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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 2
*In a studio, 3 minutes before the show*
Lucy: *whispers* What are you doing?!
Catherine: *squirting whipped cream onto a sleeping Jin's hand* I saw this prank on the internet and I want to know if it actually works.
Alisa: You're gonna get caught, Catherine.
Catherine: Nope. Never happens unless I admitted to committing it or left some clues behind.
Lucy: Don't come crying if he gets mad at you. *walks to the food bar*
Catherine: Pfft, we'll see about that. Got the airhorn?
Nina: Check. *smirks*
Catherine: In three, two, one! *plugs her ears*
*TOOOOOOOT!*
Jin: What the f*ck?! *slaps his hand against his face and gets whipped cream all over his face*
Catherine: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That $2.56 worth of whipped cream was totally worth it! *drops to the floor and laughs uncontrollably*
Nina: HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was probably the best thing I've ever done yet! *does the same thing as Catherine*
Lars: *looks at Jin* What happened to you?
Jin: *wipes whipped cream off his face* Let's just say that it involved an airhorn, whipped cream and those two. *points at Nina and Catherine*
Lars: I can tell it was successful. By the way, you look like Frosty the Snowman.
Anna: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jin the Snowman! Not only is he a threat to the government, but to the environment too!
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Agreed!
Catherine: HAHAHAHAHAHA! S-stop! Y-you're killing me!
Jin: *flings a piece of whipped cream at each cast member* Shut up. Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to go clean this cream off.
*Inside my office*
Sweet: Okay, just sign here,here,here,here and here!
*Jun Kazama, Kazumi Mishima and Shin Kamiya sign their papers quickly*
Shin Kamiya: There.
Kazumi Mishima: I look forward to being on this show!
Jun Kazama: It'll be good to see Jin again.
Sweet: Alright you three, welcome to the Tekken Talk Show!
Lucy: *pokes her head inside* Sweet, you better come out. Kazuya and Jin are about to fight.
Sweet: *groans* Again?
*We all walk out and see the two of them about to fight*
Kazuya: I'll make sure your death will be slow and agonizing.
Jin: I'll make sure nobody remembers your name.
Sweet: SILENCE OR I KILL YOU!
*everyone looks at Sweet with confused and terrified looks on their face*
Sweet: Listen up! We have three new people here and I'd like to introduce them.
Nina: Who'd we get?
Sweet: That can wait later. Everybody take your seats! We're live in 30 seconds!
*Intro music plays, camera turns towards us*
Sweet: Hey guys! Welcome to the second episode of the Tekken Talk Show!
*the crowd cheers and applauds*
Sweet: Anyways, this show has been gaining some views and I'm glad to say that it got its first review!
Jin: Awesome!
Alisa: Congratulations!
Xiaoyu: Who was it from?
Sweet: The same friend of mine who let me borrow the Torture Room and we got some questions from both me and him.
Lucy: Cool.
Sweet: Anyways, we got three new characters joining the show's roster! First up is Shin Kamiya!
Shin: Hey, guys! My name is Shin Kamiya and I'm a student at Mishima Polytechnic. I was a subject to the M-Cell project and was hunted down by Jin for its power. I'm good friends with Jin, Alisa and Xiaoyu. Oh, I also despise the Mishima family except Kazumi Mishima and Jin.
Jin: Sorry about that.
Lars: Hey, you're just like Lucy and Catherine over there. *points to the two*
Shin: I am?
Xiaoyu: Yeah! They carry the Mutare like you, but it has some additions to it. Right?
Lucy and Catherine: You got that right.
Shin: Wow, that's two more friends for me.
Sweet: Next we have Miss Jun Kazama!
Jin: Mom!
Jun: Jin!
*The two embrace and the audience aww's at their reunion*
Sweet: *trying not to cry* I promised myself I wouldn't cry. *blows nose* (Thought: When did I ever make that promise?)
Lucy: *sniffles* This just moment just made history.
Nina: That's so sweet. No pun intended.
Sweet: Not now...*blows nose*
Kazuya: Pathetic!
Sweet: Dragunov! Throw Kazuya into the Torture Room!
*Dragunov appears and throws him in there*
Jun: Hello there, my name is Jun Kazama and I am the mother of Jin. Ogre took me away from Jin when he was fifteen and I seemingly "died". I love my son with all my heart and hope to spend just as much time with him.
Lars: And I thought I was tough. *cries quietly*
Alisa: Exactly. *kisses his cheek*
Sweet: Okay, bring out Kazuya. We have a surprise for him.
*Dragunov brings back a terrified Kazuya, who's twitching madly and is paler than a marshmallow*
Shin: Do I want to know what's in there?
Sweet: Makes your worst nightmare come true.
Shin: Nevermind.
Kazuya: What the hell did you put in there?!
Sweet: *shrugs* I honestly have no idea.
Nina: Jeez, I thought you were tough.
Kazuya: This is an exception. *calms down*
*Aleksandr crashes through the roof with Julia beside him*
Aleksandr: We're back from our fabulous adventure through time and we got food! Lots of it.
Sweet: From where exactly?
Aleksandr: We went to...uhh...where was it again Jules?
Julia: We went to 1780's Great Britain, 1600's Germany, 1940's Pacific Ocean, 1940's Earth invaded by Aliens, 2065 Earth and a different Earth set in the 2060's.
Aleksandr: We became Assassins, got these awesome weapons, brought a kaiju home and named it JubJub and its twin Jabba the Wookie.
Lucy: Kaiju?! Where?!
Aleksandr: Outside.
Lucy: Oh, Mr. JubJub! *looks for the creature*
Sweet: Don't bring it inside!
Aleksandr: It's already inside!
Lucy and Sweet: WHERE?!
Julia: They're in the audience seats. *points towards the two*
JubJub: Grrr.
Jabba the Wookie: Mrawr.
Julia: We even dressed them up since we were visiting Queen Elizabeth.
*JubJub and Jabba the Wookie are in frilly dresses and have bows on their heads*
Sweet: My god...
*Lucy climbs up on JubJub's head and starts petting the creature*
Lucy: So cute.
Sweet: Anyways, our last newcomer is Kazumi Mishima!
Kazumi: Son!
Kazuya: Mother?
*the two quickly embrace and the audience aww's at their reunion*
Kazumi: Yes, I am the mother of Kazuya and the wife of Heihachi Mishima. I didn't appreciate it when my husband threw Kazuya into a volcano and I'm aware that he did throw his father in a volcano. I enjoy spending time with my pet tiger, walking in the forest and relaxing.
Sweet: Plus, I've given your mothers permission to throw you into the Torture Room.
Jin and Kazuya: You did?!
Sweet: Of course I did! They deserve to punish you because of your actions. Let's answer some question now, shall we?
The entire cast: Sure.
Sweet: First question is from me. Kazumi and Jun, are you aware of your sons' actions in Tekken 6?
Jun: Very. *glares at Jin*
Jin: What? I saved the world from Azazel at least.
Jun: I know, but announcing a war on the whole world is too much.
Kazumi: Yes, I am very aware of Kazuya's actions. Especially, when he placed a bounty on his son's head. *gives him a death glare*
Kazuya: What? It was the only way to draw him out.
Sweet: What they're trying to say is that...they're really disappointed at you two.
Lucy: Ouch.
Sweet: Hey, your mother would've been disappointed at you and Catherine.
Catherine: She shall never know.
Sweet: Actually, she would. I'm going to call her right now.
Aleksandr: Shots are gonna be FIARED!
Lucy and Catherine: No! Don't!
*A hologram appears in front of us and Izumi Hinukajin appears on the screen*
Izumi Hinukajin: You called, Miss Syrup?
Sweet: Izumi, are you aware of your daughters' past actions?
Izumi: I know every little action they have committed and it has brought great amounts of shame on the Hinukajin name. I expected more things from my daughters and their father's influence had turned them from two sweet little girls into the daughters I have never wanted. In the past, when they each committed a murder, I regretted being their mother and was debating whether or not they were my daughters. Before, my daughters were both disgraces to the family until they decided to change their ways.
Nina: Ouch. That was just...overkill.
Sweet: Thank you for your time, Mrs Hinukajin.
Izumi: You're welcome. Goodbye.
*The screen goes black and disappears*
Aleksandr: *summons a whale plush* Whale then!
Catherine: *shamefully buries her face in her hands* It'll take me months until I can leave the house again.
Lucy: Same.
Sweet: Next question. Dragunov!
The entire cast: We didn't do anything!
Sweet: Guys, calm down. He got a question from XDANTE1.
The entire cast: Oh.
Sweet: Anyways, he was wondering if there was any way you can tell us when you decided to be silent?
*Dragunov grabs a piece of paper and writes quickly*
Dragunov: *nods and gives it to me*
Sweet: I can't read this. It's in freaking Russian! I call Google Translate to help!
*Sweet types it into the box and gets nothing but a weird message about cheese climbing up Mount Everest and claiming it as their country*
Sweet: Google doesn't help!
Aleksandr: HAHAHAHA!
Alisa: Here, let me see it. *takes the paper and reads it*
Lucy: Well?
Alisa: It says here that it all started when he first joined the military when all his comrades were being complete jerks. So, he decided to give them the silent treatment as punishments and sent them out onto the battlefield without a complete summary of their mission then eventually developed a dislike towards speaking. He still enjoys giving people the silent treatment and the silence helps intimidate his opponents since his eyes look almost white.
Nina: Wow, I thought he just wanted to be quiet.
Sweet: Lars and Lee you got a question from XDANTE1 too. Lars, what is your opinion about people saying that you look like Ragna the Bloodedge from Blazblue?
Aleksandr: Hmm.
Lars: I do? That's awesome! He looks awesome, sounds awesome and that big sword he carries around is awesome.
Sweet: Lee, what is your opinion about people saying that you look a lot like Nero from Devil May Cry 4?
Lee: Well, he looks badass and has a flirtatious attitude, which I also have. So, I'm fine with it.
Sweet: Alright, next Xiaoyu got a question from XDANTE1.
Xiaoyu: Ask away!
Sweet: How in the world did you get a panda and how can his friend, Noel Vermillion from Blazblue get one?
Xiaoyu: My dad was a zoo keeper when I was younger and since it was my eighth birthday, he brought home a baby panda. I think you can get a one from a panda adoption center, but I'm not really sure.
Sweet: Thanks, Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: No problem.
Sweet: Alright. I need Lucy and Jin for this question. This one is from me and don't pin the blame on me since I'm just curious.
Lucy and Jin: Okay...(Thought: I have a bad feeling about this...)
Sweet: Okay, if you two had a child, is there a possibility that said child would inherit both the Devil Gene and the Mutare from either of you?
Aleksandr: Its-a-freak!
Lucy: *blushes* What the hell?!
Jin: *covers his blushing face with his hands*
Catherine: Hm, I've been wondering that for quite a while too.
The entire cast: Same.
Aleksandr: Hmm. *makes a pose that resembles 'The Thinker'*
Lucy: Why didn't you pick Catherine or someone else?!
Sweet: Catherine doesn't look like she wants to be in a relationship.
Catherine: Nope.
Sweet: And Jin is the only one with the Devil Gene, plus you're nearly the same age as him and he's single. So, what is your answer?
Aleksandr: ANSWER IT! ANSWER IT!
Lucy: Can my brother answer this?
The entire cast: You have a brother?!
Lucy: You guys really don't know my family, don't you?
Sweet: Fine, since he'd know a lot more about this than you. *a hologram appears in front of us and Kyle Hinukajin appears on the screen.
Kyle: Yes, Miss Syrup?
Sweet: I had a question for Lucy and Jin, but they don't want to answer the question.
Kyle: Lucy, didn't I teach you to answer a question whenever you're asked one? Lucy isn't really fond about discussing the topic of raising children or the thought of being in a relationship, which causes a little tantrum about being lonely all the time. *chuckles*
Lucy: Hey! That wasn't meant to be shared!
Aleksandr: *singsongs* "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"
Kyle: Anyways, back to the question. Yes, there is a probability of their child inheriting both the Mutare, Devil Gene and also the Pandora. Which means the child will be at great risk since G Corporation will try to find the child and possibly, extract their powers from them. So, Lucy if you ever raise any children or have a relationship that eventually gives you children, keep them safe. Got that?
Kazuya: And I will extract the child's powers, then leave them to die. *chuckles maliciously*
Lucy and Jin: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! *punches him through a wall*
Sweet and the entire cast: Damn, they'd make good parents.
Catherine: Still don't want a relationship or kids?
Lucy: Nope.
Kyle: If you can try to wipe that blush on your face, then I might just believe you.
Lucy: I'm not blushing! I just got inside from the cold!
Sweet: Lucy, it's summer and the temperature is thirty degrees. Get your weather right, woman!
Catherine: Geez, sis. I didn't expect such a stupid excuse from you.
Lucy: S-shut up!
Kyle: Watch your words, squirt.
Sweet: *snickers* Alright, you three. You can bicker when you get home, but thanks for your time Kyle.
Kyle: You're welcome. *the screen disappears*
Nina: Do you know what you just did?
Sweet: No...why?
Aleksandr: Oooh, what'd you do?
Nina: You just revealed on live television that Jin is currently single, which is a good thing!
Anna: He is?
Jin: No! I'm not single!
Shin: *mutters* Like that you were.
Kazuya: No surprise there.
Jin: Shut up! Nobody asked for your opinion!
Aleksandr: When did anyone ask for yours?!
The entire cast: Oh burn!
Sweet: *turns towards the cameras* You heard her right, ladies! Mister Jin Kazama is currently single and is looking for a girl to steal his heart! Don't just fall in love with his money and looks, ladies. I've heard that he is quite a gentleman and will treat you like a lady. *winks*
Jin: Who told you that?!
Sweet: Nina, Jun and Xiaoyu.
Nina: What? It's for your own good. Plus, you need a lady in your life.
Jun: She's right. You need to stop being so serious all the time and slow down. You'll need someone eventually.
Xiaoyu: You treated me and the other girls in our class like princesses, so why not tell everyone the truth?
*The female audience cheers loudly and whistles in response*
Lee: Wow, Jin. You've got quite a lot of options, don't you? *smirks*
Aleksandr: *snickers* Too many, in my opinion.
Jin: I don't need a girlfriend. I have friends and a girlfriend would only distract me from important things.
Nina: What a load of bullsh*t!
Shin: Those are lies! Jin, back at Mishima Polytechnic you barely even talk to people except the teacher! God, I even nicknamed you 'The walking brick wall'!
Kazuya: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That should be his name instead since he's so hard-headed!
The entire cast: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Agreed!
Aleksandr: You don't say?
Sweet: *laughs uncontrollably* O-Oh my god! Stop!
Lucy: Sweet, calm down. You're going to destroy your voice box by laughing too hard.
Aleksandr: Then let her!
Sweet: Hey! Everyone, calm down! Let's give Jin some time to think about who he'll pick. *smirks*
Jin: I hate you.
Aleksandr: Woah, there! Strong words, don't you think?
Sweet: Aww, thanks! That's the best compliment you've ever given to me! Anyways, you've got a question from XDANTE1.
Jin: Go ahead.
Sweet: What's your favourite motorcycle and can his friend Jin Kisaragi from Blazblue have one too?
Jin: Well, I really like the Enigma Type 5843, even though it doesn't exist and sure, I'll request one to be made just for him and deliver it to his universe.
Sweet: I'll notify him as soon as this episode is over. Next, Alisa you also got two questions from XDANTE1.
Alisa: Alright then.
Sweet: Are you related to any of the murakumo units from Blazblue?
Alisa: Um, what's a murakumo unit?
Sweet: They are artificial humans who are also used as weapons.
Alisa: I'm not entirely sure on that, but it would be an honor to accept them as my relatives. *smiles*
Sweet: Awesome! Next question, does your father Doctor Bosconovitch spy on any of the Tekken characters?
Alisa: No! He'd never do that! We have moments in our lives that we...you know...don't want to share.
Xiaoyu: What do you mean 'moments'?
Alisa: It means-*gets her mouth covered by Lars's hand*
Lars: Please, don't explain it on live television, honey. *removes his hand*
Alisa: Why wouldn't I...nevermind.
Sweet: Alright, guys! Time's up! That wraps up the second episode of Tekken Talk Show and we hope to see you around next time!
The entire cast: Bye! Read and Review!
*Ending song, cameras are shut off*
*Backstage, inside my office*
Nina: Hey Sweet. I need to ask you something.
*Sweet and Aleksandr are playing a round of Tekken 6 Bloodline Rebellion and Sweet is losing horribly*
Sweet: What the hell?! You promised me you wouldn't put Jack-6 in your team and select your entire team using the random character slot!
Aleksandr: HAHAHAHA! Sucker!
*The screen flashes 'You win' for Aleksandr*
Sweet: I challenge you to a rematch next week!
Aleksandr: What a sore loser!
Sweet: *sighs* Hey, Nina! What's up?
Nina: Remember how you told everyone that Jin is single?
Sweet: Yeah, what about it?
Nina: I was wondering if Lucy is single.
Aleksandr: *sing-songy voice* All the single ladies! All the single ladies!
Sweet: Yes, she has been single ever since the dawn of time.
Nina: I was wondering if we could place her as an option for Jin, doesn't that sound like a good idea?
Sweet: Nina, you're a genius! Not only would Lucy stop coming to me and start whining about being lonely, but she could also step out of that little area she always stayed in! I'll be free!
Nina: Also, Jin could stop acting like a walking brick wall and stop being so silent at events! I mean, it'll do him good and he'll have another reason to be out of the office! He probably might start smiling too! It'll be perfect!
Aleksandr: *sing-songy voice* If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it! If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it!
Sweet: Okay then! Nina, please find some Valentine's Day decorations...because a deadly round of 'matchmaker' has begun! *smirks and laughs evilly*