Another chapter :) I kinda miss those daily updates...
One week later
"I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE!" Madara screamed at Hashirama, his voice almost drowned out by the squeals of a hoard of dangerously euphoric fangirls assembled outside of his house.
"But… but…but… they came for you! Remember the matchmaking session you promised?" The First Hokage looked awfully undignified as he began sulking in a corner, head bowed and eyes crestfallen.
"Look, there is absolutely no way I'm EVER going to have any semblance of a romantic relationship with any of these godawful creatures!"
"But what are you going to do?"
The fangirls were pounding on the door. The reverberations could be felt throughout the entire house. The door couldn't last forever. There was nowhere to hide.
"Please, I've survived worse than this." Madara's eyes blazed red.
"Oh hell no! As Hokage of the village, I will not allow you to harm any of these innocent ladies!"
"Then what?! They're all crazy!"
"Uh…"
"Okay, you know, if you help me get over this, I owe you a favour—anything that's not marriage related."
"But…" Hashirama was unsure of how to respond.
"Either you help me or I help myself and you know what that means."
"Fine." Hashirama's head drooped; he conceded.
Madara merely smirked: "I have a terrible, terrible idea."
Stay tuned for next chapter: when things take a turn for the worse...
Please kindly leave behind a review and let me know what you think of this chapter :) Also, let me know if my writing itself has evolved substantially since the start of this minific - I can't judge myself objectively but would love to hear some of your opinions.
Finally, is anyone else excited for Boruto the Movie? Usually the movies have been a disappointment but the prospect of Sasuke becoming Boruto's shishou makes this a must watch for me :)
Also I've discovered the most disturbing pairing ever amongst the dark, dark depths of the internet: Naruto x Sarada. I mean... imagine Sasuke... Then there's also the fact that he's old enough to be her father.