Mon chèr Misty- or rather, Monsieur Kentucky,
Ah, me and you will be great friends indeed. I am proud of you! You understand that a stubborn maiden in love needs to be further persuaded and since Misty won't let me bring her into the bedroom...
What a shame.
She is sick~? Oh no, mon chèr! Make her read this next part-
'Dearest Misty,
Please get well soon so we can make sweet love in my home country. And *censored*
Love,
Francis'
Ohhonhonhon, I cannot wait to see her face~ so mignon~
...oh, there she is now! I cannot 'bug off', my love.
Tell Misty I said I love her~! And I am awaiting her answer about...you know.
Your new friend,
Francis Bonnefey~
F-French Bastard…
*hides*
… - . - Hold on Francis. DAMN IT MISTY GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED!
No!
MISTY!
Fuck off!
Do you want me to melt down Francesca?
… F-Fine… I'M NOT MAKING 'sweet love' OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID! P-plus I'm already well so no need for get well wishes. *blushes*
…
I'm not cute. - . - and again… GO TO MY MOUNTAIN SISTERS THEY HAVE BOOBS! And why the hell not! … Just so you know I'll never admit it. So you better just give up right now *blushes*
…
…
*kisses on cheek and runs off*
S-Screw off you frog,
Missouri
A/N: I have no comment XDD!