L'amour Misty,

We were talking about wine and merde- I mean soda.

Ohonhonhon, l'amour, you look rather red! You're quite the- ah, what is Japan's word for it? oh yes- tsundere, l'amour!

You need to lighten up! (with me, ohonhon...)

Kisses and *censored*,

Jeanne Bonnefoy

Dear Jeanne~

It isn't shit! It's very popular and a lot of people like it~! Besides, what's so great about wine~? I prefer beer… although I almost never drink it… Kansas hides it from me because apparently I rival mom *cough*ENGLAND*cough* when drunk~…

I-I'M NOT A TSUNDERE! I-I'M VERY HONEST!

With all things… except for Francis! XD

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU KENTUCKY!

Huh? 'Lighten up'…? You mean like a light bulb? *cocks head curiously* I don't understand…

With a Smile~

Misty M. Jones

A/N: Remember my friends… Missouri is an idiot like her father… XDD