Beta read by Duesal10
Izuna rushed upstairs to examine the source of the mayhem.
Oh shit.
His entire room had been wrecked into smithereens, along with his cloths, the walls enclosing the room—he always knew Toka's temper tantrums were costly and never came along without any collateral damages, but this one went a little overboard.
Considering how his brother left the house a while ago, there were exactly two bedrooms between him and Toka, meaning neither of them would have to put up with the discomfort of sharing a bed.
Now it looks as if:
1) He'd have to call the repairers the nth time since his 'marriage'
2) What he dreaded—they'd have to share a room.
"There you are! You piece of scumbag! Let's head towards the Hokage's office for a divorce!" She started to grab his arm and head towards the stairs. Izuna winced in pain at the tightness of her grip as the strength of her fingers dug into his skin.
"Stop! Toka, just let me explain this. There is NOTHING going on between me and Naori. Will you at least listen to me?"
Toka just kept going.
"I know your mad, outraged, which is precisely why you should stop and think!"
"Just shut up, you prissy!"
"I—"
"I don't need to hear your petty thoughts, just come with me!" Tears were on the verge of escaping her eyes.
Izuna wrenched free.
"Look, Toka, act rational, did either of us mention we love each other? And did either of us try to kiss—"
"You two hugged," Toka deadpanned.
"We're just friends, friends hug."
Her scepticism was poorly hidden. "Really?"
Izuna nodded. "Naori was one of my closest friends."
"Pfft!"
"What's with your problem? Why won't you just believe me?!"
"Because you have every reason to lie," Toka rebutted him.
"Whatever, I've already stated the truth, it's your choice whether to believe it or not," Izuna snorted. "Besides, why were you so upset?"
"You were having an affair—"
"By that you mean I interacted with a woman from my clan on a platonic level. Which you do the whole time with your cousins. Did you ever harbor an ounce of romantic feelings towards… let's say Hashirama?"
"No," she replied quietly. Her rage had almost dissipated. Nonetheless she still felt rather dejected.
"Exactly. Now excuse me, I have to call the repairers, it looks like we'll have to share a room," he scoffed as his insides were welling with dread.
Toka rolled her eyes as she rubbed off her tears. "By the way," she called after him. "By no means does my previous paroxysm of anger indicate any romantic tendencies towards you."
Izuna wrinkled his nose in disgust. "I know."
"It's just that having affairs are cheap, divorce first, only then you can think about that, clear?"
"Crystal," Izuna sighed. "You're on your period, right?"
"No," she snapped back.
"Alright that confirms it; you're on your period."
A/N: As promised, I've posted a Tobirama/Madara crack oneshot called 'Revulsion'. Check it out and leave some comments please!
On another note, was the Izuna/Toka relationship development in this story too quick or too slow?