Beta read by Duesal10
"But—but Tobi disappeared!" Tears were welling out of Kagami's eyes as he wailed dejectedly.
Naori breathed in and out, suppressing the vexation that was mounting up inside her. "That's it, we're going in. And if 'Tobi' isn't there, we're leaving. No objections."
"Hey Naori?"
"Yes?"
"Do naughty little Uchihas really get their eyes plucked out?"
Where the hell did he get that? "No."
"How do you know? The scary woman said that the boogeyman comes to the Uchiha compound every night and picks out the naughty kids…"
"No, that's not true." This kid was beyond annoying; he was seriously challenging her sanity.
Just when they arrived before the door, a raven-haired man- Madara- stormed past them, his sharingan blazing in anger while Hashirama Senju followed right behind.
"Hey, you two, is Tobirama in there?" Naori interrupted the tension between the two.
"Yes." They spoke together, and then resumed the tension.
"Do naughty little Uchihas get their eyes plucked out?" Kagami chirped with curiosity.
Silence.
Oh Kami… Naori decided that she'd give the kid lessons of discipline when they get home.
Slowly, Madara glared at Hashirama, indignant yet slightly amused at the kid's …creativity.
"Hashirama, what did I tell you about spreading ridiculous rumours?"
"I really didn't—"
"The scary woman told me!"
"What scary woman?" they questioned in unison, although Hashirama had an uncanny suspicion.
"That kid," Naori cleared her throat, "was talking about Izuna's wife."
"That f*cking woman…" Madara muttered under his breath.
"Oh Madara, by the way, should I mention that yesterday, your brother told me they were going to have sex when I stopped by?"
"What?" Madara's mouth hung open. That was utterly preposterous; his little brother would never do something like that. Needless to say, he fainted…
Into Hashirama's arms.
And Mito who was still engaged in her neat-freak mode and rearranging the tables, misinterpreted the sight.
Oh those two, what's their actual relationship? She pondered suspiciously.
"AHA! I knew those two were going to start reproducing someday!" Hashirama bellowed triumphantly.
Naori and Mito facepalmed.
Meanwhile, the commotion outside of the room enabled Kagami to slip past inside unnoticed—or rather, none of them bothered about a pesky little kid while they were dealing with an unconscious Madara.
Naturally, Tobirama freaked.