Beta read by Duesal10
After an entire hour of recovering from the chaos in the Hokage estate, Naori proceeded with her plans for the day. She would snatch that irritating little brat away, do some grocery shopping, then return home to the welcoming prospect of rest and perhaps drop by her cousin Izuna's house for a while.
Her visits had become more seldom since his forced marriage, partially due to the fact that his wife was notorious for her irascible temper (even though she seemed fairly decent when they met), and partially since her missions had doubled, allotting her scarcely any free time, and partially because it would most certainly be awkward with two of them chatting and another woman hovering in the background, possibly growing suspicious of their relationship.
In retrospect, it saddened her a bit—no, their relationship wasn't remotely romantic. Having lost all of brothers during the Warring States Era, Izuna became one her closest friends. What was the word people used? Ah yes, soul mates.
They'd talk about almost everything from food, politics, hobbies to love interests. No, not that way. Sure, back then, their clan had considered engaging those two and looking back, it would probably have been a merciful decision for Izuna but the point was they were pretty closely related; neither Naori nor Izuna fancied incest.
"Hey there." Mito Uzumaki rolled up her sleeves on her ornately decorated kimono, multilayered and threatening to weigh her down any moment. "Those idiots are inside that room. By the way what's your name? You seem relatively sane compared to the rest of the lot." She gestured to the door.
"Thanks. By the way, the name's Naori." Really, from the way Mito expressed herself you would have thought that the entire planet was deprived of sane human beings and her chanced meeting with Naori had been an oasis in a desert.
"Mmmm… well, to be honest I'm new here. I've been a close friend of Izuna's and I'm that brat's aunt. Long story short, I was visiting Izuna's house with that kid and got entangled in this mess," she lamented.
"Many sympathies," Mito nodded. "Care to entertain me for a while? It's been ages since I've met someone remotely… normal. Tobirama's an ice block while Hashirama's a kid stuck in a man's body."
"Men." Naori concluded. "And of course, statistics seems to show that a shinobi's strength is directly proportional to his insanity. The same could be said for kunoichis, albeit to a lesser degree. Considering how you're the wife—"
"Not wife, fiancée."
"Well, considering how you're the fiancée of the Hokage, you're bound to be surrounded by some crazy company," Naori finished her sentence.
Mito agreed, though slightly irked by the truthfulness of the Uchiha woman's words. "The same could be said about you, more than half of you clan aren't exactly the sanest people either." She tried to be polite, she really did.
"That would be an understatement," Naori chuckled and shook her head.
A/N: So any feedback or thoughts?
P.S I am still taking requests for the next Special Edition
The pairings I am planning to do so far are :
perverted!Madara/ Toka
Hashirama/ Izuna
Tobirama/ Mito
I'm planning on writing a couple more but am currently lacking some ideas so send me your suggestions!