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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 6
*Inside the studio*
*Five minutes till showtime*
Sweet: *to Aleks* Soo, we better start thinking about our upcoming Christmas Party.
Aleks: But...Christmas is so far awaaay!
Sweet: It's three days away, idiot! *sighs* We have to start planning because by the time the anniversary rolls around, more than fifty people will be here in the studio running around like deranged lunatics!
*boom!*
Sweet: What the hell was that?!
*the two hosts go outside and spot Lucy sitting on a pedestal*
Sweet: What are you doing on a pedestal?
Lucy: *shrugs* Jin put me up here and said I was a prize. By the way, can you guys carry me to the spare room?
Aleks: Why?
Lucy: You'll find out.
Sweet: Where is everyone?
Lucy: Go into the spare room on the left. You'll find your answer.
*Sweet and Aleks follow her directions while carrying the pedestal
Sweet: *opens the door* There's a volleyball match going on today?!
Lars: *using an announcer's voice* The last set's almost over, everyone! Jin's holding a strong lead of twenty-four to fifteen!
Lee: *also using an announcer's voice* Claudio needs to make an epic comeback if he wants to win this set and break Jin's mach-speed serve!
*Sweet and Aleks sit down on the bleachers beside everyone*
Sweet: So, why did you guys host a game without telling us?
Asuka: Actually, Jin challenged Claudio. After Jin caught Claudio flirting with Lucy, he kinda got jealous and put Lucy on the pedestal before challenging him to a game of volleyball.
Jin: *serves the ball with a powerful hit*
Alisa: I hope Claudio wins.
*the two talley back and fourth before Jin spikes the ball and scores a point*
Jin: Ha! Take that you little sh*t!
Claudio: *shoots him with an arrow* Unpleasant brat!
Kazuya: *rolls his eyes* No need to point that out.
The entire cast: *snickers*
Jin: See? I can beat you in anything.
Claudio: *smirks* How about archery?
Jin: Fine by me.
Sweet: Guys! What are you doing?
Asuka: Trying to see who's good enough for her! *points to Lucy*
Shin: Someone's gettin' jealous!
Alisa: Cause they stole his thunder!
Lars: *tries to hide his laughter*
Jin: I am not!
Sweet: Anyways, back to the main lobby everyone! *pushes everyone out the door and into the lobby*
Nina: So, anyone new joining?
Aleks: The new characters from Tekken 7 are. However, only Claudio arrived in the mail today.
The entire cast: He was mailed here?!
Claudio: It is I, Claudio Serafino! The sexiest man on Earth!
Jin: Pfft. Give me a break.
Claudio: *tosses his hair* You're just envious of my heart-stopping looks.
Jin: That's it you little...
Lucy: *walks inside the room with a frown on her face* Why don't the viewers want to ask me questions?
Sweet: *sweatdrops* Lucy, none of them know about your origins, which means they don't know anything about you.
Claudio: I have a question.
Lucy: Yes?
Claudio: *smiles and shows her a piece of paper* Is this combination correct?
Lucy: *looks at him in confusion* Why?
Claudio: *grins* Cause I wanna unlock your heart.
The entire cast: *does a spit take* Claudio!
Jin: Really?! You wanna see who has the best pick-up lines now?!
Lars: He's only been here for not even ten minutes and already he's flirting like there's no tomorrow.
Asuka: *to Jin* You can't even get a date!
Jin: But, I have some pretty good pick-up lines up my sleeve.
Asuka: None of which you used to get a girl...
Sweet: *to Jun* See? They're already acting like siblings!
Jun: Indeed.
Nina: True.
Jin: I swear my pick-up lines are far more romantic than Claudio's.
Sweet: Can we save this for later? It's showtime!
*opening theme plays*
*cameras turn to us*
Sweet: Hello everybody! Welcome back to the sixth episode of the Tekken Talk Show!
The audience: *claps and whistles*
Aleks: We have a new character joining the roster and his name is Claudio Serafino!
Claudio: *waves at the camera* Hello there.
The female audience members: *squeal in delight*
Sweet: We have quite a few questions today, along with a dare so let's get right to it!
Jin: *is sitting on the right side of Lucy* (Thought: This one's gotta be better than Claudio's.)
Claudio: *whispers to Jin* Couldn't think of a way to stop me from stealing Lucy?
Aleks: Today, Claudio and Jin are competing to see who has the best pick-up lines! Let's see what Jin has up his sleeve.
Jin: *to Claudio* Just watch me. *taps Lucy's shoulder*
Lucy: Yes?
Jin: *whispers something into her ear*
Lucy: *falls over while covering her face*
Sweet: *sweatdrops* Are you trying to change the rating of this show by telling her that pickup-line?
Jin: You heard me?!
Sweet: I'm literally sitting right beside you.
Jin: *sighs*
Sweet: Also, we have one huge announcement!
Catherine: Lucy's pregnant and Jin's the father?!
Jun: *stands up* Really?!
Lucy: *smacks the back of her sister's head* F*ck no!
Jun: *sits back down* Oh...
Catherine: It could be true though...
Sweet: The Tekken Talk Show will be turning a year old on December 22nd and we'll be taking my personal cruise to Hawaii to celebrate!
The entire cast: Nice!
Aleks: And to thank our fans and viewers, we have mailed two plane tickets to each viewer so they can have a two week get away in the Bahamas! Violet Systems has also generously paid your accommodation in a wonderful resort so you don't have to worry about spending so much!
The audience: *cheer loudly*
Sweet: So be ready to pack your bags everyone! We're leaving after the episode!
The entire cast: Hell yeah!
Aleks: Onto our questions!
Sweet: First few questions are from Gamemaster078!
Nina: Isn't that the reader who...
Sweet: Yes. This is the reader who made everyone have nightmares for weeks.
The entire cast: *narrow their eyes angrily*
Sweet: Anyways, let's see what questions they have for us! *opens the envelope* Is Devil Jin seperated from Jin's body? And are we gonna see Devil Kazuya too?
Jin: NO!
Shin: That was aggressive...
Alisa: *to Jin* You do know that you don't get to decide, right?
Sweet: *turns to the camera* Yes. I separated Devil Jin from Jin's body and I separated them both because Aleks brought up the subject that if Devil Jin got a question, Jin would have to transform into him and revert back countless times, so we just separated the two to save time and any pain Jin will have.
Jin: Activating the Gene does give me painful headaches.
Aleks: Also, Sweet watched the prologue for Scenario Campaign so much that she grew irritated of Jin's complaints of having the Devil Gene. She also threw a bucket of popcorn at the TV screen and threw a hissyfit.
Lucy: Let's not forget that you separated them both because you didn't want anyone to make him transform against his will.
*the entire studio narrows their eyes at Heihachi and Kazuya*
Sweet: My answer for the second question is, probably.
Jin: No!
Sweet: Calm down. Geez. *clears her throat* Next question! Heihachi, why did you throw their favorite Tekken characters (Kazuya and Jin) from high places?
Heihachi: Those pests became too annoying for my liking and I knew fighting wouldn't shut them up. For Kazuya, he was just a disgrace to the Mishima name and throwing him off the volcano was a test to see if he truly was worthy of the Mishima name. Jin, however, was just plain annoying.
Sweet: I agree with his second point.
Jin: Hey!
Kazumi: YOU THREW YOUR OWN SON OFF A CLIFF AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE?!
Lars: *sighs* Faith in humanity lost...
Heihachi: Both of them lived anyways. What's the big deal?
Kazuya: I DIED YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE!
Kazumi: THAT'S IT! GET HIM! *watches as her tiger lunges at Heihachi*
Aleks: Break it up! Save that for later!
Nina: That was the most aggressive thing to happen on the show yet.
Sweet: Last question from the reader, do you guys know memes? If yes, which one is your favourite?
The teenaged cast: Yes!
Shin: Mine would have to be the Evil Kermit one.
Everyone else: The Joe Biden and Barack Obama one.
Sweet: I like any kind of meme actually.
Aleks: I am the meme king!
Sweet: As if! *clears her throat* Anyways, onto the next question!
Aleks: *glares at her*
Sweet: Kazumi, you have a question from Blak jack.
Kazumi: Yay!
Sweet: Since you are resurrected and stuff, what do you do nowadays?
Kazumi: Well, I volunteer at a local children's hospital and sometimes help out at animal shelters. Just last week, one of the patients at the hospital made me a homemade Christmas card!
Alisa: Aww! The children must really love you!
Sweet: That's so awesome Kazumi! Alright, our next question is from Sack Moonyham!
Aleks: *snatches the card* What was Heihachi's reaction when he learned that his young wife was resurrected? And now that Kazumi is alive, what will she do now?
Heihachi and Kazumi: *have an aura of impending doom surround them* End this once and for all.
Lars: *sweatdrops* Such a morbidly honest answer...
Sweet: Indeed. *snatches the cards back from Aleks* Anyways, Jin you have a question from Awesomeness.
Jin: What is it?
Sweet: Does Jin have a chance to finish his education even though he is in his 20's already?
Jin: Yes, I have thought about finishing my education. However, I can't return back to school unless those two are dead. *points to Kazuya and Heihachi* Maybe her as well. *gestures to Lucy*
Lucy: I'll rip your head off you little...
Claudio: *puts an arm around her shoulder* Don't worry, Lucy. He's just jealous cause he can't have a stunning woman like you. *kisses her hand*
Lucy: *blushes*
Catherine: Marry him already!
Jin: *glares at Claudio* Why you...
Sweet: *chuckles* Watching those two bicker is really amusing.
Shin: *elbows Jin* See? Told you being cold-hearted would be bad for your love life.
Jin: *mutters* Not now...
Aleks: *reads the next question on the card* Ranger Co's question is, So what now for Kazumi...? Do she goes back into being a normal housewife for Heihachi...? Or beat the guy first into a pulp then live life as normal..?
Kazumi: I'll go with the second option.
Lee: Ouch.
Nina: But when you think of what he's done, it's I guess a little bit fair if she beats the sh*t out of him.
The entire cast: Good point.
Sweet: Jin, you got a question from Guest201.
Jin: Let's get this over with.
Sweet: Since in the canon story... You apparently destroyed azazel and sacrificed yourself and stuff. So that means you're not the CEO of Mishima zaibatsu anymore...what do you do for living now...?
Jin: You'll actually be surprised to know what my job is.
Asuka: *widens her eyes* Don't tell me you're a...
The entire cast: Are you serious?!
Jin: No! Hell no! I'm not one of those people!
Jun: Then what's your job?
Jin: I'm a teacher.
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Jin: I'm currently a teacher for a local elementary school and have been assigned to teach grade one.
Lars: How does that even work?!
Nina: First of all, you hate kids!
Shin: *mutters* Not if they're his and Lucy's...
Lucy: *looks at him* What did you say?
Shin: Nothing...
Lucy: *narrows her eyes at him*
Catherine: *nudges Lucy* See? Your job ain't that bad.
Lucy: Which one? The full time one? Or the part-time one?
Catherine: Definitely the part-time one.
Anna: What are your jobs, Catherine?
Catherine: We are full-time hitmen and mercenaries.
Th entire cast: No surprise there.
Jin: Would you be willing enough to work for the Zaibatsu?
Nina: *sighs* Really?
Claudio: Or, would you be willing enough to be employed by me?
Sweet: I sense an office romance!
Catherine: I won't accept deals less than five thousand.
Lucy: *tosses her hair to the side* Expect mine to be more than six thousand.
Claudio: *tilts Lucy's chin up* I'd be willing to pay you in another way...
Lars: *to Sweet* So, who will be allowed to date Lucy?
Sweet: Not sure...yet
Aleks: *snatches the cards from Sweet*
Sweet: Will you stop taking the cards?!
Aleks: *clears his throat* It's time for the dares!
The entire cast: HELL YEAH!
Nina: Do we have to watch anything that'll scar our memories?
Sweet: Nope!
The entire cast: *exhale in relief*
Aleks: As an apology for what happened last episode, Gamemaster078 sent us multiple PS1 consoles and a disc of Tekken 3 with every character unlocked! We'll do a standard tournament and see who wins! After the finals, the winner gets to choose a group or one individual and give them a task.
The entire cast: Yes!
Sweet: Let's do this!
*an hour later, Lars and Annalise are facing off in the finals*
Sweet: I've never been this anxious since I watched the season finale for Yuri On Ice.
*two rounds later*
Lars: I WIN! Even though I didn't exist in this game, I won!
Annalise: That was fun. *gives him a high five*
Sweet: Who do you choose Lars?
Lars: *smirks* I want Jin, Lucy, Aleks, and Sweet to stay in the Torture Room for five minutes.
Those four: WHAT?!
Jin: WHAT THE FLYING F*CK DID I DO?!
Lucy: I'M INNOCENT!
Lars: Go on. *opens the door and pushes them in*
Sweet: WHY ME?!
*five minutes later*
Sweet: *drags the remaining three out with a bored face* Oh yeah I forgot to mention something. I'm immune to the Torture Room.
Lars: *shrugs* Oh well.
Sweet: Next up! We all have to react to Shelter by Porter Robinson and Madeon. Let's set the projector up!
*a few minutes later*
Jin: Dammit! Why do we have to keep watching sad videos?! They're bad for my nonexistent heart!
Aleks: I'm bringing Rin back!
Sweet: Stop interfering with other dimensions!
Lucy: I do have emotions...
Annalise: *wipes her tears* I finally cried after ten years.
Asuka: Damn...
Sweet: Asuka, Lili. You guys have to react to One Direction's One Thing and I hope you don't destroy anything while you react.
Lili: Certainly!
Asuka: Pfft. Whatever.
*the two sit down in a room and begin to watch*
*two minutes later*
Lili: *screams* Asuka?!
Asuka: *steps out of the room with a look of grim satisfaction on her face*
Lili: *follows her* What were you thinking?!
Sweet: *sighs* What did she do now?
Lili: She punched the screen about halfway into the video!
Jin: That's my sibling!
Sweet: No surprise there...
Asuka: It was too cheesy for my liking...
Aleks: It says here that they want Miguel, Zafina, Miharu, Eddy, Christie, and Paul in the show.
Sweet: They're here. But, they want to remain in the background for now.
Those six: *wave to the cameras* Hi!
Sweet: Grab your bags everyone! Time to board the motherf*cking boat!
The entire cast: F*CK YEAH!
*everyone drives to the dock*
Sweet: Is everyone here?
The entire cast and production crew: Yes.
Sweet: I have some rules for my boat though.
The entire cast: Ughhhhh.
Sweet: Let's just head back then...
The entire cast: No!
Sweet: First rule, nobody can try to sink the boat during the trip. I'm looking at you Aleks.
Aleks: What?
Sweet: Second rule, nobody can shove anyone overboard...except me.
Jin: No fair!
Sweet: I'll just shove you overboard then!
Jin: *shuts up*
Sweet: Third rule, nobody can go into the captain's quarters! Fourth rule, keep the boat safe for everyone. Failing to abide by the rules results in you spending the entire trip in the containment cell. Are we clear on that?
The entire cast: Yes ma'am.
Sweet: LET'S GO TO HAWAII EVERYBODY!
The entire cast: Yeah! *all board the boat eagerly*
Sweet: *plays Rascal Flatts's 'A Strange Way To Save The World'* See ya next time everybody! Happy holidays!
*the boat starts to set sail*
The entire cast: Bye! Read and review please!
*On the deck*
Sweet: *is lounging happily*
Aleks: Do you think having the cast on your boat's gonna be a good thing?
Sweet: What's the worst that could happen?
*something goes 'thud' and the cast's arguing voices echo across the boat*
Aleks: *looks at her*
Sweet: *sits up and takes off her sunglasses then sighs* I should really know when to shut up.