A/N: Yippee a double update today! Enjoy!
Beta read by Duesal10
Mito rolled her eyes at the two men in front of her. What was ostensibly her first date with her fiancée turned into a shouting showdown between him and an apparently enraged, overprotective older brother, otherwise known as Madara Uchiha.
"Okay, gentlemen, you guys can stop this arguing now. I get it: basically my, future husband has recently developed an unhealthy obsession with matching people who completely detest each other and nobody else is happy with it. Am I correct?"
Hashirama gesticulated his arms in protest while Madara nodded, somewhat satisfied at her summary.
"And you," she directed her finger at Madara, "are afraid that your brother has been forced into an abusive relationship, right?"
Another nod while Hashirama protested fervently, ridiculously claiming about how true love always surpasses clan boundaries and common preconceptions.
"And you, Hashirama, believe that those two are… meant for each other?" She stared at him, her eyebrows raised, not exactly trusting the over-idealistic man's judgment.
"Of course they are! I mean, come on Madara who else would be better for your brother? The house is almost never quiet!" Hashirama boasted cheerfully.
"Their house is never quite because they HATE each other and ARGUE the entire time. For Kami's sake, what's so difficult about making that connection?" Madara's insides were about to erupt in abject, helpless frustration. That man never understood anything!
"How about a gamble, eh? I bet in two months time or less, Toka's going to get pregnant. 20 million ryo, are we on?"
Mito's attempts of interruption were utterly drowned by the two's squabble and she stood there, staring at her fiancée and Madara, shaking her head.