeding Wyatt.
"Alright, look, mummy try it. Mmm." Piper states, she tastes it. "So horrible! Wow, is that horrible." Leo orbs in. "Leo, what are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here."
Leo kneels down beside Wyatt. "I was looking for Chris, I heard he was asking about me."
Leo tickles Wyatt and he giggles.
"He was, he thinks you found the person that sent you to Valhalla." Piper replies
"He does?" Leo asks
"Mm-hm. But he's not here but even if he was, I mean, why can't you use your Elder powers to sense..." Piper answers, thenLeo makes a face at Wyatt. "Like you sensed me here with..."
Leo and Wyatt laugh.
"Sorry." Leo apologizes
"For missing your son? It's okay." Piper asks
"As an Elder, I watch over him every minute but it's not the same, you know. When he's sleeping, sometimes I orb into the nursery just to hold him." Leo explains
Alexis smiles, at the sight of a slightly reunited family being together, but it wasn't the same as before.
They hear the front door open and close.
"Piper, Lexi, are you home?" Paige asks
Leo stands up. "I should go." he orbs out. Wyatt screams.
"Oh, sweetie." Piper states
Paige walks in. "There are gremlins at the fruit packing plant and I am the only one who can prevent serious workplace injury. This is not what I planned."
Piper looks over at Alexis, who was looking at Paige in confusion "You lost us at fruit packing plant."
"It's my new temp job. I keep trying to find a life away from magic and all I get is magic, magic, magic everywhere." Paige explains,Wyatt screams. "Oh, don't worry, little dude, I'm not gonna let the gremlins get you."
"It's okay, I think he just misses his dad." Piper replies, picking up Wyatt.
"Ohh. I'm gonna go upstairs and check on the Book of Shadows and see what it says about the capture and control of gremlins." Paige states
"Did you leave that book on the floor last night?" Piper asks
"No, why?" Paige asks
"Uh, I don't know, it's probably nothing. Uh, just be on the lookout. Chris and Lynx said somebody may be after it." Piper replies
"Duh, people are after it every week." Paige states, she goes upstairs.
Piper turnsto Wyatt "You're okay, you're okay."
The Elf nanny walks in pushing a stroller. "Fussy babies need fresh air."
"Oh, that's a good idea, I'll go get my sweater." Piper replies
"Nonsense. Let me take the boy for a walk." Elf Nanny states,
"Alright." Piper agrees, sheputs Wyatt in the stroller. "Just don't forget a hat for those ears."
"I always keep the baby warm." Elf Nanny replies
"I meant yours." Piper corrects
The Elf nanny covers her ears with her hair.
House across the road from the Manor. The blonde sisters are looking out the window. They see Phoebe pull up outside the manor.
"You know what this means. It's spell time." Mitzy states,
They walk away from the window.
"We've got one shot, so pay attention. After we read this spell, the world will see us as the Halliwell sisters." Mabel explains
"You mean I'm going brunette?" Mitzy asks
"No, you'll look like you do now but the world will know you as Phoebe." Mabel answers,
"Let's go, let's go. I'm dying to orb some place far away and exotic like Fort Lauderdale." Margo replies
"Not so fast. The spell only gives us their identities. They keep their powers until we can get to the Book of Shadows, which we should be able to do once we lure them out of the house. Okay, everyone ready?" Mabel asks,
"Mm-hm." Mitzy replies
"Blinking faces blank and ho-hum, we are they and they are no one, grant to us the Power of Four, and turn them into nobody." The Girls chants
"One way to find out. Let's call our Whitelighter. Chris." Mabel replies
Chris orbs in. "Why did you change clothes, Piper? You can't hunt demons in heels. Go switch your shoes and we'll get started."
"Hey," Margo greets,she puts her arm around him "slow down there, angel. It's all good in the Charmed universe. What's your hurry?"
"Paige, did you just call me angel?" Chris asks
"She did, and I can clearly see why." Mitzy replies
"Okay. What are you doing over here?" Chris asks
"Oh, well, we were just, um..." Mitzy replies
"Solving a murder. Evil has been here, probably spying on us." Mabel replies, she pulls the dagger out of the salesman and hands it to Chris.
"This could be connected to whoever's after the Book of Shadows." Chris replies, *Lynx, we have a clue,*
*Alright, pick me up on the way,* Lynx replies,
"Could be. See that symbol carved into the handle? We think that represents the astral plane." Mabel states,
"I don't know. The astral plane's a realm of spirit and energy. It's not like they manufacture athames there." Chris replies,
"All the more reason you should orb over and investigate." Mitzy suggests
"You want me to orb to the astral plane?" Chris asks,
"Immediately. And don't come back until you find out where that knife came from." Mitzy answers,
"Can I have a kiss goodbye?" Margo asks
"No." Chris answers, he orbs out.
"Oh, well, a girl's gotta try." Margo sighed.
"You know what this means." Mabel states,
"We are Charmed and dangerous." Mitzy replies, They do a little dance. "Oh, yeah!"
That evening, back at the manor. Piper's on the phone and Phoebe, Alexis, and Paige are making a potion.
"I did not fire your band. I need them to play tonight. Today at rehearsal? No, that's impossible, I have been home all afternoon. Okay, listen, I'll be right there." Piper states, then she hangs up. "Uh, I gotta go to P3 so tell the nanny to give Wyatt dinner if I'm not back in time."
"Piper, I'll go with you," Alexis states, before grabbing her wallet from the table,
"Okay. Bye." Paige agrees,Piper and Alexis heads for the door and passes a wedding photo of Leo and Mabel. "Okay, this vanquishing potion is more like vanquishing goo. Can you check the last ingredient in the book for me?"
"Sure." Phoebe replies,Phoebe reaches for the book and it glows and closes itself. "Whoa, that was different."
"Try it again." Paige replies,
Phoebe reaches for it again and it slides off onto the floor.
P3. The band is packing up their stuff. Piper rushes in. Alexis waited by the stairs, but could hear everything,
"Hey, Ray, did the band leave yet?" Piper asks
"I'm sorry, ma'am, we're not open yet." Ray answers
"Hahaha, very funny." Piper states
"You'll have to come back tonight." Ray replies
"Look, Ray, I'm missing dinner time with my kid because the band canceled, okay. I'm not in the mood for jokes." Piper states,
"They didn't cancel, the owner fired them. To bad too, they were good. You one of their groupies?" Ray asks
Alexis reaches into her wallet, her brush against her new driver's license on it was a picture of a blonde teenager. "Oh crap"
"Wh? No, I'm your boss and I'm gonna fire you if you don't move it." Piper replies
"Look, lady, there's a bar open up the road if you really need a drink, okay?" Ray states
Mabel and Jack walk out of the back room, straightening their clothes.
"I have to admit, Piper, when you said that there'd be fringe benefits, you weren't kidding." Jack states
"Oh, I'm all about job satisfaction." Mabel agrees
"Yeah? What about after hours?" Jack asks
"Yeah? So do I! And you're gonna be one sorry dude if you don't move." Piper exclaims
Mabel sees Piper and hides behind Jack, "Oh, uh, you know what? There is some work I have to deal with but I'll try to wrap it up early. Why don't you come by the house after your shift."
"Like you could!" Piper shouts,She freezes Ray and walks past him. Mabel goes in the back room. Piper unfreezes Ray and walks over to Jack. "Why is Ray acting like he doesn't know me? Would you please tell him who I am?"
"Sure. Who are you?" Jack asks
Alexis ran down the stairs and grabbed Piper's arm, "We need to leave now."
Piper looked at her sister, "What?"
Alexis dragged Piper out, "Look at this," she held out the license "This is my license I got yesterday, I'm sure I'm not blonde."
"We got to get the others," Piper replies,
The four sisters met up and Paige orbs them back to the manor. Only to come face to face with four blonde women in their house.
"Alright, who do you think you are?" Piper asks
"Oh, you haven't heard? We're the Charmed Ones." Mitzy replies
"Nice dress." Margo comments
"Thanks." Phoebe replies
"Nice book." Paige comments
"Powers of the witches rise..." Mabel, Mitzy, Margo, Magan chant
"Hey, hey." Piper states, she tries to freeze them but bright magical lights rise out of Piper, Phoebe, Paige, and Alexis
"Course unseen across the skies, come to us who call you near, come to us and settle here." Mabel, Mitzy, Margo, Magan finished.
The bright magical lights sink into the blonde sisters.
"Let's see, what was that freaky little hand thing you did? Like this." Mabel asks, she flicks her hand and a vase blows up, Piper is pushed backwards. She looks at her bleeding leg.
"Ooh, I'm down. Piper states, Phoebe jumps up and kicks Mabel, sending her across the room. Phoebe turns around Mitzy and she has levitated in the air. She kicks Phoebe and sends her flying over the couch. Margo grabs the lamp. Alexis dodges as Magan throws fireballs at her, "Paige."
Paige orbs out just before Margo whacks her with it. She orbs back in.
"I can still orb." Paige states
"Hey, that was supposed to be my power!" Margo exclaims,Paige quickly orbs out Piper, Alexis, and Phoebe. "Freeze them!"
"I don't know how." Mabel replies
In the attic, Mabel, Mitzy, Magan and Margo are there. Mabel is looking through the Book of Shadows and Mitzy is scrying.
"You guys have got to see this. There's spells, potions, charms for everything. Once we get rid of the Halliwells, this book is gonna change our lives." Mabel states,
"You guys, my arm's getting sore here. How about a little relief? It never takes this long to scry for a witch." Mitzy asks
"That's because they're not witches anymore. We've got their powers." Mabel answers,
"Uh, excuse me, you got their powers. I got a big fat nothing. As usual." Margo states
Mitzy gets a vibe. "Margo, please, ease off the resentment pedal there, you're dragging me down."
"Oh, this is great. Vanquishing tips on all of our competition." Mabel states
"Paige orbed. How could she still do that?" Margo asks
"We cast a spell to call a witch's power. Paige's orbing must come from her Whitelighter side." Mabel replies
"Well, then let's call for her Whitelighter's power. Because I wanna orb!" Margo whines
"Yo, Margo, get over it already. Your negativity is giving me a migraine." Mitzy states
"You think it's bad now?" Margo asks "Just keep flaunting that empath power at me. I'll start hitting on you for real."
"Hey, we're in here." Mabel states
"We made the Book of Shadows?" Mitzy asks she, Magan and Margo go over to see. "What, no picture?"
"Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph." Margo replies
"The Stillman Sisters. Mabel, Mitzy, Margo, Magan. Common witches known for their small time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic." Mabel read outloud
"Oh. Well, at least we got an entry." Margo states
"Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches not worth vanquishing." Mitzy agrees
"Is that right. Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones, we've got their powers, we got their book, and we got blonde multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?" Mabel asks
"We are!" Margo exclaims
"Oh, yeah!" Mitzy exclaims
They laugh.
"So let's use all these powers to find the Halliwells. We can not rest until their dead." Mabel orders
The doorbell rings.
"Phoebe's boyfriend. She had dinner plans with him tonight." Mitzy states
"Go. Margo, Magan, and I will work on the spells." Mabel replies
"Wait, what? Why does she get to go on a date?" Mitzy asks
"We have to keep up pretenses. If Leo or Chris or Lynx find that we're impostors, they're gonna send the entire magical community after those girls and then we'll never find them. Go." Mabel answers
Mitzy gets a vibe. "I felt that, Miss Blackheart."
Mitzy leaves the room.
"Let's get to work." Mabel orders
Across town, Phoebe and Paige help Piper inside a motel room.
"Okay, okay." Phoebe states, she places a bag of stuff on a dressing table. Piper, Alexis, and Paige sit on the bed. "Let's see what we got here. Let's see." Phoebe pulls up Piper's pant leg. "You right?"
"Yeah." Piper replies
"You sure?" Phoebe asks
"Yeah." Piper answers
"Ohh! It's bad! It's really, really bad!" Phoebe exclaims
"Okay, just do what you can, we have to get back to the manor fast for Wyatt." Piper replies
Phoebe gets some bandages out of the bag and passes them to Alexis, who set to work bandaging Piper's leg, Alexis spent so much time in the Infirmary she taken a liking to being a medic.
"They're not gonna hurt Wyatt, they won't risk exposure, not while we're still alive." Phoebe reasons
"How are we gonna stay alive? How are we gonna fight without our powers?" Paige asks
"At least you can still orb." Phoebe replies
"I wish you could orb to Leo. I'd give anything for one of his unwanted visits right... ow!" Piper exclaims
"Piper, we really should get you to the doctor." Alexis suggests, "I don't like the look of that."
"No." Piper replies
"Why?" Phoebeasks
"The same reason we paid cash for this room. Because without picture IDs we've got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist." Piper replies
"Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blonds. I do have to hand it to them though, they've taken identity theft to a whole new level." Paige seconds
"If I only I knew how to get to the Wizarding World's American Diagon alley," Alexis sighed, "But my wand's in my hidden safe."
"What about Chris, or Lynx? What if we get them in the same room with the blonde ones so we can prove to them they're fakes." Piper asks
"How? He can't hear our call. Going into the manor right now would be suicide." Paige replies
"Wait a minute. I have an idea. Maybe we can find some magical creatures to help us. Like fairies or muses. What do you think?" Phoebe asks
"We won't be able to see them, we're not witches anymore." Piper replies
"You're not, you can't see them. But I'm still half Whitelighter and I actually happen to know where a couple of handy dandy gremlins like to hang out." Paige states
"You mean, the fruit packer killing variety?" Piper asks
"No-no-no-no. This could actually work. Gremlins are fast, right? They can move between realms, they could actually help us find Chris." Phoebe replies
"What if they say no?" Piper asks
"Well, if they say no then I'll just have to threaten their little butts with my vanquishing gel." Paige replies
"Okay, Paige, you orb to the plant and find those gremlins. Chris has got to be back to the manor by midnight. Piper, you stay here where you're safe." Phoebe states, "Lexi, stay with Piper,"
"Where are you going?" Piper asks
"I am going to hand out a personal invitation." Phoebe replies, she leaves the room.
Alexis paces around the room as she and Piper waited for Paige and Phoebe to return, "I feel so useless! If school starts and that blonde bimbo goes in my place!"
"We've been keeping your school a secret even from demons, so calm down." Piper replies, "They only show up when you did wiccan magic, they sense it remember,"
Alexis stopped pacing, "You may have a point, but still if I see another blonde, I'll scream. Besides Wyatt, he's not a bleach blonde like these dumb blonds are."
Paige and Phoebe orb back in, "We're ready,"
"Let's go, I want to punch that doofus in the face." Alexis states,
The clock strikes 12:00. Piper, Phoebe, Alexis and Paige orb in.
"Okay, if the gremlins found Chris, he should be here by now." Paige states
"Well, he better hurry." Piper replies,
They try to leave the room and the doors close on them.
"Oh, this is not good." Phoebe states
"Really, ya think?" Alexis asks
"Okay." Piper replies
Another door closes. Mabel, Mitzy, Margo, and Magan walk in.
"You Charmed Ones think you're so clever." Mabel states
"Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight." Mitzy asks
"I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here." Phoebe replies tauntingly
"Oh." Mitzy states
"Well, from where I'm standing that seemed like a stupid thing to do, and I know a lot about stupid things." Margo states
"Yeah, see, she's got us there." Alexis agrees
Chris orbs in.
"You wouldn't happen to know any gremlins, would you?" Chris asks
"Yeah, we couldn't shake 'em" Lynx agrees before looking around, "What's going on?"
"Uh, it's about time." Paige states
"Chris, Lynx, thank god. Look at them, look at them, they're impostors. They stole..." Phoebe explains
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Who are you?" Chris asks
"They're witches. They're the ones that killed that guy across the street." Mabel answers
"No, Chris, she's lying. Remember this morning when you said something was gonna happen to the book? Well, this is it. It's happening now." Piper states
"Ugh, enough of this. Piper, blast them." Mitzy states
"How do you know what I said to Piper?" Chris asks
"Because she is Piper. And I'm Paige and this is Phoebe, This is Alexis. And they cast an identity spell to make the entire world think they're us." Paige replies
"That's ridiculous. Everyone knows the Charmed Ones are blonde." Margo states
"Dude, your roots are showing, and you're anything but blonde," Alexis states,
"If you're Piper, then show me your powers, blast me." Mabel challenges
"I can't, you stole them." Piper replies
"Okay, so we stole your identities and your powers. Wow, we must be good. Definitely worth more than a paragraph." Mabel surmised
"Oh, yeah." Margo states
"It's time to take care of you witches and your delusions." Mabel states
"Wait! Wait. I can prove that we're telling the truth. I can still orb, I'm half Whitelighter." Paigestates
"Okay, go for it." Chris replies,
Paige tries to orb but nothing happens. She tries again.
Margowhispers "What do you think of my anti-orb spell?"
"Go ahead, Piper, blast away." Chris states
Mabel tries to blow them up but misses and gets the window.
"She missed, Chris, when have you ever known Piper to miss?" Phoebe asks
"Even I'm entitled to a bad day." Mabel replies
"Come on, try again." Margo urges
Mabel blows up a potted plant.
"Uh, Chris, a little help here." Paige pleads
"Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry." Alexis states,
"We've got them now." Mitzy states
"Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?" Piper asks
"Piper, death bad, life good." Phoebe states
"Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlor. Alexis' right, check out that dye job." Paige replies
The blonde sisters gasp.
"How dare you!" Mabel exclaims
Mabel blows up the doors.
"Run!" Piper shouts,
"Dammit Nymphadora!" Alexis shouts as she and her sisters run for it.
Lynx starts at the use of her real name, *Chris, those are the real Charmed Ones' only those four know my real name. Go break up the false sisterhood.*
*How do you suppose I do that? Say I slept with them?* Chris asks
*Yes, it would work, at they were all over you.* Lynx replies, *Orb your ass up there!*
Piper, Phoebe and Paige run into the attic.
"Oh my god, oh my god, we need weapons." Phoebe states
"Uh, demon leftovers." Paige replies,
They run over to a large chest and pull out a crossbow.
"Piper, Piper, for you." Phoebe states, Paige and herhand it to Piper. They pull out an axe. "Okay." Paige pulls out a spiked ball. "Ready?"
"Alexis, you got the mace." Phoebe states
"Sweet," Alexis replies.
"Yes." Paige replies,Piper and Alexis crouches behind a couch and Phoebe and Paige stand on each side of the door. The blonde sisters walk in. "Now!"
Piper pulls the trigger on the bow and an arrow heads straight for Mabel. She puts her hands up in fear and she freezes Piper, Phoebe, Alexis, and Paige. She plucks the arrow out of the air.
"Oh, so that's how it works." Mabel states
"Uh, could we like, not stand here right now?" Margo asks
They move out of Phoebe and Paige's line of fire.
"Now what?" Mitzy asks
"Now we kill them." Mabel answers
Chris orbs in.
"You did it. Nice work, babe." Chris comments,he walk over to Mitzy and kisses her passionately.
"This is not fair! First, I get ripped off in the power department, then you bag the bartender, and the boyfriend lays diamonds on you. That Whitelighter belongs to me." Margo states
"Ow, my head. You know, you really need to learn to control your emotions. I can't help it if Chris chose me." Mitzy replies
"Did you sleep with him?" Margo questions
"No." Mitzy answers
"Yes." Chris answers
"You did what? I gave you a direct order, that Whitelighter was off limits." Mabel asks
"You know what? I am sick and tired of your orders. All three of us are." Mitzy replies
"Stay out of my feelings." Margo states
"Yeah, keep out." Magan states
"Oh, are those your feelings?" Mabel asks
"The hell yes those are my feelings. You boss us around like we're idiots." Margo answers,
Mitzy gets a vibe. "What? She thinks we are idiots."
"I didn't say that." Mabel states
"Yeah, but I bet she felt it. My little empath feels everything." Chris comments,
"He's right. You despise us." Mitzy agrees, Chris glances over at the book and the triquetra on the front glows. "In fact, until I became an empath I never realized how much you truly hate us."
"You know what? Come on, baby, let's go, who needs them?" Chris asks, he grabs Mizty's arm,
"Oh, you're not going anywhere. We've got to stick together or our plan falls apart." Mabel orders
"See? There you go, bossing again." Margo states
"Mm-hm." Mitzy agrees
Magan nods in agreement
"Just let the little chicky run off if that's what she wants." Margo suggests
"Don't call me a chicky." Mitzy replies, she pushes Margo.
"Don't push me!" Margo exclaims, she pushes Mitzy back
"Just shut up!" Mabel exclaims, she pushes them both and the triquetra on the book splits apart. Piper, Phoebe, Alexis, and Paige unfreeze. Lynx walks in with her hands in her pockets, and a smirk on her face. "You should be able to handle these women now."
Piper punches Mabel and Paige punches Margo.
Alexis walks over Magan, "Hands off the bracelet,"
"Oh this, go ahead and have it back," Magan replies taking off the golden bracelet,
Alexis punches Magan,
Phoebe walks over to Mitzy.
"Not the nose, please." Mitzy begs
"I think you have something that's mine." Phoebe states
"Sure." Mitzy replies, she takes off the necklace. "It's yours. Anything you want."
"Thank you." Phoebe states, before punching Mitzyin the nose.
Paige looks atChris "I take it this was all you're doing."
"Hey, you're the one who got me here." Chris replies,
"How did you know they weren't us?" Piper asks
"In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you." Chris replies
Lynx glares at Chris, who realized that he almost gave away who he really is, "I realized when Alexis said my birth name."
"In all your life? You've only been our Whitelighter for two months." Phoebe replies
"Let's just reverse the magic." Chris states, he takes the book from Lynx and opens it and hands it to them.
"Powers of the witches rise, course unseen across the skies, come to us who call you near, come to us and settle here." Piper, Phoebe, Paige, and Alexis chant
White magical lights rise out of the blonde sisters and sink into Piper, Phoebe, Alexis, and Paige
The next morning, in the Conservatory. Piper, Leo and Wyatt are there. Leo is playing with Wyatt. Piper is standing at the doorway.
"So we bound their powers and handed them over to Morris. There was enough evidence across the street to book 'em for murder and if that doesn't stick, they're wanted in eight other states. Looks like you two had a good time." Piper explains
"Yeah, he loved all the clouds up there." Leo replies,
"I bet." Piper agrees
"Well, he just finished a bottle; he's probably ready for a nap. I should get going." Leo informed.
"Leo, wait, um, don't go too far away from Wyatt, okay?" Piper states, "I mean, feel free to sneak in and hold him any time I'm not around."
"Thanks." Leo replies,
Chris and Lynx walks in.
"Leo, can we talk to you for a second?" Chris asks
Leo looks atto Wyatt "See ya, buddy."
Leo, Lynx, and Chris go out into the foyer.
"There's a rumor floating around up there that you've got a lead on whoever scattered your auras." Chris explains,
"Yeah, I know, I floated it." Leo replies
"You did? Why?" Lynx asks, blinking in fringed innocence
"To draw out the guilty party." Leo answers
"Did it work?" Chris asks
"You tell me. So far you're the only two to come forward with any questions." Leo answers,
"It's an interesting experiment. When you find out who did it, let us know." Chris replies
"Oh, I already know who did it, Chris, and when I get enough proof to expose them, he'll be the first one to know." Leo informs.