Beta read by Duesal10
"Toka, for the last time, STOP trying to put off the cooking fire by using a Suiton jutsu! The switch exists for a reason!" Izuna complained as his the water she exhaled drenched his cloths.
"Oi, you, just shut up and stop whining like a woman!"
"No! That is NOT how you peel a potato." He snatched an abused spud from Toka as she tried to impale it with a kunai after multiple unsuccessful attempts. "There's a reason why culinary objects like kitchen knives exist."
"I swear, you nag like a woman when it comes to cooking! Maybe that's the reason why you look effeminate as hell!" she yelled back in retaliation.
"If you can't cook get out of my kitchen!"
"Technically, by all legal means, it's mine too!"
"Then stop trying to wreck it!"
Toka, unable to withstand Izuna's constant bickering, smashed the door open and stormed to her own room. Only on her way, the doorbell rang. Sighing, she reached for the handle.
"Hey, is Izuna in there perchance?" It was the same woman who had accidently barged in yesterday during Izuna's drunken and 'sex-craving' state. Toka wanted to kill herself in embarrassment.
"Yes, that priss is whining in the kitchen," she huffed.
A/N: Can I say 80 reviews?! You guys rock! When I started this, I was literally expecting 40 maximum :)
Still open to suggestions for the next special edition.
P.S: Thoughts on Izuna/Toka relationship? :P