Dear Misty,
Ava told me that she was writing letters to you. Papa and Dad took care of me, eh. Dad took care of Ava, although Papa did the cooking, eh. Alfred told me about the heat you've been having, and that he's fixing it, eh. I also heard from one of your citizens that you've started school, eh. She's been stalking me a little, eh... She asked me to marry her, eh... I like her, but she scares me a little, kinda like Russia does. When I was in the hospital she called me every day, she sounded really worried, eh.
Your loving uncle,
Matthew 'Canada' Williams
P.S. Ava says hi, and that she really liked writing to you
Dear Uncle Mattie~
Yeah, she was writing to me~ she's really cute! ^ ^ Ah, but not as cute as Alaska~!
*shrugs* I don't know what the fucks wrong with 'er head either…
… *smacks*…
OW! THE FUCK –
ANYWAY. Ignore Kentucky Uncle Mattie~ ^ ^! Yeah, I honestly don't taste mom's cooking but rat poison is very dangerous… - . - especially if it is mistaken for FLOUR.
Huh? But that's normal = D Alaska asks me to marry her all the time~!
Marry me dearest sister… we shall runaway together and have many beautiful children…!
See~? = D
… = . = if that's normal I don't know what the hell is 'disturbing'…
With a Smile~
Misty
P.S. Yeah~ tell her to be sure to come visit next fourth of July~! ^ ^
A/N: … I'm SO sorry guys XD I haven't posted in like a week! ... Had a project due~ (I know, schools a bitch huh~? XDD)