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"So as I was saying, my brother-in-law blew up his kitchen because he was way too lazy to turn on the cooking fire and decided to use a Katon jutsu instead. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Brightest idea ever," Naori finished her story sarcastically.

"Oh believe me, just yesterday I went on my first date with Hashirama; he couldn't be bothered to use a napkin! And guess what? Your friend Izuna's brother decided to crash it and began complaining about how Izuna's involved in an abusive relationship. The rest of the evening went by with the two of them arguing with each other, all the way until this morning. I got zero hours of sleep—"

"Hey there!" Hashirama's cheery voice interrupted their multitude of complaints. "How's everything going Mito? Liking Konoha so far?"

"Brilliant," she replied not-so-truthfully. "Wait… where's your brother and that kid?"

"Ohm they're playing! They really enjoy each other's company!" Hashirama smiled earning skeptical glances from both of them. "They're lots of fun!"

Then turning his happy gaze to Naori, he inquired amicably. "Hi, I haven't seen. You much you must be related to Madara right? You Uchiha all look identical! What's your name?"

Naori's eyebrows twitched, mainly because no, the Uchiha do not "all look identical". In contrast to their usual raven-haired appearance, she had long, wavy purple hair all the way down her waist, with bangs covering her forehead protector. "The name's Naori," she nodded curtly.

"Aw, come on! Stop acting all offended and sensitive! You're just like Madara!"

Her eyebrows twitched again, because no, she was far different from an uber-homicidal, power-hungry, overprotective psychopath.

Except she voiced none of her complaints. "Um, okay. By the way, where's the kid? I think we should be leaving."

"HI AUNTIE NAORI!" The kid came out of the middle of nowhere and hugged her tightly. Meanwhile a thoroughly drained Tobirama collapsed in relief.

"Hi Kagami, I hope you had 'fun', coz we're leaving now." It was an order, not an offer.

"But, I still want to—"

"You promised, kid. You need to stay true to your words otherwise you're mum's going to be pissed."

"Will she hit me?" The apprehension in his tone was a delightfully obvious.

"Not if we leave now."

"Okay! We can come back later—"

"Maybe, let's go, now."

With that, Naori carried a slightly whiny Kagami away from the Hokage's estate.

Staring after her, Hashirama mused, "You know what? I think she's lovely. Not my type, but still lovely."

Mito glanced at the pondering guy and blurted out, "And by that you mean?"

"She'd be a good wife for my brothe—"

Tobirama, who had only just gotten back on his feet had his eyes widened in dread and disbelief.

"Hashirama, with all due respect, you've met her for literally five seconds." Mito rolled her eyes as she fixed a couple of her hairpins that were falling out of place. "Be reasonable."

"But—"

"No excuses leave your brother alone. Besides, we have a date to make up for. Since that guy-friend of yours disrupted out last one."

"Guy-friend?!"

"Madara, and yes, the chemistry between you guys does seem more than platonic. No complaints."

A/N: Whoah another chappie!

Okay since I've gotten a lot more ideas, I'm going to made 2 special editions (which by the way are not connected the the main plot of the story).

The couples for the first one would be:

Tobirama/Mito

Hashirama/Izuna

Madara/Toka

Madara/ Tobirama (muahahahaha!)

The second list of couples would include:

Madara/ Harem (ppl from random Konoha clans e.g the Hyuuga or the Inuzuka)

Madara/ Mito

Izuna/ Mito (I'll need a good idea for this)

The rest I'm not so sure about, suggestions are welcome!