Author's rambling area: Wee! New chapter! Hooray!

Although, I'm quite saddened by the fact that no one reviewed the previous chapter *is crying in a corner*.

And since none of you reviewed the last one, I decided to post the next one... So please... Do review... You're all making me a tad bit sad if you don't review. :(

On a brighter note, at least it's already vacation here. And that means, more updates. :)

Anyway, I won't hold you off any longer with my drabbles, so... On with the chapter! ^_^

*Matsuri Hino owns Vampire Knight.

*French Translations will be in italics at the end of the statement.

Chapter 9: Threats

I stared at her for a moment, thinking about her question and what in the world I'm going to answer. Okay... So I was caught off guard by her question... I'm like a freaking genius and I was caught off guard by a human. I just can't say to her 'I really don't know. It just popped out of nowhere.' Or 'I don't want to be single this night since it's Valentine's Day.' Sigh. I might as well tell her... I hope she does not understand French. I don't want to admit my defeat in a language we both speak.

"Je ne sais pas." I mumbled. i don't know if she heard me or not but I don't really care. (I don't know.)

"What?" she asked. Yes... She does not understand French... Or maybe it's because she did not heard what I said.

"Je ne sais pas." I repeated, much more louder this time. (I don't know.)

"Ce que vous voulez dire 'vous ne savez pas'?" she said with a raised eyebrow. Okay. So she does speak French. (What do you mean 'you don't know'?)

"Je ne sais vraiment pas ce qui est venu à moi quand j'ai demandé cela." I said. Seriously... It's like... every single organ in my body has a mind of its own. (I really don't know what came to me when I asked that.)

"Si vous êtes se moquer de moi, il vaut mieux arrêter, Hanabusa, parce que je ne veux pas quiconque se moquer de moi." she snapped at me. Wow... I never knew she can snap like that. (If you're making fun of me, you better stop it, Hanabusa, because I don't want anyone making fun of me.)

"Non, non... Je ne suis pas faire plaisir de vous. C'est juste... Je ne sais pas. Je ne pouvais vraiment pas expliquer. Mais je vous jure que je n'ont aucune mauvaise intention vers vous." I said. What? Are you expecting me to say that every single cell in my body has its own mind? Well, damn! I might as well lock myself in a room with a strait jacket wrapped tightly around me. (No, no... I'm not making fun of you. It's just... I don't know. I really can't explain it. But I swear that I have no ill intentions towards you.)

"Vous mieux assurez-vous que vous n'êtes pas planification quelque chose contre moi parce que je vous jure va casser votre cou comme rompre un cure-dents." she said. I might have laughed at her right then and there if it weren't for her very threatening tone. If you're in my position, all you will be able to do is gulp and nod a yes. (You better make sure that you're not planning something against me because I swear will break your neck like breaking a toothpick.
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"Uhm... Okay..." I gulped.

"Good." she said. To my joy, Kaname-sama and Yuuki-sama finally arrived in the restaurant... Only, something was a little bit off. Is it Yuuki-sama's dress? Or maybe it's her hair and make up? Could it be Kaname-sama's suit? No no... It's... Is Yuuki-sama dragging Kaname-sama by the ear? Oh yeah... Kaname-sama is being dragged towards our direction by the ear. I could have laughed at this but seeing it's Kaname-sama, I just can't laugh my ass off like I'm laughing at Akatsuki getting dumped by Ruka.

"Hey Yori-chan, Aidou-kun. Sorry we're late. Somebody got a little bit childish and decided to have a food fight." Yuuki-sama said as she sat down on a chair in front of Yori. Kaname-sama mumbled incoherent words as he sat down next to Yuuki-sama.

"Do you have anything to say, onii-sama?" Yuuki-sama said, smiling sweetly at Kaname-sama. I know that smile and that smile means 'If you dare go against me, I swear, I will kick your ass.'

"Nothing. Let's just order some food. Yori and Aidou are probably hungry from waiting." Kaname-sama said. He then called the waiter who led us to this place and the four of us stated our orders. The waiter excused himself and went somewhere... Probably to tell the chef our orders or something.

"So..." Yuuki-sama said.

"So...?" Yori said.

"I've been thinking..." Yuuki-sama said, playing with the silver wares on the table.

"About?" Yori continued for Yuuki-sama.

"That you are still single and that you need to find a partner." Yuuki-sama said.

"Yuuki, you know that I'm not interested in that particular subject. And besides, I'm dating Hanabusa right now... It's a pretend date for Valentine's, so don't get your hopes too high." Yori said. Will Yuuki-sama and Kaname-sama think that I'm pulling a trick on Yori? I bet they are. And I'm gonna get punished by Kaname-sama for doing such ungentlemanly acts on Yori.

But instead of hearing my punishment, I heard Yuuki-sama squeal with delight.

"Oh my gosh! Really?! Wow! That's so cool!" Yuuki-sama exclaimed.

"Yuuki, it's a pretend date. And it's only for tonight, okay? No need to be so happy about it." Yori said.

"But still, I'm happy that you have a boyfriend even if it's for tonight only." Yuuki-sama said and then she turned to me.

"Aidou-kun, if ever you break Yori-chan's heart, I swear I'll break you like breaking a toothpick." Yuuki-sama said. Now, to whom did I heard that statement before? Oh yeah... From Yori.

"I promise you, Yuuki-sama. I will not break Yori's heart even after tonight." I said, taking Yori's hand in mine.

"Good! Keep that promise, Aidou-kun. Or else..." Yuuki-sama said with a smile.

Now I have a total of two death threats in front of me. One from Yori and the other one from Yuuki-sama. Great. I think I will also end up in the vampire hunters' extermination list...

This is going to be one heck of a night...

Author's rambling area: So uhm... an update... ^_^

I honestly don't know what to type but I felt that I ought to update this chapter. ^_^

I want to thank Mitsuki-chi for constantly boosting my energies and by also giving me the motivation to write. (Wee! Thanks so much! And one day, I will create a portable air condition. ^_^)

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Aidou: Please review to motivate Katie-chan to update this fic. ^_^