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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 4
*Inside the studio*
*Five minutes till showtime*
Lars: Odd. Where are the hosts?
Julia: Last time I saw those two was when they found the Delorean on eBay and decided to take it out for a drive.
Jin: When was that?
Julia: Three hours ago.
Kazuya: Let's hope they don't come back.
Jun: You know she can delete all of this with one click, right?
Alisa: She's right, you know.
Lucy: *is busy talking with a soldier* I haven't seen Sweet or Aleks in three hours. Are you sure they didn't leave the planet?
Soldier: General, we've searched around the world and in space, but we still can't find them.
Lee: You command your own troops?
Nina: Yep. Sweet showed me her troops when I visited and she commands about seventeen troops.
Lars: That's pretty cool, Lucy.
Lucy: Yeah, but sometimes it can be a bother.
Soldier: General, we just received news that we found the hosts.
Jun: Where?
Kazumi: *is busy playing Monopoly with Miyuki and Catherine* They might have gone to another planet, but I'm not entirely sure.
*Asuka, Lili and Hwoarang walks through the doors*
Asuka: Hey, is this the Tekken Talk Show?
Lili: It does seem like it, Asuka.
Hwoarang: Tch. This just wasted my time.
Asuka: *hugs him* Don't worry, babe. I'll at least be here with you.
Jin: Great, not you three again.
Asuka: *pulls away from Hwoarang* You brat! *tackles Jin*
Jin: This woman is trying to assault me!
Lucy: What kind of assault though? *smirks*
Jin: Hell no! That's just downright disgusting!
Asuka: *gets up from the ground and walks towards Jun* Hey, Auntie Jun! *hugs Jun*
Jun: *hugs her back* Hello, Asuka.
Lili: Does anyone here know where the hosts are?
Lucy: They've gone missing. My name's Lucy and I'm the host's OC, which means I might have to get you three to sign these papers. *gives the three a few papers and some pens*
Asuka, Lili and Hwoarang: Sure. *all of them go to a table and start signing*
Xiaoyu: We're getting three new people?
Shin: Seems like it.
Dragunov: *walks towards Lucy and gives her a card*
Lucy: Are you kidding me?!
Catherine: What?
Jun: I'll explain the basic things to the newcomers, Lucy. *walks towards the three*
Lars: Please tell me the hosts have been found.
Julia: It's been quite a while.
Lucy: They have been found, but they're in a different timeline.
The entire cast: *facepalms*
Lucy: You know what? Let's just start the show.
*Somewhere in the timeline*
Sweet: Dude! This was the best idea ever!
Aleks: I know right?!
GPS: Turn left when it is safe to do so.
Aleks: *makes a sharp turn left*
Sweet: Dude, we're in the 1600's!
Aleks: Awesome. *keeps driving and summons a portal*
GPS: In two kilometers, turn right.
*The dynamic duo appear in the 1400's*
Sweet: I need to get out. I'm gonna hurl. *steps out and pukes*
Aleks: That's nasty, bruh!
Sweet: I know. *her phone starts ringing* Hello? Oh sh*t! The show's about to start!
Aleks: *in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* Get in the car!
Sweet: *teleports inside* Pedal to the metal, private!
*back in the studio*
*A portal appears and the Delorean pops out*
Jin: And they're back.
Sweet: Holy f*ckbrgers! That was awesome! *walks out and faceplants on the floor*
Aleks: *steps out and kicks her head slightly* She's dead.
Nina: You guys have been gone for three hours, care to explain?
Aleks: We found car on eBay. Drove it around like idiots while listening to GPS. Time traveled like dorks. *points to Sweet* She died on the way.
Sweet: *voice is muffled by the floor* Dif not!
Aleks: Well, nearly.
Anna: She hurled on the way, didn't she?
Aleks: She did. Three times.
Sweet: *gets up* Dude! You were driving at 180 kilometers per hour and you picked the bumpy road!
Aleks: At least the police didn't catch us.
Sweet: True.
Lucy: We already started the show without you, Sweet.
Sweet: I can see that, you twit.
Lars: Someone's cranky.
Kazumi: And Miss Hinukajin has already introduced Asuka, Hwoarang and Lili while you were gone.
Xiaoyu: Which Hinukajin? There's three here today.
Alisa: She meant the oldest one, Xiao.
Xiaoyu: Oh, okay.
Shin: Did you two change history in any way?
Aleks and Sweet: *innocently look away* No...
Kazuya: You two are such terrible liars.
Sweet: Okay fine, we altered the French Revolution a bit and made sure Marie Antoinette didn't lose her head! Instead, we put the person who caused the entire bloodbath in the guillotine! Aleks also decided to knock out Hitler during a speech in World War Two. *snickers*
Aleks: I couldn't help it!
Sweet: By the way, we went to the future and made sure Jin proposed to Lucy!
Lucy and Jin: SERIOUSLY?!
Sweet: I'm just kidding! It won't happen...yet.
Lars: Why in the world did you punch Hitler in the face?
Sweet: Cause he had nothing else to do.
Aleks: Hey! Says the one who dropkicked Donald Trump when he was a teen!
Sweet: That's because he's a menace!
Aleks: Let's also not forget you were the one who "accidentally" made us watch something we weren't supposed to!
Sweet: *pales and shudders* That was totally your fault.
Lucy: What happened?
*Aleks whispers what happened and her face pales*
The entire cast: What did she do?
Aleks: See Jin? *grabs him and points towards him*
Jin: What did I do now?
The entire cast: Yeah. So what?
Lucy: *gulps nervously* H-How w-was he c-created? *runs to the bathroom and presumably pukes*
The entire cast: *stares at the three with horror and disgust plastered on their faces*
Asuka: *runs to the trash and pukes*
Lili: *faints*
Kazumi and Jun: *cringes*
Jin: *dies of disgust and horror*
Dragunov: *sarcastically claps while shuddering on the inside*
Sweet: I just had a thought and Aleks decided to turn this device on that he installed in the car that allows the event that the person was wondering about to see it! *sprints to the nearest trash can and pukes*
Aleks: Worst idea on Earth.
Lars: What the hell made you think of that? *grabs a nearby trash can and pukes in it*
Sweet: Welcome to my sick and twisted mind.
Jin: Send her to an asylum!
Lucy: We did that. She was kicked out after a day.
Sweet: And how was I supposed to know that we weren't allowed to sing "ring around the rosy" joyfully while passing death notes to the other people?
The entire cast: *stares at her with shocked exressions*
Dragunov: *facepalms*
Kazumi: Did she actually do that?
Catherine: Even the security camera recorded it.
Sweet: You also didn't remind me not to stare at the security camera while I wore black eye contacts during the night.
Nina: That's just creepy.
Aleks: That's what I told you.
Sweet: Says the one who got kicked out of 666 asylums!
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Aleks: They said I was too much for them to handle. *grins*
Julia: I don't think you should be grinning at all.
Lee: Wait a minute! So, the hosts of this how are basically psychopaths?!
Kazuya: Seems like it.
Sweet and Aleks: We're not that messed up in the head!
Lars: You guys blew up a part of Antarctica and nearly started World War Three!
Sweet: That was Aleks!
Lucy: You wanted to watch how Jin was created!
Sweet: That wasn't me! It was my messed up head!
Jin: It's still your head!
Anna: Exactly!
Sweet: But, it was Aleks's device!
Aleks: It was your idea!
Kazumi: *whacks both their heads* It was both your fault in the end.
Aleks: I think I'm seeing stars! *falls to the ground* Oh look! A potato!
*THUD!*
Lucy: I don't think he's that heavy...
Sweet: Cause he isn't. *starts taking out all the weapons hidden in his jacket and places them near Dragunov*
Xiaoyu: That's a lot of explosives.
Shin: I think he robbed a military. *inspects a grenade and carefully puts it down*
Sweet: He didn't. Trust me. Dragunov, hide these for the entire episode.
Dragunov: *nods and picks it all up*
Catherine and Lucy: (Thought: At least she doesn't know where we hide our weapons...)
Sweet: *to both sisters* I know where they all are, you know.
Lucy and Catherine: How?!
Sweet: Me, Lars and Nina saw you carrying about three arsenals worth of guns, ammo, grenades, explosives and rocket launchers into the studio on the first day.
Lucy: Dammit.
*Catherine's phone rings and she answers the call*
Catherine: Lucy, we have to go. Some moron just stirred up some trouble in England.
Aleks: *instantly wakes up* CAN I HELP?!
Lucy: *groans* Again? That's the third time this month! *gets up from her chair* Fine, Aleks. You can help.
Aleks: WHOPEE! *cracks knuckles* Time to show why I joined the brotherhood!
Sweet: You joined the brotherhood?
Aleks: Ya, mate!
Lars: Where are you three going?
Lucy: England. *opens a door*
*The entire cast gets up and follows them into a gigantic arsenal*
Sweet: I knew it was here!
Jin: What the hell?! Where'd you get these guns?!
Lucy: We stole some from G Corporation, the Mishima Zaibatsu, asked Lee to manufacture some weapons for us and "borrowed" some from a few countries. *grabs a sniper and loads it onto her back*
Kazuya: How the hell did you get those weapons from G Corporation?!
Catherine: All your arsenals were poorly guarded and it was extremely easy to bribe all your soldiers. *grabs her "standard" loadouts*
Jin: HA! You're security's terrible!
Lucy: Dude, you had none. There wasn't even a single soldier guarding them! By the way, Nina helped.
Nina: It was fun breaking into the arsenal. *chuckles
Jin: What?!
Aleks: You had one job! I guard mine with four tanks, eight sentry guns, two destroyers, one aircraft carrier, one rabid dog and one Cerberus! Sometimes, the goddess of death helps.
Lucy and Catherine: Aleks, let's go! The chopper's here!
Aleks: *teleports inside the chopper* I WIN!
Catherine: *walks over to Miyuki* You be a good girl now, 'kay? Mommy just has to go somewhere.
Miyuki: Ok! Will you bring me back a souvenir, please mommy?
Catherine: *kisses the top of her head* Sure, I will! *teleports inside the chopper along with Lucy*
Sweet: *throws a device* Here! So you can watch the show!
Lucy: *catches it* Thanks! See ya guys!
Jin: Hope you never come back!
Lucy: *shoots his arm with a sniper and misses* I'll be back to finish you, you annoying prick!
Lars: Well that was aggressive.
Alisa: She is Sweet's OC.
Sweet: Hey!
Jun: Don't you need Aleks to co-host the show?
Aleks: *yells out from the helicopter* WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THAT?!
Sweet: *somehow lassos the copter's tail* BLASPHEMICAL BLASPHEMY!
The entire cast: *thought* Did she just lasso a freaking helicopter?
Sweet: GET DOWN HERE DAMMIT! *shakes the chopper with the lasso and Aleks falls out...then lands on his face on the granite*
*KA-THUD*
The entire cast: SWEET! YOU KILLED YOUR OWN CO-HOST!
Sweet: Calm your nerves, guys! He's still alive!
Aleks: *gets up* You ruined a great opportunity!
Lars: Dude, you nearly died!
Aleks: Pshaw. I only have a tiny scrape on my jaw! *points to a massive cut on his jaw to the cast*
Julia: That's not a scrape. IT'S A F*CKING CUT!
The entire cast: *slowly backs away*
Jin: I never expected Julia to use profanity.
Alisa: Me either.
Xiaoyu: She's kinda scary though.
Shin: That looks like it needs medical attention.
Kazuya: No sh*t, Sherlock.
Kazumi: SHUT YOUR TRAP THIS INSTANT!
*half of the cast falls over in fear as they witness history unfold in front of them*
Kazumi: *mutters* Now I'm glad I struck that deal with Akuma in Tekken 7...
Lars: Ouch.
Shin: And I thought Sweet's insults were damaging.
Sweet: *dives underneath a table* Nice lady is scary lady...
Alisa: Did she just turn into a three year old?
Jun: I think she did.
Aleks: *is busy hiding underneath the floor*
Th entire cast: *stares at Aleks as he hides*
Aleks: *in a semi-scared voice* I'm in my happy place...
Sweet: And you think I'm a three year old?!
Jin: I thought you already proved that.
Jun: You're in no position to speak, Jin!
Jin: How so?
Jun: When you were younger, you'd hide underneath a table or your bed when something loud, particularly a storm, could be heard near the house! Sometimes, you'd crawl into my bed and hide underneath the blankets until morning!
Jin: *shuts up immediately*
Sweet: *crawls out* Let's continue on with the show. Everyone back to your seats!
*everyone does that*
Xiaoyu: Where's Aleks?
Lili: *is busy looking at her nails* From what I heard, he went to the hospital after Miss Syrup made him land on the granite.
Sweet: Lili, call me Sweet like everyone else and it wasn't my fault he wasn't paying attention at all when he fell.
Asuka: I like this host!
Jin: Wait, before we start with the other questions, I'd like to ask Asuka a question.
Asuka: Shoot ahead.
Jin: How in the name of hell did you get Hwoarang as your *shudders* boyfriend?
Auka: That's simple! We met at the Iron Fist Tournament and we both were knocked out of the competition after our third fight. We watched the remaining fights together and he asked if I wanted to train with him and then that's that.
Xiaoyu: Aww! That's so sweet!
Jin: It's super cheesy though.
Lili: Hey! At least she got a boyfriend!
Sweet: *goes on Fanfiction's Tekken Archives* According to some romance stories, Asuka and Hwoarang are one of the most popular shippings used in stories.
Jun: Really? Let me see!
The other girls: Yeah they are!
Lars: Are there any other more popular ones?
Sweet: Let's see. We have Lars and Alisa (my personal favorite), Kazuya and Jun, Jin and Xiaoyu and a few more others.
Alisa: How come you ship Xiaoyu and Shin, instead of Jin and Xiaoyu?
Sweet: Well, you see. After I watched Blood Vengeance three times, I know I have a problem, I noticed a shipping grow between Xiao and Shin throughout the entire movie and I sort of know this is kind of an underdog shipping in the fanbase too. Also, Xiao deserves a caring man, not a cruel one like Jin.
Jin: Hey!
Sweet: Not to offend all the people who ship those two, but I sort of don't feel the chemistry between them. Some authors sort of change his personality to make him seem like a kind person underneath and I'm totally fine with that, but I prefer seeing Shin with Xiaoyu because she would sort of seem more happier with Shin. Also, Jin would be busy at the Zaibatsu for the whole day and he can't spend as much time with Xiaoyu. But, that's my opinion.
Kazumi: I may agree with that a little bit.
Asuka: How about you Jin? Do you have someone?
Jin: Hell no! I'd rather be spending my entire life alone!
Shin: Well, you have been flirting with Lucy a bit.
Jin: Am not!
Hwoarang: Sweet's OC? No way!
Lars: They may not flirt the normal way, but they flirt with violence and pride.
Nina: Just last episode, he kissed her.
Lili, Asuka and Hwoarang: No way!
Jin: That's because I wanted the whole ordeal to be over!
Alisa: But your face didn't agree with that.
Sweet: But, Jin, Lucy has a lot in common with you.
Jin: *sarcastically* Oh really?
Nina: She's actually right. Lucy does have a lot in common with you.
Jin: Prove it.
Sweet: Lucy lost her mother when she was born and her dad died way before he even got to see her.
The entire cast except Jin: That's awful.
Jun: You did lose me on your fifteenth birthday.
Jin: So what? She lost her parents when she was young. It's not really a big deal.
Nina: Careful of what you say about Lucy. That's only the beginning of her past.
Sweet: Lucy was born with magic, enhancements and some other things that she struggled to hide. Same goes for you and your Devil Gene.
Nina: Lucy also hates her entire family line except her mom, dad and grandmother.
Jin: That's just three things. Not a big deal.
Sweet: Actually, if you want the entire story go ask Lucy herself...that is if you don't die in the process.
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Sweet: Look, Lucy isn't the happiest person around when it comes to discussing her past. Not even kidding. I asked her a question about her mom one time and I nearly got cut in half because of one simple question.
The entire cast: Do it!
Jin: You want me to ask her?!
Nina: Yeah!
Lars: It'll do you good. (Thought: It'll also get rid of you for good!)
Shin: Come on! It won't be that bad!
Anna: You'll probably get a friend...for the meantime.
Jin: But, there's a chance of me dying!
The entire cast: So?
Jin: It's complete suicide!
Jun: But, there's a fifty percent chance of you living.
Sweet: Actually...it's twenty-five percent.
Jun: Make that twenty-five then.
Alisa: *whispers to Jin* If you do it and make it out alive, I'll steal all the G Corporation's plan for the war.
Jin: Deal!
Sweet: He really wants to win the war, doesn't he?
Nina: Big time.
Sweet: Back to questions!
The entire cast: *groans*
Sweet: Or would you rather watch a ten hour long video of paint drying on a wall?!
The entire cast: HELL NO!
Sweet: Then sit down and answer questions like good little kids!
*they all do that*
Sweet: Okay then. First question is for Jun from BlitzRick3.
Jun: Go ahead.
Sweet: Did Kazuya ever pay child support when Jin was younger?
Jun: Sadly, no.
Kazuya: Why would I need to support a brat like him? I mean there's no point!
Jin: Hey!
Jun: *sighs* When Jin was young, I never heard from Kazuya again after he was born and I raised him for the next fifteen years by myself without the need of child support.
Lars: And I thought my dad was worse.
Kazuya: We're brothers, dipsh*t. We have the same father.
Lars: Why you, bastard! *tackles him and starts punching his face*
Sweet: *jumps in and gets punched in the face*
Lars and Kazuya: Oh sh*t. *both stop fighting and stand up*
Sweet: *turns to them with a terrifying smile on her face* Which one of you two bastards punched my face?
Lars: *points to Kazuya* Him!
Kazuya: Hell no! You're not pinning the blame on me!
Sweet: Too late! In the Torture Room you go! Dragunov!
Dragunov: *throws him in*
Anna: He deserved it.
Lars: It was actually me who punched you, but I didn't wanna go in there. Sorry.
Sweet: I already knew it was you. I just wanted to throw him in there.
Hwoarang: Is she always this cruel?
The entire cast: Yes.
Xiaoyu: No, it all depends on how we act.
Sweet: That's true. Next questions is for Alisa from BlitzRick3 again.
Alisa: I'll give you the best answer I've got.
Sweet: You do realize you and Lars will never have child right? You're a robot.
Alisa: Yes, I am aware of that fact, but there are two options we have.
Lili: What kind of options?
Lars: The first one is adoption. The second one is turning Alisa into a human via soul transfer.
Kazumi: How will you transfer her soul? This may sound a bit rude, but she's a robot and they don't have souls.
Sweet: That's easy! I gave her one!
Alisa: She actually did.
Lars: We've been discussing for a few months if she should transfer her soul into a human body and we haven't come to a decision yet, but we're leaning on the decision that she should.
Jun: I think she should.
Kazumi: She definitely should. It would be wonderful if she and Lars started a family together. Plus, their child would look so adorable!
Sweet: Just give me and Aleks a call if you're ready.
Alisa: All right.
*Julia and Aleks enter through the doors*
Lee: Back from the hospital, I see?
Julia: *mutters angrily* Remind me to bring powerful sedatives the next time we have to go to a hospital. *takes a seat*
Xiaoyu: What happened?
Julia: Aleks threw a gigantic tantrum when he saw the doctor come back in the room with a needle and spasmed during the entire time he was getting stitches! Let's not forget you punched the doctor when he nearly finished with the stitches!
Aleks: I HATE NEEDLES!
Asuka: He was awake during the entire operation?!
Julia: He was because he knocked the needle out of the doctor's hand in the operating room and they couldn't find it!
Aleks: *dramatically* Real men don't need sedatives!
Nina: Wow.
Sweet: Back to the questions. Our last question from BlitzRick3 is for Lars.
Lars: Shoot.
Sweet: Is it true that you were once a ninja?
Lars: Dammit! How'd they figure it out?! Anyways, I was a ninja for a while but then I got bored of it since I can't be quiet for more than three minutes and I prefer guns than ninja stars.
Alisa: Lars does use his skills in stealth to wrap his arm around my waist or to hide my things to get my attention, but the best thing he ever does with stealth is when I don't know he's behind me and hugs me from behind. *giggles*
The audience: Awww!
Lars: That's the only thing I like about stealth. *smiles*
Lili: That's so cute!
Asuka: I find that really adorable. But, that seems impossible since you'll feel his arms brush against your back.
Hwoarang: *snakes his arm around Asuka's waist* It's not that hard.
Sweet: Almost forgot. Dragunov, bring him out.
Dragunov: *goes in and retrieves a petrified Kazuya from the depths of hell*
Sweet: This is what happens when you don't behave like good little children, okay everyone? *smiles*
The entire cast: Y-Yes, ma'am.
Lee: Why is she so terrifying?
Shin: Maybe she was born like that...
Sweet: Next questions are from my friend, CarolinaBP!
Kazuya: Great. Not her again.
Kazumi: YOU BE NICE FOR ONE GODDAMN MOMENT IN YOUR SAD, YET MISERABLE LIFE AND RESPECT THE FELLOW AUTHOR LIKE YOU WOULD WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER!
The entire cast: *cower in fear*
Sweet: Well then. Our first question is for Lei Wulong, but we might need to contact him with a phone.
Aleks: *mutters* 'You used to call me on my cell phone...'
Nina: *claps sarcastically*
Lars: That lyric is so much fun to use.
Sweet: Anyways, on with the show! *contacts Lei on a holographic screen and waits for him to pick up*
Lei: Hello?
Sweet: Hey, Lei! It's your friend, Sweet, here with the Tekken Talk Show!
The audience: *cheers loudly*
Lei: Hey guys!
Sweet: An author has a question to ask you.
Lei: Shoot ahead.
Akes: *snatches the card* Have you ever had any feelings for Jun?
Lei: Yes, I did for a little while but then they faded away.
Jun: Really?
Lei: But, I ended up getting a wife three years ago and we have two kids now.
Lars: Congrats on the new family.
Lei: Thanks everyone. I gotta go now, rumours of riots starting here in Hong Kong are spiralling out of control and I have to go and manage them.
The entire cast: Bye!
Lei: See ya!
*the screen turns black and disappears*
Aleks: Almost forgot one last question, moron. *points to a question on the card*
Sweet: Oh shut up! Then you read it, smartass!
Aleks: Julia, how are you adopted when you look exactly like your mother?
Julia: I don't know honestly. I mean it might be something about genetics or luck, but I don't know how to explain that.
Sweet: Good answer. That's all the questions we have for today and we still have thirty minutes left. What do you guys wanna do?
Lars: Probably clear the area.
The entire cast: Why?
Lars: Cause Lucy and Catherine's chopper just arrived.
*Lucy and Catherine crash through the roof and land on their feet*
Lucy: I'm back!
Sweet: YOU MORON! WHY WON'T YOU USE THE F*CKING DOORS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?!
Catherine: Get mad at Lucy, not me. It was her idea to crash through the roof and drive you insane.
Sweet: You're paying the damage with your money.
Lucy: Fine. Anyways, what are you all doing?
Xiaoyu: Trying to think of ways to pass the time.
Catherine: Tug of war?
The entire cast: Naw.
Aleks: Some of us have supernatural strength.
*the entire cast looks at Lucy and Catherine*
Lars: Football?
Sweet: No. Some of us will be destroyed.
Lucy: Arrow roulette?
The entire cast: Hell yeah!
Lee: Isn't that the game from the movie Grown Ups?
Lili: Yes.
Asuka: That movie was awesome.
Catherine: I've got a bow and arrow!
Sweet: Everyone go outside and get in a circle!
*everyone does that*
Sweet: *to the cameraman* You're still filming this, right?
Cameraman: Yep.
Sweet: Catherine, you're shooting the arrows.
Catherine: Hell yes!
Sweet: Everyone knows the rules?
The entire cast: Yeah!
Sweet: Alright! You're out if you fall down and last one left standing is the winner! Ready? GO!
Catherine: *shoots thirty-two arrows*
Lars: Where are the arrows?!
Catherine: I don't know! I lost them in the sky!
Asuka: SH*T! It's going to be like that scene in the movie!
Aleks: RUN!
*Everyone runs around like frantic chickens*
Lars: SH*T! *trips and falls down while an arrow lands near him*
Asuka: NO! *trips*
Lee, Anna, Nina and Shin: *all lose balance and land on top of another*
Nina: Who lost their balance?!
Lee: The one obviously on the bottom of the pile!
Alisa: *trips on Lars* Ow!
Sweet: *accidentally runs into a concrete wall*
Kazuya: *runs into a moving car*
Jin: There's no way in hell I'm dying here! *accidentally runs into a pillar of quartz while an arrow lands near him*
Lili: *trips as well and nearly gets hit with an arrow*
Hwoarang: *falls onto Asuka* Sorry!
Asuka: *weakly* I-I'm f-fine...
Lucy: I'm gonna win! *runs into the same wall as Sweet*
Kazumi and Jun: I'm not even going to bother. *goes back inside*
Julia and Juwie: *trips on a crack in the road* Ow!
Xiaoyu: Look out! *crashes onto the doggy pile*
*fourteen arrows land around the pile of people*
Catherine: *runs into a streetlight at full speed*
Aleks: HAHAHAHAHA! I BEAT ALL YOU PANSIES! *gets hit with one arrow on each foot, two on each shoulder and eleven on his head*
The entire cast: ALEKS!
Sweet: *in a pained voice* Back...to the hospital...you go...*peels off the wall slowly*
Julia: Let's go, Aleks.
Aleks: NOOOOOOOO!
Sweet: *gets up* Well then. That's the end of this episode, everyone!
The entire cast: Finally!
Sweet: See ya next time!
The entire cast: Bye!
*Backstage*
Sweet: I think I broke my face.
Lucy: No duh! You ran into a wall!
Sweet: So did you!
Jun: Do I need to call an ambulance?
The entire cast: No. We're fine.
Lee: How was Aleks not freaking out when he was hit by fifteen arrows?!
Shin: Beats me. That guy is tough as heck.
Xiaoyu: That was probably the most scariest game I've ever played.
Lars: Especially when we lost the arrows. *looks at Catherine*
Catherine: Hey! I don't have absurdly amazing vision!
Jin: Well, you could've put blinking lights on them!
Catherine: And how would you place lights on a f*cking arrow?!
Nina: *whispers to Sweet* Doesn't Catherine know how to dislodge a limb?
Sweet: Yes, she does.
Lucy: Hey! Quit picking on my sister!
Jin: Oh yeah? Make me!
Alisa: He's dead.
Lucy: *grabs him in a headlock and presses a dagger against his throat* Choose your words wisely next time or you'll never see another sunrise again in your pathetic life!
Sweet: She grows up so fast...*wipes away a tear*