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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 3
*In a studio, three minutes till showtime*
*Inside Sweet's office*
Nina: Sweet, I bet you ten dollars that Lucy will lose the game. Same goes for Jin.
Sweet: I bet you twenty, if they have a tie!
Jun: I think a tie will happen.
Shin: I'm going with Sweet.
Catherine: I don't think so, you'd have to force her to do it.
*A scream interrupts the debate*
Sweet: *walks out* What the hell?!
Lucy: What are those?! *points to the Valentine's Day decorations hanging around the studio*
Sweet: Heh.
Nina: They're Valentine's Day decorations. We decorated the studio for Valentine's Day.
Lucy: They're hideous!
Sweet: Deal with it!
Lee: *walks in* What is going on in here?
Sweet: Lucy's having a breakdown because there are Valentine's Day decor hanging around.
Lee: Wow.
Catherine: Guys, guess what?! I adopted a kid!
The entire cast: You did?
Catherine: Yeah! I brought her here with me today! Come say hi to everyone, Miyuki.
Miyuki: *shyly walks out from behind Catherine's legs* H-Hello.
Xiaoyu: Aww! She's cute!
Anna: She has such pretty eyes! Look at her big red eyes and snow white hair!
Kazuya: All I see is an albino with two legs.
Kazumi: Shut it! *whacks the back of his head*
Catherine: Hey! Who gave you the right to call my child an albino?!
Sweet: Dragunov! Throw Kazuya in the Torture Room!
*Dragunov throws said person into the Torture Room*
Catherine: That's better.
Sweet: Um, guys. Where are the others?
Lee: Lars, Alisa and Shin are trying to drag Jin inside the studio, but he refuses to because of the decorations hanging around.
Kazumi and Jun: Oh dear.
Lucy: I'll go get him. *walks out the door and drags Jin inside*
Jin: Ow! Who taught you to drag people?!
Lucy: My older siblings.
Sweet: Everyone please take your seats! The show will be on soon!
*Opening song plays*
*Cameras turn to us*
Sweet: Welcome back to the Tekken Talk Show everybody! Today is our Valentine's Day special and we wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
Jin: Hell no!
Sweet: Shut up! You're just jealous because you don't have a valentine like everyone else!
Lucy: Ouch. Burn.
Catherine: So do you!
Lee: Double burn.
Lucy: *glares at Catherine and Lee*
Lars: I think Sweet wants an insult war to start and we'll need to grab some fire extinguishers, Alisa.
Alisa: Correct. That's why Sweet installed thirty-three of them in the building. Or was it fifty-four?
Sweet: I actually installed fifty-six in the building and if you're wondering why, cause I can. Now then, we have some questions, dares and fight requests from a couple of people today, which is pretty great. We better start answering some questions now, guys.
The entire cast (except Kazumi and Jun): *groans* Fine.
Sweet: You know, I could just press the backspace button...
The entire cast: NO!
Jun: That's better. *smiles*
Sweet: Never seen you guys this excited.
Lucy: That's because you threatened us with the backspace button, you twit!
Catherine: *nervously* Lucy, shut your mouth or Sweet will remove both our existences with a simple eraser or paper shredder.
Jin: As much as I'd hate to say this, but I agree with her. Even though that'll make my life better.
Lars: But then, you'd lose your girlfriend.
Jin: She's not my girlfriend!
Shin: *teasingly* Sure she isn't. Last time you told me you had a girlfriend, I had to ask the doctor for some medicine to make sure that I wasn't hallucinating.
Sweet: Holy frijoles! That had to hurt! Now then, we have a couple of questions, dares, and some fight requests from gomt8. First question's for Kazuya.
Kazuya: Let's get this over with.
Sweet: Why do you treat Jin like crap? You do know you're becoming more like Heihachi than being more different than him.
Jun: Why am I not surprised about this fact?
Kazumi: Me either.
Lucy: Like father, like son.
Catherine: Seems like it.
Kazuya: Will you four shut the f*ck up?!
Jin: *steps in front of them* Hey! You don't have the right to speak to these four ladies like this!
*The audience whistles and cheers loudly*
Lars: Holy crap! I think I'm hearing things!
Lee: *claps* Excellent work, nephew!
Xiaoyu: Yay, Jin!
Shin: I never knew you were so fierce with words! *claps*
Jun: Now there's the son I know and love!
Kazumi: I'm so proud of you!
Sweet: *hands Nina 20$* Just this once.
Nina: *takes the 20$* Nailed it.
Kazuya: Back to the question. I do treat that little prick like crap because he stole the Mishima Zaibatsu from me, took away the Pandora, disgraces both the Mishima and Kazama name, is a nuisance and thinks he's better than everyone else!
Shin: The only reason why he thinks he's better than everyone else is because you're his dad.
Sweet: SHOTS FIARED!
Kazumi: Good point, Shin.
Xiaoyu: The truth hurts, doesn't it? *giggles*
Lars: *snickers* That's gonna leave a mark.
Lucy: *snickers* A painful one.
Alisa: *laughs* Someone call the fire department!
Dragunov: *throws a fire extinguisher at Kazuya's face*
The entire cast: GOOOOOOAAAALLLLL!
Sweet: *laughs and calms down* Next one is for Jin. Have you ever fought Bryan Fury? If so, how difficult was he and how did you take him down? If not, then what do you think of his physical capabilities and fighting style?
Jin: Yes, I have fought with Bryan and it took me three hours to beat him. He's a pretty decent fighter himself and puts up a good challenge, but I still prevailed the winner.
Lucy: Seems like someone's boosting their already inflated ego.
Lee: Seems like there's enough air in that ego if his to inflate ten air balloons.
Kazuya: Or he just needs to stop being so light-headed when it comes to fighting.
Jin: *ignores all their insults* I had to use the Devil Gene in the end and might have placed him in a five month coma. Emphasis on might.
Jun: *sweatdrops* Why am I not surprised?
Xiaoyu: *sighs* Me either.
Kazumi: Such violence...
Anna and Nina: *facepalms*
Lars: Did you use the Gene just to overkill him?
Jin: Maybe...*looks away innocently*
Kazumi: Jin, that's not how you use the Gene. You only use it if your opponent is about to ultimately destroy you, not for 'overkill'.
Lucy: Geez, I expected you to not even use the Gene.
The entire cast: Exactly!
Jin: If you were fighting a psychotic cyborg and you were on the verge of losing, would you go all out?!
Lucy: No. I'd only use a portion of my full power. Or in your case, try harder!
Jin: Prove it!
Lucy: *takes off her limiter and waits for both powers to activate* You asked for it.
*Lucy does a powerful roundhouse kick to his chest and makes a crater on the wall with Jin*
Sweet: TOUCHDOWN!
Dragunov: *claps*
Xiaoyu and Alisa: *burst out laughing*
Lars: *snickers* Award for most idiotic person goes to Jin Kazama!
The entire cast: *claps and cheers enthusiastically*
Kazumi and Jun: *drag him to his seat and heal his injuries* That was the dumbest thing you have ever done.
Lars: *laughs* You don't say.
Shin: *falls onto the floor while laughing*
Jin: Tch, even the Zaibatsu could do better than that!
Sweet: *jaw drops*
Kazumi: *whispers to Jun* Get ready to call the hospital and quite possibly, a funeral home.
Jun: *holds up a phone* Got that covered.
Sweet: No, you idiot! Lucy and Catherine were given training that surpasses even the government's and the Zaibatsu's most powerful soldiers. So, these two ladies could take on both Akuma and True Ogre without needing any help.
Lucy: *puts on her limiter* We can even predict your next move.
Jin: *winds up a punch and tries to hit her face*
Lucy: See what I mean? *holds his fist in one hand and slowly twists it*
Jin: *screams like a three year old* F****************************CK!
Jun: *smacks the back of his head* LANGUAGE!
Xiaoyu: *sweatdrops* Jin, aren't you more tougher than her?
Anna: This is sad. Just sad.
Alisa: Um, should we get the first aid kit?
Catherine: Nope.
Shin: *covers his ears* What?! I can't freaking hear you!
Lee: Guys! I found a candidate for opera!
Dragunov: *facepalms*
Kazuya: I think they mistook your gender when you were born.
Kazumi: Sorry honey, but I think they have done that to you as well. *smiles*
The entire cast except Kazuya: OH SCHNAP! YOU GOT BURNED!
Sweet: By his mother too.
Kazumi: Jin, word of advice. If you keep upsetting the ladies, you'll never find one. *smiles*
Lars: Miss Kazumi, he actually does that because it's part of his plan to find one. He'll tease 'em, fight 'em, then seduce 'em. *smirks*
Jin: WHAT THE FLYING F*CK?!
The audience: He's already done with step two! On to step three you go, Jin!
Catherine: Apparently, Lucy just volunteered for the last step! Way to go, sis! *claps*
Kazumi and Jun: Go Jin! Win her heart!
Lucy: HELL NO! *let's go and kicks him away*
Jin: *weakly* Nailed it.
Nina: And the hero finally got the girl.
Sweet: *whispers* Dragunov, go and see if there's a restaurant that's perfect for their first date.
Dragunov: *nods and walks away*
Lucy: I heard that!
Sweet: *looks at the card* Oh look at that! He also reminded me to add Bryan next episode! What a great reminder!
The entire cast: HELL NO!
Kazumi: *covers Miyuki's ears* Uh-uh. Language!
Lucy and Catherine: *look at each other excitedly* Yeah! A new fighter to challenge!
The entire cast: ARE YOU OUT YOUR F*CKING MINDS?!
Kazumi: *covers Miyuki's ears* STOP SWEARING!
Miyuki: Who's Bryan?
Sweet: Uhhh...How do I explain this?
Shin: Jin will explain.
Jin: Wait, wha-? *gets shoved by Shin from the back*
Alisa: You're explaining.
Jin: Why me?
*The entire cast shrugs*
Sweet: Because you volunteered to?
Lucy: Exactly.
Jin: Fine. Okay Miyuki, Bryan is a crazy person who wants to hurt people for fun. Like for example, he might even hurt your mother or aunt for fun.
Lucy: Really? *raises her eyebrow*
Jin: What? You two were the only ones I could think of.
Miyuki: That can never happen! I'll always protect mommy, even if the person who wants to hurt her is stronger than me! *hugs Catherine*
Audience: Awww~
Kazumi: I wish my son said that when he was younger. *wipes her eyes with a handkerchief*
Jun: Me too.
Xiaoyu: This just made my day. *smiles*
Alisa: Catherine would make a great mother, especially to Miyuki.
Jin: I think she'll probably send her back to the orphanage after two months.
Kazuya: Or she'll probably teach her to kill someone, which is what I would do.
Kazumi: Shut your mouth! *whacks the back of his head*
*Catherine throws daggers at the two men and it misses their heads by two millimetres*
The entire cast: Eeek! *all jump in their seats*
Kazumi: See, Kazuya? That's what you get if you don't know when to shut up.
Catherine: *sarcastically* Oh, would you look at that. My aim's a little off. *threatens to throw another one*
Lucy: *pulls out a dagger* I think I should practice with you, just like old times. *smirks*
Sweet: *nervously* Commercial break!
*In the middle of the Earth*
Aleksandr: Guys, look!
Julia: What is it, Aleks?
Aleksandr: It's a circle with glowing and shiny and has sparkly thingies! Juwie, you're going in first!
Juwie: Uwie? (What?) *looks at the hole*
Julia: Why?
Aleksandr: Cause she's invincible. Now, in you go, Juwie! *ties a rope around Juwie's waist and throws her inside the hole*
Juwie: UUUUUWWWWIEEE! (I HAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU!)
Julia: Are you sure she'll survive?
Aleksandr: She's a puchi. Nuff' said. Julia, you're next. *ties a rope around her waist*
Julia: *jumps in* I'M COMING FOR YOU JUWIEE!
*five minutes later*
Aleksandr: *jumps in with no rope* YYYYOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOO!
*After the commercial break*
*The ground starts to rumble*
Sweet: Guys...what's happening?
The entire cast: Someone caused an earthquake!
Lucy: It was his fault! *points to Jin*
Jin: How the f*ck was it me?! *gets punched in the face by Lucy*
Lucy: Hey! A little boy like you shouldn't be using words like that!
Lee: She does have a point.
Jin: And how would you f*cking know, smart ass?!
Sweet: Dragunov! Throw this little bastard into the Torture Room!
*Dragunov throws Jin into the Torture Room*
Lucy: That should teach him a lesson.
*Juwie pops out of a hole at Mach 3 speed and shoots through the roof*
Alisa: Was that Juwie? Or was I seeing things?
Lars: *looks through a pair of binoculars* Yep, that was Juwie.
Xiaoyu: Then where's Miss Julia?
*Julia pops out of the hole and lands on her feet*
Julia: Where's Juwie?! *looks around frantically*
*Juwie falls back and lands on her head perfectly*
Juwie: *trembles violently* Uuuuuuuwwwwiiiiieeeee...(Heeeellllpppp mmmmeeee...)
Julia: There you are!
Kazumi: Aw! She's quite adorable!
Julia: She is! This is my puchi, Juwie!
Juwie: Uwie! (Hello!)
Sweet: Then, where's Aleks?
Kazuya: What the hell is tha-? *gets RKO'ed in the face*
Kazumi: *glares at Kazuya* And you deserve that. *turns to Miyuki* Now Miyuki, would you like a lollipop?
Miyuki: Yes, please.
Kazumi: Here you go. *hands her one*
Miyuki: *gently takes it* Thank you very much, Miss Kazumi.
Audience: Awww~
Aleks: JOOOOHHHNNN CCCEEENNNAAA! *pops out of the hole and seems to be doing a RKO on a dinosaur and Kazuya*
Sweet: HELL YEAH!
*Dragunov walks into the Torture Room and throws Jin out in time*
Lucy: *screams while flying through the air as Aleks continues to uppercut the dinosaur and lands in Jin's arms...bridal style*
Jin: What the-? *looks at her confusingly and starts to blush*
Sweet: How convenient!
Nina: Coincidence? I think not. *smirks*
Catherine: I think I'm seeing things.
Jun: Nope, it's reality.
Audience: Awww~
Shin: It's a miracle!
Aleks: NAILED IT! *gets up from the ground and high fives everyone*
Lars: HAHA! SUCKER! *points at Kazuya*
Jin: *is still holding Lucy* Um...here. *puts her down*
Lucy: T-Thanks.
The entire cast: Is he dead? (Thought: Please let him be dead! Please let him be dead!)
Sweet: *looks at Kazuya* Nope, he's alive. *sighs*
The entire cast: GODDAMMIT!
Kazuya: Hey! I heard that!
Kazumi: *sighs*
Catherine: If he did die, Christmas would've came early.
The entire cast: Exactly.
Sweet: *throws arms into the air happily and grins like an idiot* Then kill it with fire!
Lucy: No, Sweet. That's not your job.
Sweet: *grumbles* Yes it is.
Aleks: *slowly starts to grin*
Lucy: Neither is it yours, Aleks.
Aleks: *mutters curse words and sentences*
Lars: *hands Nina $10* Dammit, I would've won $10 if he didn't live.
Nina: *takes the $10* Lars, calm down. He'll die eventually...I hope.
Aleks: I WIN!
Catherine: Where were you?
Kazumi: And who may this young gentleman be?
Sweet: Oh! Kazumi, this is my co-host AleksandrSakamoto, but you can just call him Aleks for short.
Kazumi: Nice to meet you. *shakes his hand*
Aleks: Hello! *shakes her hand*
Xiaoyu: Now, where were you this entire time?
Aleks: We were going to the Earth's core until we saw a hole with sparkly thingies!
Julia: I just followed him. He threw Juwie into the hole and I had to save her.
Lee: And you brought home a pet, it seems. *looks at the dinosaur*
Kazumi: A very big one too. *pets the dinosaur*
Sweet: Dibs on the dinosaur!
Aleks: NO! I brought it home and I get to keep it! *hits the leg of the dinosaur with a shovel* See?! It even has my name on it!
Sweet: *hits the dinosaur's head with her customized shovel* Pssh, you decide to mark it by hitting it? I branded my name onto his head!
Lars: Bet you ten dollars if Sweet gets the dinosaur.
Shin: Bet you ten dollars if Aleks gets the dinosaur.
Aleks: I bought him! *shoves a receipt towards Sweet's face*
Anna: From where exactly?
Aleks: Mother Nature!
Sweet: Ha! That signature is fake! So, you don't own him!
Aleks: Are you sure? I'll call her!
Sweet: Do it!
*Mother Nature appears suddenly and Aleks tells her about the situation*
Sweet: So, who owns it? *points to the dinosaur*
Mother Nature: Neither of you. You'll have to fight in order to officially own it. *shrugs*
Aleks and Sweet: *pulls out their weapons* Let's settle this outside. *leaves the studio*
Lucy: Oh well, looks like I'll be running the show for now. *picks up the question cards*
Catherine: Hey! Why do you get to run the show?! I'm also her OC, too!
Lucy: I'm her main one, Catherine and I've got two reasons for you. One, you're the secondary OC and two, I'm older than you.
Catherine: Fine. *mutters curse words*
Miyuki: Are you okay, mommy?
Catherine: Yes, it's just that you're aunt's being really unfair. *glares at her*
Lucy: Deal with it. *sticks her tongue out at Catherine* Alright, next question is still from gomt8 and it's for Jun.
Jun: Let's see what this author has asked me. *smiles*
Lucy: Jun, why does Asuka look a lot like you? Is she your relative as in she's your niece or is she your daughter?
Jun: I would say that she's my niece since there's no way Asuka would be my daughter, which would mean Jin has a sister. I don't really know why she looks like me, but it may run in the Kazama line.
Alisa: I also mentioned during Scenario Campaign in Tekken 6 that Asuka's father is your sibling, which would mean that she is your niece.
Lars: But, why isn't it revealed that Asuka is Jin's cousin or not?
Lucy: Sweet told me this theory she had about Asuka being adopted. Since Jun's official status is written as 'missing', she could've had a daughter with someone else and placed her up for adoption. Then Mister Kazama, her father, adopted Asuka without knowing that the child he has adopted is Jun's, which would kind of explain how Jin is mysteriously related to her. I don't know if this theory makes sense, but Sweet thought of it.
Aleksandr: *Outside and yells (which is somehow heard inside)* IT'S STILL A THEORY!
Lee: Which means, Jin has a sister. Or a long lost cousin.
Jin: I'm going to go with cousin. I'd rather have Sweet as a sister than Asuka. She's too arrogant and brash, not to mention annoying.
Lucy: Are you sure you want Sweet as a sister?
Jin: Maybe...why?
Catherine: Sweet told us that she liked to wrestle people for fun and has a reputation for being the scariest girl in her class. She nearly strangled her best friend with a sweater, only to end up scratching her arm with it. Sweet also started a war in the winter that involved her entire grade five class. One of her classmates pinned her down on the ground and she 'accidentally' punched him in the face with her gloved hand to get him off.
Jin: Sounds like an average person to me.
Lucy: Oh, she killed all her hamsters at the age of six and recently killed her pet fish by dumping the poor thing into hot water. She killed the first pair of hamsters by leaving them in the sun to roast all day and in the Philippines, where she recently lived, it gets extremely hot. The second pair were left in the dark, where they all died.
Catherine: What makes it even more shocking is that, the first pair of hamsters had a baby and she killed the poor thing by leaving it in the sun.
The entire cast except Catherine and Lucy: WAIT, WHAT?!
Lucy: What we just told you actually happened. Sweet did kill her hamsters and fish, punched a classmate, nearly strangled her best friend and still holds the reputation for being scariest girl in class. Still want her as a sister?
Jin: *trembles* NO. I. DON'T.
Lucy: Wow, didn't think any of that would scare you. Anyways, we'll be right back!
*Outside the studio*
*A warzone has been created*
Sweet: *throws plastic knives at Aleks* HEY ALEKS!
Aleks: WHAT?! *throws a sack filled with paper *
Sweet: *fires a bazooka armed with bananas* DO YOU THINK THIS IS PATHETIC?!
Aleks: DON'T LOOK AT ME! *throws a puchi* TAKE THIS! PUCHI SPECIAL: ZUMI PUNCH!
Zumi(Kazumi's puchi): UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII! (CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGEEE!)
Sweet: *catches Zumi* SHE'S MINE NOW!
Zumi: Zumi? (What?)
Sweet: CEASEFIRE!
Aleks: *kicks away a party cannon* OH COME ON! I WANTED TO USE MY PARTY CANNON!
Sweet: I have a better way to settle this other than starting World War Three!
Aleks: Let's hear it.
Sweet: I'll go find a dinosaur on eBay or something like that! Or I can clone it!
Aleks: Go find one on eBay! I don't want another dinosaur running around the studio that looks like mine!
Sweet: *groans* Fine!
Aleks: Let's go inside and give Kazumi her puchi.
Sweet: Fine, dad.
Zumi: Zumi. (Meh.)
*Commercial break is over*
*Aleks and Sweet return inside*
Sweet: Hello everybody! Welcome back to the Tekken Talk Show!
*audience cheers*
Sweet: I'll need those back, Lucy.
Lucy: *hands the cards back* Here you go.
Lee: What happened out there?
Aleks: We nearly started World War Three. No biggie.
The entire cast: WORLD WAR THREE?!
Aleks: PSHAW! *waves hand* I started about two or four before.
The entire cast: *facepalms*
Dragunov: *wipes away a small tear of happiness*
Sweet: I saw that Dragunov. *grins*
Catherine: Just another typical day for Sweet.
Sweet: Exactly. Kazumi, we have something for you!
Kazumi: Really? What could it be?
Aleks: Say hello to your puchi, Zumi! *lets go of Zumi*
Zumi: Zumi! (Yay!)
Kazumi: OH MY GOODNESS! SHE'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! *hugs Zumi tightly*
Alisa: I want one!
Anna and Xiaoyu: Me too!
Jun: I'd like one as well!
Nina: Count me in! I'd absolutely love to see mine run around the Zaibatsu causing mayhem!
Jin: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
Lars: Let's see how much destruction Nina and her puchi can cause! In a day! Along with Alisa!
Alisa: I'll join in!
Nina: Challenge accepted!
Jin: I'm doomed.
Jun: Cheer up, Jin! I'm getting one too! Plus, you're going to be bringing her to the Zaibatsu everyday as soon as she arrives and you won't have to be lonely anymore! *smiles*
Jin: Mom! If I bring her, Nina will gain another addition to her squadron of assassins!
Jun: So? Deal with it.
Lee: Damn, Jun really knows how to end a discussion.
Jun: Being a mother has its perks.
Miyuki: Can I please have one too, Miss Sweet?
Lucy: Oh fine! Get me one too!
Catherine: Sure!
Sweet: *writes down their names* And done! Got that down, Aleks?
Aleks: Yep.
Sweet: Anyways, our next question from gomt8 is for Lars.
Lars: Let's hear it.
Aleks: *snatches the card from Sweet's hand* Lars, what do you remember about what your mother said about Heihachi when she first met him?
Sweet: *looks at Aleks* How rude!
Aleks: I'm the co-host, remember? *waves card in front of Sweet's face*
Sweet: Riiiggght.
Lars: That's kind of a tough one. All I remembered was that she met this man in the market and he told her that his wife had recently died, then they started dating and you can ask my mother what happened after that.
The entire cast (except Kazumi): No thank you!
Kazumi: What does gomt8 mean by Lars's mother meeting Heihachi? *narrows her eyes*
The entire cast (except Kazumi): (Thought: Oh sh*t. This isn't good.)
Aleks: This is gonna be fun!
Sweet: *nervously* Ummm, who wants to explain what gomt8 means? Kazuya?
Kazuya: Nonononononono.
Aleks: Lee?
Lee: Pass!
Lucy: Will someone from the Kazama family explain? Jin?
Jin: No thanks! I choose life!
Jun: No thank you.
Sweet: Oh well. Time to arrange a family reunion for Kazumi.
Lucy: Can someone prepare a coffin for Heihachi, please?
Lars: *raises his hand* I will.
Catherine: I'll prepare the funeral arrangements.
Sweet: *fake cries* The poor man.
Aleks: Now, who wants to plan the party after the funeral?
Lee: I will!
The entire cast: It better be a good one!
Lee: I guarantee it will!
Sweet: Next question is from CarolinaBP and it's for both Jun and Kazuya. Let's do Jun's first.
Jun: Let's hear it.
Aleks: *snatches the card* What do you like the most about Kazuya?
Jun: *blushes slightly and fidgets with a piece of her hair* W-well, you see...
Sweet: It's okay Jun. You can tell us.
Kazumi: Yes, it's alright.
Jun: Well, he was quite attractive when I first met him and so gentle around me. I couldn't stop thinking about him everyday and all the events fell into place, I guess.
The entire cast (except Kazuya and Jin): Awwww! That's so cute!
Sweet: *cries quietly*
Aleks: Next one is for Kazuya. What do you like the most about Jun?
Kazuya: For starters, she was absolutely gorgeous and was somewhat mysterious. She was so gentle around others that it made me want to change my attitude. I mean, what man wouldn't feel attracted to someone like her?
Jun: *blushes* T-thank you.
Kazuya: Don't mention it. Everything was going well until *points to Jin* that thing came along.
Jin: Hey!
The entire cast: Ouch.
Aleks: It's true though.
Lars: It must be hard being that f*cking savage. Sorry about that.
Catherine: Miyuki wasn't even paying attention at all. So, you're fine.
Miyuki: Huh?
Sweet: *blows nose* There goes that happy moment out the window.
Dragunov: *throws a fire extinguisher at Jin's face*
Sweet: Dragunov! That's only meant for severe burns!
Dragunov: *shrugs*
Lucy: At least he hit him where he intended to.
The entire cast: Good point.
Jin: He broke my jaw!
Aleks: Crybaby.
Sweet: He didn't! All he did was leave a gigantic bruise on your face. Your face now looks like a grape.
Lars: *makes a mock sympathetic face* Aw, does the baby need his bottle?
Alisa: Or does he need a diaper change?
Jin: SHUT IT!
Sweet: This'll make him shut it for an hour! *turns Jin into a two year old kid*
Jin: GOOGOO GAGA?! (Translation: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME, WOMAN?!)
The entire female cast: He's so adorable!
Aleks: The f*ck?!
Lucy: HE'S MINE! *hugs him close to her chest*
Jin: *stares at Lucy with a horrified expression and his jaw drops*
Sweet: I'm so awesome.
Jun: I missed seeing you as a child.
Lucy: Can I keep him?!
Sweet: No Lucy. He's not a dog and he'll turn back to normal in a few minutes.
Lucy: But he's so cute!
Catherine: The last time you said was when mom bought you a guinea pig and you didn't do anything to care for it until it died two days later.
The entire cast: *sighs* She's just like Sweet.
Aleks: Isn't that so?
Lucy: Catherine, that was two years ago.
Catherine: Wrong. It happened two months ago!
Lucy: But, he's just so adorable! *hugs him tighter*
Kazuya: *mutters* And bratty.
Jin: Stupid! *throws a rattle at Kazuya's head*
Lucy: Where'd you get that?
Jin: *shrugs*
Lucy: *sighs* Just, don't do that again, okay? *kisses the top of his head* Wait...what did I just do?
Jun: Congratulations, Lucy! You're a mother now!
Lucy: What?!
Catherine: *claps sarcastically*
The entire female cast: Aww!
Sweet: Wow, never thought I'd live to see this day.
Lucy: Nononononononononono! Jun is his mother! Not me!
Lee: You seem stressed.
Alisa: I want to be a mom now!
Lars: Don't worry, honey. You'll be one someday. *kisses her cheek*
The audience: Aww!
Sweet: Okay, guys. We're all done with the questions, now it's time for the dares! *plays rock music*
The entire studio: YEAH!
Sweet: Jin, you're punishment's over. *turns him back to normal*
Lucy: Well, that was fun. *puts him down on the ground*
Jin: Thank you.
Sweet: First dare is from gomt8! Do the chicken dance while wearing tight chicken suits for 15 minutes! Kazuya and Jin are spared because of their fight requests.
Kazuya: *smiles triumphantly*
Aleks: Oh my god! He learned happiness!
Sweet: Unlike you.
The entire cast: Let's do it!
*fifteen minutes later*
Catherine: That was amazing!
Lars: A little embarrassing too.
Aleks: *wanders to a wall with a red button and glowing signs that say 'Do Not Touch!'* Oooohhh! What does this do?! *presses the red button*
Sweet: ALEKS DON'T TOUCH THA-
*a bright light blinds everyone for one second*
Lucy: *walks over to the wall* Oh sh*t. Our hosts now have the minds of five year olds while they have the body of a grown up.
Aleks: *flops around like a fish*
Sweet: *grabs Lucy's katana and swings it around happily* Pretty colors!
The entire cast: *stares in shock*
Sweet: *throws the katana towards Aleks's head and misses by a couple of centimeters*
Aleks: *throws a boulder at the speed of mach ten and misses Sweet's head by a millimeter*
Lucy: *laughs uncontrollably*
Xiaoyu: Oh dear.
Lee: This just got strange.
Dragunov: *hands Aleks a small Yamato cannon*
Aleks: Feuer! *fires the thing*
The entire cast: Dragunov!
Catherine: *grabs a book* Guys, over here. I found a book that'll turn them back!
Kazumi: Come here you two-wait, where did they go?!
*an explosion goes off in the city*
News anchor: Researchers have announced that a piece of Antarctica is now missing.
Lars: *sweatdrops* I think I found them.
Alisa: Let's go outside.
*everyone goes outside*
Sweet: *bangs a nuke against the road* This toy won't work anymore!
Aleks: *chews on a nuke* Tastes like pie!
Jun: Guys, that's not a toy or food.
Aleks and Sweet: What is it?
Jin: Something that goes boom.
Aleks: Can I eat it?
Kazuya: Yes, you can eat it.
Aleks: You go first! *shoves it directly into his face*
Sweet: Try mine too! *throws it towards him*
*an explosion blinds everyone*
Sweet: It does go boom! AGAIN!
Lars: As much as I'd hate to say this, but someone rush Kazuya to the hospital. And stop those two.
Aleks: *starts chewing on a C4*
Julia: Aleks! Get that out of your mouth! It's a bomb!
Aleks: It's not a bomb! It's a sandwich!
*ten points to anyone who gets the reference*
Lee: Someone stop him from chewing anything dangerous. Along with Sweet.
Sweet: What? *is busy throwing rocks at Aleks*
Aleks: *throws the C4 at her but misses*
Alisa: Stop those two now and bring them inside!
*everyone goes inside while carrying two five year olds that are throwing tantrums*
Aleks: Only mommy can do that!
Sweet: Yeah!
the entire cast: And whose your mommy, Aleks?
Aleks: *walks like a drunk person* Those four! *points to Jun, Kazumi, Anna and Nina*
Nina, Anna, Kazumi and Jun: What?!
Sweet: Then, who's your daddy?
Aleks: I don't know! I was a test tube baby!
Sweet: What's that? Is that a marshmallow?
Aleks: I don't know, must be a potato! Who's your mommy and daddy then, Sweet?
Sweet: She's my mommy! *points to Lucy*
Lucy: And whose your daddy?
Sweet: Him! *points to Jin*
Lucy and Jin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Catherine: *laughs uncontrollably* This is just rich!
Jin: I don't want to be married to her!
Lucy: I don't want to be married to him!
Sweet: You're both lying! You love each other so much and you two kiss a lot! Ew!
Lucy: I don't want to kiss that thing! *points to Jin*
Jin: I wouldn't even dare do that! *points to Lucy*
Lars: But, you did do her. *smirks*
The entire cast: I see what you did there!
Nina: And she's the result. *points to Sweet*
Aleks and Sweet: What does "do" mean in that question? *a look of innocence and naivety is on their faces*
Aleks: Me think its Twister.
Sweet: I think it's a public event!
Dragunov: *nods frantically*
The entire cast: Uhhhh...
Aleks: *holds a nuke* Explain or Boom Boom-chan becomes MEGA BOOM BOOM-CHAN EX!
Sweet: Does it make babies?
Kazumi: Well...you see...
Lee: Sweet, how do you know that?
Sweet: I read this! *holds up 'Making Babies for Dummies'*
Aleks: I READ IT! I DON'T GET IT!
Sweet: I understood everything!
Aleks: I made a whole presentation about it!
Someone in the audience: Let's watch it!
The entire cast: *pales so much that they can be mistaken for marshmallows*
Sweet: *tugs on Jin's blazer* Can we, daddy? It's movie night!
Jin: No, we can't! It's too strange for you to watch.
Catherine: *presses the red button* There! That should turn them to normal!
*a bright light blinds everyone for one second*
Sweet: *groans* What just happened?
Lucy: We'll explain later.
Aleks: That was awesome! I'm an amazing five year old!
Sweet: Where were we? Oh right, our next dare is from Guest! I dare for some of the cast to sing Hymn For The Weekend by Coldplay. Who's in?
The entire cast: Let's do it!
Sweet: Guys are going to sing Colplay's part and the girls are going to sing Beyonce's. Are we clear?
The entire cast: Got it!
*the music for the song plays*
Sweet and Aleks: Let's do this, guys!
*a few minutes later everyone sings the song and even dresses up for the dare*
Lucy: *sings* I feel it coursing through my blood. Life is a drink. You're love's about to make the stars come ouuut.
Jin: That's some voice you got there.
Lucy: *smiles* Thanks.
Nina and Sweet: *high fives one another* Nailed it.
Aleks: What just happened?
Sweet: Nothing much. In honor of our extremely late Valentine's Day special, we'll be playing the pocky game! Warning, this might result in your first kiss being stolen.
Jin: What?!
Xiaoyu: Awesome!
Shin: This just got interesting.
Lucy: Please spare me from this terrible fate!
Sweet: Everyone knows how to play this game, right? First one to break their pocky loses, if their partner backs away the person who didn't wins and a kiss is a tie, right?
The entire cast: Right.
Sweet: Nina, Catherine, Kazumi and Dragunov will not participate since they have informed me. Lars and Alisa are automatically partners since they're a couple.
Lucy: Why didn't you tell me I don't have to play?!
Sweet: Because those four knew ahead of time. Duh. Anyways, Lars and Alisa have the advantage while the rest don't.
Lars and Alisa: Yeah!
Aleks: Because the rest of you will have to let Sweet or me decide your partner. *smirks*
Lucy: Kill me now.
Nina: *grabs a bucket of popcorn* This'll be interesting.
Kazumi: *braids Miyuki's hair* Indeed.
Sweet: *pulls out a slip of paper from a hat* Lee and Anna!
Lee: Hello, Miss Williams. *smiles and grabs a pocky stick*
Anna: *blushes*
Aleks: Me and Julia? Oh well. *grabs a pocky stick*
Sweet: Shin and Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu: Huh?! *blushes*
Shin: *grins*
Aleks: Jun and Kazuya!
The audience: *cheers and claps enthusiastically*
Jun: *blushes and grabs a pocky stick*
Kazuya: Whatever.
Nina: *whispers to Sweet* Did you rig this?
Sweet: Nope. I honestly didn't.
Kazumi: Then how in the world did these pairings happened?
Catherine: Here. Might help you, Kazumi. *hands her a laptop that has Fanfiction opened up*
Kazumi: Intersting.
Sweet: *pulls out the final slip from the hat and laughs* Oh sh*t! The game has now been changed, folks!
The pairs: What did you do now, Sweet?
Aleks: *reads the paper and starts laughing*
Sweet: Lucy and Jin!
Lucy: Nonononononononononononononononono!
Jin: *falls off his chair*
Jun: *claps*
Catherine: *bursts out laughing and falls off her chair*
Miyuki: Are you okay, mommy?
Kazumi: Don't worry, little one. She's absolutely fine.
Lucy: Damn you, Sweet! You rigged this!
Sweet: And how do you know that? *gives her a pocky stick* Have fun!
*Three minutes after the game has started*
Aleks: *kisses Julia*
Sweet: A tie for Aleks and Julia!
Shin: *kisses Xiaoyu*
Xiaoyu: *blushes*
Catherine: *uses a commentator's voice* Another tie scored by Xiaoyu and Shin! That's our forth tie today, Sweet! The first one being scored by the show's lovely couple, Lars Alexandersson and Alisa Bosconovitch while the second one being scored by Jun and Kazuya.
Sweet: *uses a commentator's voice* Right you are, Catherine! So far, our only winner is Lee since Anna backed away as they got closer. Now, we have to watch Lucy and Jin struggle for victory.
Catherine: Think this'll end in a tie, Sweet?
Sweet: Hell yeah!
Catherine: They're getting closer! And closer!
The audience: KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!
Lucy: (Thought: I hate my life.)
Jin: (Thought: Screw this. I'll just give them what they want...even if I die after this.) *leans in and kisses her*
The entire studio: IT'S A TIE!
Nina and Catherine: Here you go, guys. *gives Sweet, Shin and Jun 20$*
Shin: Yes!
Sweet: I love winning bets!
Jun: Thank you.
Jin: *pulls away blushing* There. Happy?
Lucy: *stares at him with shock on her face and falls over*
Jun: Is she okay?
Sweet: Yeah, she is. Catherine will fix her.
Xiaoyu: How?
Catherine: *whispers* Jin's waiting in your bedroom. Better be prepared for a long night, Lucy.
Lucy: *sits up and draws out her katana* What?! Where?!
The entire cast (except Jin): *chuckles*
Sweet: Okay, guys! Time for our fight requests!
The audience: YEAH!
*The studio changes into a fight arena*
Sweet: *uses an announcer's voice* In the red corner, we have Saitama from One Punch Man!
Saitama: *cracks his knuckles and scowls*
*The crowd cheers enthusiastically*
Sweet: In the blue corner, we have Kazuya Mishima from Tekken!
*the crowd whistles and claps excitedly*
Kazuya: Tch. *scowls and crosses his arms*
Aleks: Let the fight begin!
*The following scene has been removed due to extreme violence, blood and extreme use of profanity*
Aleks: And the winner is Kazuya! Congratulations!
Saitama: You're a strong opponent, Kazuya. *shakes his hand*
Kazuya: *shakes his hand* Same goes for you.
Aleks: Our next match is one that'll go down in history, folks!
Sweet: Stop exaggerating, Aleks.
Aleks: *flips the finger at her and uses an announcer's voice* In the left corner, we have Alex Mercer from Prototype!
*the crowd cheers*
Alex: Who has decided to challenge me? *cracks his knuckles*
Nina: Well, Jin's going to die.
Jun: I'll have to agree with you on this one.
Aleks: In the right, we have the almighty 'Pitch Black Wings' Jin Kazama!
Jin: Let's get this over with. *gets into a fighting stance*
Aleks: Round one! FIGHT!
*The following scene has been removed due to extreme violence, blood and extreme use of profanity*
Aleks: And Jin has won the first round! Time to settle this, gentlemen!
Sweet: *places a silver suppressor on his wrist* Sorry, the author who requested this wants you to fight without the Devil Gene.
Jin: I can manage. *gets into his fighting stance* Bring it on!
Alex: You'll regret this.
*The following scene has also been removed due to extreme violence, blood and extreme use of profanity*
Sweet: And Alex takes out round two like a storm! We are now going for a tiebreaker, ladies and gentlemen!
Jin: *gets up* Tch, we're not even done yet.
Alex: Bring it on!
Aleks: Round three! FIGHT!
*The following scene has also been removed due to extreme violence, blood and extreme use of profanity*
Sweet: And Alex takes the win tonight! Congratulations, Alex!
Alex: Good fight, Kazama. *pulls him up from the ground*
Jin: Damn. You're one strong fighter, Mercer.
Alex: *smirks*
Sweet and Aleks: That's all for tonight, ladies and gentlemen! See ya next episode!
The entire cast: Bye! Read and review!
*backstage*
*All the girls are trying to calm down Lucy*
Nina: *pats her head* Shhhh, Lucy. You're okay.
Lucy: *trembling* H-He k-kissed me...
Alisa: You're fine, Lucy.
Xiaoyu: Does she need a moment?
Anna: Not really.
Catherine: Hey, it could've been worse, Lucy.
Sweet: How?
Catherine: He could've done a Magic Mike performance on you, you know. *drinks a can of Coke*
Anna: *rubs Lucy's shoulders* You're not helping, Catherine.
Catherine: I know.
Kazumi: Calm down, Lucy. We've all been kissed before. Except for Sweet and Catherine.
Sweet: Lucy, you could've been trapped in a room with him that's only lit by candles and then he's getting closer to you...
Catherine: Shut up, Sweet. You're scaring her.
Sweet: It could've happened though.
*on the guys side*
Lars: Jin, are you dying of a heart attack?
Jin: N-No...
Lee: You kissed a girl, so what?
Aleks: It's not like she gave you a disease or something! *grabs a cinnamon bun*
Shin: By the way, at least you got a girlfriend like me.
Lee: It's Xiaoyu, isn't it?
Shin: *grins and nods*
Lee: Called it.
Kazuya: She's the host's OC, Jin. She was happy when you kissed her and it looked like she didn't care.
Jin: Well, I cared! She stole my first kiss!
Aleks: It didn't look like it to me.
Lars: He's right you know. You were the one who leaned in and kissed her first.
Dragunov: *shows him a clip of the kiss*
Aleks: See? You were the one who kissed her, liar.
Jin: I hate my life.