Lettttter! I've read all 114 letters in two days~
A/N: Awesome XDD!
Dear Missouri,
Hey lil sis! It's Teeeexas! I was wandering around with California the other day and she was yelling at me to apologize for bullying you... But your so damn fun to bully! All y'all more northern states are! SO WHAT IF THAT EVERYONE? Florida isn't fun to bully, she just laughs about how wonderful it was that more people got eaten by alligators. ;n; Florida scares me... I DIDNT SAY THAT.
Any who, how's life with the frenchie been? Mexico had been bothering me to 'become one with your true country' again. ;n; I heard you went on a daaate! ...I don't want to know what happened, but I can kill him for ya! Shouldn't be any harder than shooting deer, no?
Hm, let's see... Oh yea, I heard someone stole your pocket knife, correct? Have you gotten it back? I do hope so, I could live without my Rifle, Alex. Michigan's UP said she'd said you a letter, but she's real nervous about it. Her name is... Alexis? Alice? Allie? I believe it's Alice...
Well, bye my dear sister!
~Eric {Texas}
Dear LITTLE BROTHER.*sticks out tongue*
Why are you so mean~~~? Go bully Kentucky if you're going to bully someone! *pouts* How am I fun to bully~? Yes Big Sister Florida is almost as scary as Nevada… *shivers* It's alright, don't cry~ we all know she's scary~…
The French Bastard can still go to hell. Ah~ I'm good luck with that~… Yes me and the Frenchie went on a date - . – GOOD~! = D I think I MIGHT know where dad's chainsaw is –
NO MISTY.
… *huffs* Oh well, he's a slippery bastard anyway…
Yeah I got Francesca back~! ^ ^ Dad got it back for me.
With a Smile~
Misty