* I don't own anything except my OC and this story. Bandai Namco owns everything else.*
Shout out to XDANTE1 for giving the inspiration to make this story possible.
Tekken Talk Show
*In a studio, three minutes till showtime*
SweetLikeSyrup58: Are you sure we have everyone?
AleksandrSakamoto:I hope so. (Thought: I think) *Looks at the left side* Hey! No smuggling of food onto the stage!
Lucy Hinukajin: *holds up a cinnamon bun* It's just one cinnamon bun!
SweetLikeSyrup58: You ate ten of them a five minutes ago!
Ling Xiaoyu: Miss Syrup! Jin is fighting with Kazuya! *points towards the two*
SweetLikeSyrup58: *sighs*
Catherine Hinukajin: *groggily* Be quiet, all of you! I'm trying to have a nap!
Aleksandr: HADOUKEN! *fires a ball of ki energy at the two* Nailed it!
SweetLikeSyrup58: *in a demonic voice* WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP?!
*cricket chirping*
Aleksandr: I like pie!
SweetLikeSyrup58: *sweatdrops* Thank you. Everyone take your seats! We're on in 1minute and 30 seconds.
*Intro music plays, cameras turn towards us.*
SweetLikeSyrup58: Hello, everybody! Welcome to the Tekken Talk Show!
*The audience applauds happily*
SweetLikeSyrup58: I, SweetLikeSyrup58, will be your host, but you can just call me Sweet. In each episode, we will be discussing different topics with the cast of Tekken. Topics will be picked by me, but based on what you people want to know about. You can leave a review or PM me, if you would like to ask the cast a question and I shall discuss it with everyone else. If there are no questions, I will ask them myself. Sound good? You can also PM Aleksandr Sakamoto for challenges, dares, questions, character-inserts too. We might also bring some authors here too if you want to put yourself in.
Aleksandr: You can also send out challenges, dares, or any of the like to anyone on the show. *looks at the ground* Who's a good little puchi?
Juwie (Julia's Puchi): Meeh?
Julia: Can I keep it?! *giggling excitedly*
Aleksandr: She is practically you, only chibified!
Julia: YAY!
The entire female cast: SO KAWAII!
Sweet: We also will not discuss 18+, political, provocative or anything that will offend anyone in the show.
Sweet: Okay then! Let's introduce the cast! I have changed some of the characters' personality either greatly or just a little bit As you can see, two of them are in a relationship. First up are my two OCs, Catherine and Lucy Hinukajin! Why don't you two say something about yourselves?
Lucy and Catherine: Hello! For starters, we are the two daughters of Kai and Izumi Hinukajin. We carry the Mutare in our blood and quite possibly, the Pandora.
Lucy: I enjoy skating, drawing, singing and spending time with my sister.
Catherine: Same with Lucy.
Sweet: That was great! Next, we have a friend of mine who will play the role as my co-host! Please welcome, AleksandrSakamoto!
Aleksandr: Hello everybody! As she explained, my name is AleksandrSakamoto. I am hoping to put my stories here but I decided to show up here first. I also might bring some OCs of mine or other characters here but they will be lasting one to two episodes each.
Sweet: Well, that was interesting. Next, we have Alisa Bosconovitch!
Alisa: Hello, my name is Alisa Bosconovitch and I am the daughter of Doctor Bosconovitch. I enjoy spending time with my boyfriend, Lars, I also like to write in my journal and take pictures of nature. I hope to become a professional photographer someday. *smiles*
Sweet: That was beautiful! Alright, Lars it's your turn!
Lars: Hi, my name is Lars Alexandersson and as Alisa said, I am her boyfriend. I also enjoy spending time with my girlfriend, training my troops, spending time with my adoptive brother and enjoy gaming.
Sweet: Great! Next is Jin Kazama!
Jin: Hello, I am the son of Jun Kazama and the current CEO of the Mishima Zaibatsu. My hobbies are racing on my motorcycle, taking walks in the forest and training.
Sweet: So far so good. It's Lee's turn.
Lee: Hello there, my name is Lee Chaolan and I am the CEO of Violet Systems.
Sweet: Excellent!
Lee: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
Sweet: It's catchy! Next we have Kazuya Mishima.
Kazuya: Whatever. My name is Kazuya Mishima and I am the CEO of G Corporation. I despise everyone in my family except my mother and hope to end their lives in the worst way possible, especially Jin's. *glares at him*
Jin: Why don't you go burn in hell, you little sh*t!
Kazuya: At least I'm not the one crying himself to sleep just because of his mother!
Jin: Why you little...*gets up to beat the crap out of him*
Lucy: ENOUGH! Do you two want me to kick your asses into space?!
*The two men shut their mouths as they receive a death glare from Lucy*
Sweet: *sweatdrops* Next, we have the Williams sisters, Anna and Nina!
Nina and Anna: Hi there. We are the Williams sisters and we absolutely hate each other.
Sweet: Why does everyone hate their families?!
The entire cast: Because that's how Bandai Namco created everyone!
Sweet: Nevermind. Next, we have, Ling Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu: Hi there! My name's Xiaoyu and I like to spend time with my best friends! I also enjoy spending time with my pet, Panda!
Panda: *growls happily*
Sweet: And finally we have, Julia Chang!
Julia: Hi there! My name's Julia and I am a nature lover. I like to spend time with my mother, climb mountains and take walks in the forest. *leans against Aleks*
Aleksandr: *boops Julia's nose*
Sweet: And that wraps up introductions! (Thought: Thank God!)
Lucy: What's that room over there? *points at the second door on the right side of the stage* You told me that nobody should ever go near that place.
Sweet: Oh, that's just the torture room.
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Aleksandr: It also teleports certain people to a certain 'special' place.
Sweet: It's there just incase any of you do or say something mean on the show. If you insult the viewers/readers, you get thrown in there for five minutes. It's mainly because of the Mishima family.
Jin: Suckers!
Kazuya: Idiot, you're my son and that technically makes you a Mishima! Don't you ever think?!
Jin: *thinks for a few seconds and finally realizes* Godammit!
Alisa: Where did you get such a room?
Sweet: A friend. *smiles*
Nina: I have a question. Why is Catherine and Dragunov standing at the food bar?
Sweet: They're both security and enforcers.
Nina: Enforcers?
Sweet: Judging by the looks on your faces, nobody would go inside the Torture Room on their own, right?
The entire cast: *nods*
Sweet: Well, Catherine or Dragunov will throw you in there and drag you out when you served your time. That's what the enforcer part is for.
Anna: Why are they standing near the food bar?
Sweet: Apparently, Lucy tends to crave things at times and will do anything to get rid of it. Even, if it involves violence.
Kazuya: Lucy does't even look like a threat. I bet you she's pretty weak! HAHAHAHAHA!
Lucy: *throws a dagger at Kazuya's head but it misses by a few inches* Oops, I missed.
Kazuya: Think that'll scare me?!
*Lucy throws another dagger that misses his arm*
Lucy: Is that a death wish? *pulls out another dagger*
Jin: Stop! Weren't you paying attention to introductions?! She's carrying the Mutare in her blood! Along with the Pandora! Same goes for her sister!
*Lucy walks away from Kazuya and gives him a death glare*
Nina: Since when did you start defending people?
Jin: I wasn't defending her! I was just proving my point!
Sweet: *holds up a recorder and repeats his line two times* Sounds like you were. *smirks*
Aleksandr: OOOOHHHH! SCHNAP! *speaks in an announcers voice* It seems like the mighty Jin Kazama has softened up!
Jin: Shut up. *starts to blush*
Alisa: But, why does Catherine have to help?
Sweet: Watch this clip. *shows everyone a clip of Lucy fighting a soldier*
Lars: Wow, did she really take him down in ten seconds?
Sweet: Uh-huh.
The entire cast: We should probably stay on her good side.
Alisa: How often are you going to need us on the show? We have some dates scheduled.
Sweet: Don't worry. I know when all your dates happen and I won't interfere with them. I'm no stalker by the way, Lars showed me a schedule of your dates.
Lars: Thanks.
Nina: Do we get paid for this?
Sweet: Yes, you do. Couples get $300 while everyone else gets $250.
Anna: Why do the couples get more?!
Sweet: Because the couples are the cutest! Meaning Lars and Alisa for now. We might get a few more in the future.
Lucy: Anymore questions?
Jin: I have heard that you allowed the readers to send us dares. Do we have to do them all?
Sweet: Yup. Unless they give you a second choice and I prepared some games for you all to play.
Nina: What kind of games?
Sweet: You'll see. Time's up! That's our show for today, hope you all enjoyed it and don't forget to send questions or requests for the cast!
Tekken Cast: Hope to see you all again! Read and review!
Sweet: Bye!
*Ending Song*
*The lights and cameras are turned off*
*Backstage*
Aleksandr: Well that was a 'great' intro.
Sweet: Did you seriously say that Jin was starting to soften?
Aleksandr: Yes! He was even red in the cheeks.
Sweet: *smirks* I should bring Lucy more often.
*a random scream was heard*
Sweet: What the-?!
*background* Lucy: Die you worthless S.O.B! *chases Kazuya with a butter knife*
Nina: *eats popcorn* I could get used to this.