Author's rambling area: Wooh! An update! This one will be special for it is the only one in a female's POV. Yay Yuuki for being the male between her and Kaname! Yes, I can totally see Yuuki dominating over Kaname at some point of time. Anyways, I would like to thank the following for their continuous efforts of reviewing this fan fic of mine.
AidoRockz - I know it was little bit extreme but, nonetheless, that's the Rima I can see. :D
XxbLuE_kIttYxX - ...
queenofspades19 - I prefer vanilla over chocolate. But I guess chocolate is okay. :D
xXmoonlightangelXx - I'm thinking of whether I will let Rima send Shiki to another planet. Maybe we'll get to see more of that on the later chapters. But knowing me, yes. You will see more of that in the later chapters. And it's okay. I don't mind. Computers can get pretty retarded these days. :D
fan-of-fantasy forever - We will see what Rima has on her sleeves when Shiki asked the question 'Will you marry me?'. And people should stay away from another's property. I have the tendency to get over protective sometimes. :D
Now I have finally come to a conclusion. The next special will certainly be claimed by Ichijou Takuma and Shirabuki Sara. And that special is dedicated to none other than TouyaRimaXxSenrixX for she is the one who made the request. Also, I already had a running plot on the pair. But don't worry Zero lovers such as myself. Zero will have a special on a later part of the story. I just realized that if I put in Zero's here, it wouldn't fit so I decided to move it to a later part of the story.
Anyway, let us proceed to the real chapter, shall we? This is getting ridiculously long. :D
Please don't forget to review after reading.
~ I don't own Vampire Knight.
SPECIAL: Kuran Kaname and Kuran Yuuki
The Tales of the Only Female in the House
Wooh. I've finally reached the house in just a span of 1800 seconds. In minutes that is 30 minutes, my dear friends. Ooh... I see that you are not surprised that I have people talking in my head. Don't worry. I'm used to it. Aidou-kun has people talking in his head all the time. I can always hear his internal conversation. Also, for your information, I have been warned earlier by Kain-kun. He called me 5 minutes ago, saying that people majestically appear inside my head out of nowhere. Pfft... Happens all the time.
Anyways, I believe you came here for something? If that is to stare at onii-sama and Zero's hot and steaming bodies, I won't let you. They are mine to stare at. MINE. M-I-N-E. Got it? Oh hold that thought. I realized that I'm still on the car. Just let me transfer Zero and Kaname-oniisama to their rooms... On second thought, I would love to see their reaction if they happen to wake up beside each other. I'm sorry everyone. The fan girl in me just can't resist.
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Oof... Heavy... Don't worry, Yuuki. The door is just near. Just a few more steps... And-
"I'm guessing Kiryuu-kun and Kaname-kun got too drunk to the point that you have to carry them in." Daddy (as he wants to be called now that the Academy is shut down... For now) said as he helped me with the two.
"Yup. Shouldn't you be sleeping already? Or maybe you were sleeping but I woke you up? I'm sorry. I didn-"
"Don't worry, Yuuki. You did not woke me up. I waited for the three of you to come back." He said, turning on a corner.
"Oh no no. Zero will not be sleeping in his room tonight." I said quickly before Daddy reached Zero's room. It is quite ironic, seeing that he acts like the mom but still prefers to be called Dad. I guess that both of them haven't realized yet that they are obvious... Too obvious. Anyway, back to reality now.
"Huh? Then where will Zero-kun sleep?" He said, looking quizzically at me.
"Beside Kaname-oniisama." I said, grinning at the statement. Ooh... This will be fun. Especially when they wake up the next day.
Without another word, the two of us laid the two boys (for they don't look like their age) on Kaname-oniisama's bed. I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing his bed.
"It's okay. I'll attend to them. You can go to sleep now, Dad." I said, smiling at the said person who beamed upon hearing the word 'Dad' escape from my lips.
"Aww... Give Daddy a hug." He said as he wrapped his arms around me. I'll let it pass for now since it's Valentine's day.
"Good night." I said as I hugged him back.
"Are you sure you can take care of them by yourself? I can't leave my kawaii daughter to do all the work." he said as looked at me. Though the statement sounded like some sort of joke, his eyes held concern.
"Yes. I can handle them. Besides-" I stopped mid-sentence. I was about to say 'Yagari-sensei might get worried that you are not beside him' but decided to change the statement. "You need to sleep early so that you can wake up early to make breakfast." ... Even though I always wish that you would wake up late so that Zero or Yagari-sensei will be the one to prepare breakfast for us.
"Aww... Thank you, my kawaii daughter." He said as he enveloped me once again in a hug. Seriously. Was this man used to be the top vampire hunter in the Assosiation?
"No problem. Good night, Dad." I said, smiling up at him (for I am sitting on the bed)
"Good night, Yuuki." He said. And with that said, he finally left the room to go and sleep beside Yagari-sensei. Yes. They sleep beside each other but they would wake up early so we wouldn't suspect a thing. Yeah right.
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Okay... So what is it that you want to know? Oh wait. Hold that thought. Let me just go get a change of clothes for Zero and Kaname-oniisama, a face towel and warm water before we resume our conversation.
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Okay, I'm back. So I'm guessing that you guys want to know more about me and Kaname-oniisama. Don't worry. I've actually figured it out by myself. ...You want to know more about me, Kaname-oniisama and Zero? Well, okay. I'll be willing to tell you for I know that you won't dare breathe a word about it to them.
I think you all know about the part where Zero said 'I will kill you the next time we meet', which is kind of weird because we were alone at that moment. I guess you also have the power to oversee what's happening to all of us, which is also pretty weird.
Anyway, yeah. Zero said that, walked away. Then Kaname-oniisama and I left the Academy to go back to our house. Then a year already passed and Zero came looking for us. He was about to kill us when Chairman Cross and Yagari-sensei appear out-of-nowhere (seriously. I don't know where they came from) and stopped Zero from killing us. I remember perfectly what Chairman Cross said to Zero that day.
"Zero, think about it. Do you think that if you kill her, you will be happy?" Chairman Cross said, standing between me and Zero.
"Yes." Zero said without a doubt.
"Do you think that you will be able to live on after you have killed her?" He questioned once again with a look that is challenging Zero.
"I won't be living after I've killed her because I will be ending my life the precise moment I pulled the trigger that will lead to her death." Zero said, not showing any signs of losing to the man in front of him.
"What if you ran out of bullets after you've shot Yuuki?" Chairman Cross said. I would have laughed if the situation is not at all serious. But I bit my tongue instead.
"Then I would find another way to end my life." Zero said.
"Well that is just plain stupid!" Chairman Cross finally snapped. All of us we're taken aback by his sudden outburst. "You are just trying to find an excuse to end everything! What?! You're not going to try?! How can you say it won't work when you haven't really tried it yet?! Why won't you just STOP BEING SO STUBBORN?! WHY WON'T YOU JUST BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO END EVERYTHING?! WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING TRY AND LIVE NORMALLY?!!"
All of us were staring at him wide-eyed. It was the first time that the Chairman have snapped at us and used a profanity in front of us. I guess he kept it inside of him for too long. The Chairman was panting after he finished what he has to say. There was a long silence that followed after the Chairman's hysteria.
"Zero." I was the one to break the wall of silence that formed in the room. He looked up at me with an unreadable expression.
"Would you like to stay with us?" I asked, offering him my hand. He stared hard at it for a moment that I almost thought that he will push it away and leave. But to my surprise, he took my hand and wrapped me in a hug as he sobbed and said 'I'm sorry' over and over again.
And that's how Zero ended up living with us and things started to get back to normal once again.
Ooh... Speaking of Zero, he and Kaname-oniisama are still on their casual clothes. I guess I got too enthralled in telling you our story. Since I first told Zero's story, I will change his first clothes first. Don't worry. I've already seen them in their underwear and I must say that they both look hot... Extremely hot... What more if we disregard the said article of clothing?
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I'm sounding like a pervert... But it's true! You should see it for yourself. *Is currently unbuttoning Zero's shirt and removing it* See?! I told you so... Now you're nose bleeding all over the place. *Is now wiping Zero's body with the damped towel* Be careful not to spill too much blood. *Is now unbuckling Zero's belt and unbuttoning Zero's pants* Are you guys still there?? Or perhaps you all died of blood loss? Please don't die on my head for I have yet to tell you Kaname's story. So don't die on me. *Is now removing Zero's pants, leaving him only in his boxers* Seriously... Are you guys okay? Please don't drool. It might cause an uproar... Well, you all are causing an uproar... *Is slipping Zero on his pj's* Are you all okay now? Or are you all dead from Zero almost naked?
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Eew. Drool. If you're all gonna drool, you better get out right now. ... I'm glad that we understand each other. Anyway, Kaname-oniisama next.
*Is unbuttoning Kaname's shirt* Even I am not yet used seeing Kaname-niisama's body. *Is slipping off Kaname's shirt* It's just so hot and... Steamy. *Is currently wiping Kaname's body with the same damped towel* You know, this is like... Taking advantage of the situation to grope him. What?! You can't blame me! Can't you see Kaname-niisama's hotness? And this is just the upper part. Wait till you see the bottom. *Is unbuckling Kaname's pants and undoing Kaname's pants* Now don't drool. We've agreed that no drooling is allowed inside my head. *Is slipping off Kaname's pants, revealing him only on his boxers... Ooh... Sexy...* I guess I am taking advantage of the situation to grope onii-sama. Now now... No drooling and no bleeding. Pfft... Pathetic. Even I can't stand his hotness. *Is now slipping on Kaname's pj's* Yummy, wasn't it? This is why I don't want you staring at their nakedness for too long. You develop 'severe burns from total hotness radiating off two sexy bodies'. But at least I've shared, right? I'm not really a selfish being when it comes to bishonens. Although, you can't have onii-sama. I guess you can have Zero. No wait. Zero's taken... Well, no. Not really. But he already has his eyes on someone so don't even bother interfering.
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Sigh. These two can never be bothered to take care of themselves. They would always need a feminine figure to look after them. Anyways, where were we? Oh yes. Kaname-oniisama.
I'm guessing that you people already know that me and Kaname-niisama had lived at our old house right? And you also know that I chose Kaname-niisama over Zero right? And that we had this awesome-activity-that-I'm-not-naming... right? Well, too bad because I will not tell you about our awesome-activity-that-I'm-not-naming. I'll give you a hint. It involves two people and a very spacious area for both people would be moving around too much. Oh. Also, the place needs to be sound-proofed for there will be lots of screaming. And there is also a need for a very soft mattress, for there will be lots of stunts involved.
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*Is still staring at you with a gaze that holds the expression 'I think you're crazy'*
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*I'm starting to think that you are all going crazy...*
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*Yeah... You are all crazy people... Really REALLY crazy people...*
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Since when did cheer leading became sex? Seriously guys. I'm still a virgin. Never been touched nor tainted. Seriously. I'm 100% virgin... Except for my lips. Me and Kaname are kissing almost 24 hours a day that Zero has to come and pull us away from each other before we start to move on to something 'indecent' and 'inappropriate'. Oh. And Zero also claimed mine... But I guess you all know about that.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Have you guys seriously thought that me and Kaname (I'm dropping onii-sama, for it would seem ridiculous that I'm making out with my own brother. Let alone, having sex with my brother... That's just... Eew. So let's settle for calling him Kaname when we are having talks like this) were and always are having sex? You guys are so pervertuous. Get the pervertuoso spirit out of your minds. Sheesh.
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Seriously, that's our guilty pleasure: Cheer leading.
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Okay, fine! Don't believe me. Let your perviness drive you mad.
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Damn! I just said our awesome-activity-that-I'm-not-naming. I hate you all.
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Ugh... Okay... Fine. I'm telling you more about our relationship.
So, yeash. Me and Kaname are together and you people seem to know a lot. But just so you know, me and Kaname are trading roles in wearing the trousers. It's not all the time that I'm in command. There are times that he needs to be the seme and I, be the uke. (But if we're talking about yaoi, I prefer Kaname as the seme... Well, sometimes it's fun if he's the uke. Either way is okay for me. Just as long as there is yaoi. :D)
Anyway, if you're going to ask me when he will propose, that I don't know. But if he did propose to me, I would send him to hell first before saying yes. That means that he has to suffer before I say yes. Yes. I am quite sadistic at times. But this one is for the better good. Who knows, he might cheat on me. So there is a need for precautionary measures. And there is definitely a need to test his loyalty. Not that I'm saying that he's a cheater but just have to make sure.
You want to know where Kaname and I work? Well... I'm a physical education's teacher at a high school and Kaname is a history teacher at the same high school. Weird, huh. Pure bloods being teachers... But I guess that is to help spread the pacifism. Zero is participating too! (But not as enthusiastically as I am)
You want to know where Zero works? Oh for Pete's sake. Must I tell you? Well, I hope Zero doesn't kill me for this. If he asks you who told you, don't tell on me or else I will make sure you will not see... Kaname and Zero naked! Hah! Let's see if you break the agreement.
Anyway, Zero works as an art teacher at the same high school where Kaname and I are working. He's also a part time hunter (since there are still Level Es around.) and sometimes, he's the substitute of the male physical ed teacher of the same high school. I guess Zero might be the next physical ed teacher for the teacher is always slacking off and doing nothing. And his students like him better because the guys think he;s cool while the girl thinks he's hot.
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Don't tell on me if Zero asks you how you knew about his numerous jobs. If I got word that you've told on me, I swear... No more naked Kaname and Zero for you.
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Won't you guys let me sleep already? I'm tired after all that has happened tonight. So please... Give me the honor of going to my room to sleep. Please? If you do, I'll let you see Kaname and Zero naked. Okay! That's a deal. So I can go to sleep now?! Yay!! Yeah yeah... I'll let you see them naked... For only 3 seconds though. You might die of blood loss. Anyway, OYASUMI! And remember to drink your milk, eat your veggies, brush your teeth, ...
Author's rambling area: Yuuki has still a long way to go before she finishes so I'll intervene first.
So, like I've said earlier, Ichijou and Sara will be the next specials. After that, we'll resume to the story... Or perhaps I'll put in a wee bit Zero... Just a wee bit before we continue. Then after that, the real story. But I do have something to say about the next chapters. Maybe just maybe, they won't have much humor in them (because it's Romance/General) but knowing me, I might throw humor in the supposed to be serious mode. So-
Yuuki: ...and be good kidsand I think somebody said review this chapter? Oh well. Do all of those and you'll live a happy life. And yes. The Review this chapter is still continuing inside my head. So review so she would stop bugging me. OYASUMI!
... There you go. Also-
Yuuki: Oh! She also wants you guys to check her fic, Maboroshi no Kokoro: Illusion of the Heart. She said it's about Uncle Rido and an O.C. What's an O.C.? Isn't that Obsessive Compulsive? So Rido-ojisan is a cleaning obsess freak? -Pauses- Oh! So O.C. here is Own Character... Okay. Well, she said check it out and please do review that fic... What's a fic? Is that a food? -Voice being muffled by a hand-
...Ehehe... Please do what Yuuki says. Please? Thanks! Anyway, I'm off. Yuuki is so talkative tonight.
Me and Yuuki: Please Review!