Beta read by Duesal10
Tobirama Senju was in somewhat of a good mood—decent at least, compared to his miserable brother who was scowling in the corner with Madara. Judging from Hashirama's devastated expression, his date had been a fiasco; Tobirama suspected Madara had something to do with it.
Meanwhile Mito was horrified by the presentation of Hashirama's disorderly belongings and set herself up to clean them immediately. That woman was generally pretty disciplined, eloquent and… lady-like. Though her OCD did irk him a little.
She'd definitely do my idiotic brother some good, IF they actually manage to get married, Tobirama assured himself.
"I demand a divorce!" Madara's yelling dragged Tobirama back to reality.
"But they look pretty cute together!" Hashirama contradicted defensively
"My brother's in an abusive relationship!"
"It's called opposites attract!"
Screw the arguing, Tobirama bemoaned the fates for the selection of his brother, I'm outta here.
Oh how he regretted his choice as he spotted a buoyant, raven-haired little devil trotting towards him. Kami save me…
"Tobi! Tobi! It's me! Let's play!"
Tobirama shunshined back to Hashirama and Madara's squabbles, leaving behind a very despondent kid.