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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 7
*On the deck*
*Five minutes until showtime*
Sweet: Holy sh*t! That was one epic anniversary party!
Aleks: You nearly fell overboard!
Sweet: Pfft! You tried to sink the boat with a rubber duck!
Aleks: *points at her* You drank the punch in one go!
Sweet: *folds her arms against her chest* You started dancing on the flag pole!
Aleks: T-Touché.
Lars: Lucy really let herself go too.
Anna: She nearly cut us in half!
Nina: Not to mention, she was drunk-flirting with Jin the entire time.
Lee: The funny thing about it was that he was flirting back too.
Katarina: So was Claudio.
Frenzydog: Sweet! The Hinukajin sisters' surprise is here!
Sweet: Nice! This present will surely brighten their lives a lot!
Lee: What is the surprise?
Sweet: You'll see. It's something that means the world to them.
*a scream echoes throughout the entire boat*
Frenzydog: What was that?!
Aleks: Judging by that scream, that would be Lucy.
Catherine: *walks onto the deck while laughing uncontrollably*
Annalise: *to Catherine* Did you do that?!
Catherine: No! I saw them both walk to the same room last night!
Annalise: You could've stopped them!
Shin: What did you do now?
*Lucy stomps up the stairs and onto the deck with Jin following behind her*
Lucy: WHAT THE FLYING F*CK WAS I DOING ON YOUR BED?!
The entire cast: *are trying to muffle their laughter*
Sweet: (thought: Don't interfere. Don't interfere.)
Jin: I was going to ask the same thing!
Miyuki: *to Catherine* Mommy? Is Auntie Lucy always this cranky?
Catherine: I'm not sure, dear. Never made her this mad.
Lars: *to Lucy* Why in the world were you in his room in the first place?
Sweet: *looks away innocently* Someone's gettin' frisky...
Lucy: *looks at her* I swear I'm gonna shoot you.
Aleks: Oh! I let him carry you to your room! Guess he forgot where it was! *smiles apologetically*
Lucy: THE F*CK?!
Lee: You two seemed to have enjoy yourselves a lot last night.
Asuka: *flips through her phone* You got that right! Everyone got pictures of you two having a dance-off, leading a conga line, handing out presents, and best of all...kissing under a mistletoe. *shows them the picture*
Jin and Lucy: *stare in horror*
Frenzydog: Also, Sweet posted it on the show's Instagram account!
**We don't have an Instagram account in real life. Sorry!**
Lucy: *falls to the ground while making incomprehensible sounds*
*opening theme plays*
*cameras turn to us*
Sweet: Welcome to the Tekken Talk Show's Christmas Special! We don't have much questions today and it's Christmas so we'll just celebrate!
The audience: *cheers loudly*
Aleks: We also have surprises planned along the episode as we celebrate this amazing holiday! Also, meet our new team member, Frenzydog!
Frenzydog: *waves to the camera* Hi!
Nina: *to Sweet and Aleks* Are the surprises going to kill us?
Sweet: No.
Jin: I don't trust them...
Catherine: *sweatdrops* Nobody does...
Lucy: *sighs sadly* (Thought: And another lonely Christmas for me again...)
Lars: What's up with Lucy?
Xiaoyu: Yeah. She's not her usual loud self.
Alisa: Is it something we said?
Lucy: *looks up* No, guys. It's probably the hangover kicking in.
Lee: Are you sure?
Anna: Normally, an insult would've been said by now from you.
Lucy: *looks down* Guess I'm really not in the mood today...
Kazumi: Was it my son?
Aleks: Always pin the blame on Kazuya!
Sweet: *smacks the back of his head* I blame you for everything.
Lucy: *shows everyone a pained smile* No. It's nothing really. *turns to Sweet* Sweet just continue.
Aleks: Okay. Anyways, we decided to welcome everyone's parents in for the day!
Catherine: *eyes grow wide* Oh sh*t... *looks at her older sister*
Lucy: *grips her chair tightly as the word 'parents' echoes in the room* No...
The entire cast: Lucy?
Lucy: *sighs and then leaves the deck*
Sweet: *is hitting her head against the wall* Why did I say that?! I'm so stupid!
Aleks: And here you see the wild host enter panic mode.
Shin: *pretends to hold a mic* And here you see the wild co-host being utterly useless...
Alisa: And here you see the herd of insane cast members lose their minds once again...
Frenzydog: *whispers to Nina* Is it always this insane?
Nina: Yep. Each and every episode.
Jin: *looks worried* Is she okay?
Lars: *looks at Jin with a confused expression* Since when were you concerned about her well-being?
Jin: *looks away in embarrassment* Am I not allowed to be?
Lars: *snickering to himself* If you weren't so fast to deny things, I'd say you like her.
Jin: Do not!
Lars: Bingo.
Nina: Was it something the hosts said?
Sweet: ALEKS YOU PIECE OF SH*T! *smacks the back of his head*
Aleks: SWEET YOU PIECE OF SH*T! *smacks the back of her head*
Sweet: THIS MEANS WAR! *starts a fight with him*
*a fight cloud appears*
Frenzydog: Should I stop them? *gestures to Aleks and Sweet*
Shin: Nah.
Catherine: *gets up* I'll go after Lucy. *looks at the cast* Can someone grab my sister?
Dragunov: *goes inside the Torture Room and brings out Annalise*
Annalise: Is something the matter?
Shin: Your sister. She started crying.
Annalise: What's the date today?
Devil Jin: Christmas.
Annalise: *sighs* Just as I thought. *rubs her temples*
Lee: I think she started crying because Aleks said 'parents'.
Jun: Maybe.
Sweet: Aleks! *whacks him on the head*
Aleks: Ow! I didn't do anything!
Lars: She's been traumatized.
The entire cast: How do you know?
Lars: People tend to act differently after they've been traumatized by an event. Hell, they'll react emotionally if it's about the event or subject that caused them to be traumatized.
Annalise: Lucy did go through a complete mental shutdown after our father died and she was only six at the time.
Catherine: Didn't help that after three years, she'd then watch mom die in front of her.
Anna: But that means you three had at least spent Christmas together right?
Annalise: *sighs* Yes, but as a family? Not in the last ten years.
Alisa: Why?
Catherine: Mom and I were dead, Annalise was somewhere I don't even know, and Lucy was helbent on trying to kill Annalise.
Nina: That was just downright depressing...
Aleks: *is about to open his mouth but it gets covered with Sweet's hand*
Sweet: Be quiet.
Annalise: Anyways Sweet, continue on with the show. I'll tend to Lucy. *follows Catherine*
Lars: Sweet, why did you make Lucy's past so dark and depressing?
Sweet: Didn't want her to have a traditional past. Anyways, let's welcome in some people's parents.
Aleks: First up is Lars's parents! Elenor Alexadersson and Heihachi Mishima!
Elenor: Lars!
Lars: Mom! *the two embrace one another while the audience aww's in response*
Kazumi: YOU PIECE OF SH*T! *uppercuts Heihachi and sends him through the roof*
The entire cast: *burst out in laughter*
Sweet and Aleks: Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned...
Dragunov: *writes the new rule on his white board*
Aleks: Hey look! Sign language!
*the entire cast facepalms and groans*
Nina: I love this show!
Sweet: Next up is Xiaoyu's parents!
*the family greets one another happily while Xiao introduces Shin to everyone*
Alisa: This is the most heartwarming episode yet!
Lee: Yet...
*a few minutes later and nearly everyone's parents have been introduced*
Lucy: (Thought: Come on, Lucy. You can do this. Just a few hours left.)
Sweet: Lucy! Come on over here!
Lucy: Hm? *walks over*
Shin: We know you've been spending Christmas alone for a decade. Same goes for you Annalise.
Sweet: And so, we'd like to surprise you with a Christmas gift!
Annalise: What is it?
Aleks: We can't tell you! It's a surprise!
Jin: No sh*t, Sherlock.
Sweet: Bring them in Frenzydog!
Frenzydog: Alrighty! *opens the door*
*a woman with pale pink hair and purple eyes walk onto the deck while a man with dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes holds her hand*
Victoria Hinukaijn and Justin Hinukajin: Lucy? Annalise?
Annalise: *tears up and smiles* Mom?! Dad?! I-It's you! *runs towards them and hugs them tightly*
Shin: I think I feel my heart breaking. *looks down and tries to hide his tears* Nope, it just exploded.
Lars: I can't breathe anymore...
Victoria: Annalise, it's so good to see you!
Justin: *ruffles Annalise's hair* You've grown so much since I last saw you.
Alisa: *wipes her tears away with a tissue*
Jun: *does the same*
Catherine: *hugs her parents tightly* Mom! Dad!
Justin and Victoria: Catherine?! Look at how lovely you've grown!
*the three embrace quickly*
Catherine: This is my daughter, Miyuki. Come say hi to grandma and grandpa.
Miyuki: *slowly peeks her head out* H-Hi.
Justin: *picks her up and swings her around* Hello, young one!
Miyuki: *giggles*
Anna: They're so cute!
*the family embrace quickly and wish each other Merry Christmas*
Justin: *pulls away and walks to Lucy* Is this...Lucy?
Lucy: *is starting to cry* Dad...
Justin: *hugs her tightly and falls to his knees* You're all grown up, my dear... *cries silently*
Jin: *tries to hide his tears but fails miserably*
Aleks: *is struggling to hide his tears* Real men...don't cry...
Sweet: *through tears* Wuss...
Victoria: *walks over to the duo* It's been ten years since I last saw you and here you are, a beautiful, fully grown woman. *hugs her family tightly*
Annalise: *joins the hug and cries silently*
Sweet: *is trying not to die from tears*
Aleks: (Thought: Must not cry...)
Lucy: It's been so long...
Victoria: The last time I saw you before I passed, you looked so lost. I hated that I couldn't help you.
Justin: I heard that after my death, you underwent a mental shutdown and all I wanted to do was find you and comfort you. I didn't want to see my daughter so miserable.
Victoria: We love you girls so much. *embraces her daughters lovingly.
Lucy and Annalise: *to Sweet* B-But how?!
Sweet: *smiles* Easy. I just resurrected your parents and brought them along for the trip! Aleks helped me too!
Justin: *to Sweet* Thank you, Sweet. For reuniting us with our daughters.
Sweet: Screw this! *starts crying*
Aleks: (Thought: TO HELL WITH NOT CRYING!) *cries*
The entire cast: *does the same thing as them*
Bryan: I hate being an unfeeling bastard.
Devil Jin: *hides behind his wings* I am not crying like you all.
Lee: Then, why are you hiding?
Devil Jin: I don't like seeing people cry.
*the family pulls away gently*
Justin: Let me see your swords, girls.
Annalise and Lucy: Okay. *pulls out their katanas*
Justin: You've taken great care of my katanas, girls. I'm so proud of you both.
Lili: Such wonderful parents these two have!
Nina: You gave them your swords, Mister Hinukajin?
Justin: Why yes I did and please, call me Justin. *kisses her hand*
The female cast and audience: *squeals in delight*
Nina: *blushes*
Jun and Kazumi: What a gentleman!
Justin: Such elegant women like you deserve the highest forms of respect, my lady. *bows before them*
Lars: I think all the women in the room have been wooed by Lucy's father...
Aleks: Houston, we have a problem. We got a possible ladies' man.
Alisa: He's quite chivalrous.
Anna: And so handsome...
Justin: But, not as beautiful as the blossoming rose that is you, m'lady. *kisses her hand*
Anna: *faints*
Lee: That's my job!
Sweet: That's every ladies' man's job!
Victoria: *giggles* He'll never change.
Lucy: Mom, was Dad always like this?
Victoria: Always was and always will be.
Jin: Heck, that'll be the first time I have ever seen my mother blush like that in front of a man.
Victoria: And who may this young man be?
Lars: *whispering to Sweet* You just had to save the best for last?
Sweet: No duh. I've introduced you all to her parents, didn't I?
Lars: Oh yeah!
Catherine: *snickering* That's Jin Kazama, son of Jun Kazama, who's sitting beside Dad and wearing a white dress.
Shin: He's also Lucy's...
*the cast starts snickering*
Jin: What?
Victoria and Justin: Lucy's what?
The entire cast: Lover!
Lucy and Jin: HELL NO!
Justin: ...Excuse me? *narrows his eyes*
The entire cast: *thought* Justin's scarier than we expected...
Victoria: Justin! Don't scare them like that!
Lucy: *gives everyone a quick death glare*
Victoria: Lucy, is this true?
Lucy: *hangs her head in shame* Yes, it is.
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Catherine: What the hell you sayin'?!
Annalise: That blow to the head from the wall must be taking effect now...
Lucy: Besides, we even...kissed.
Jin: That was forced!
Aleks: *quietly whispers* More like you forced her.
Xiaoyu: I'm sorry Jin, but I have to agree with the others that you kissed her first. I even re-watched the episode with Shin and he agrees.
Devil Jin: I agree with them both.
Jin: You weren't there!
Devil Jin: I watched the entire ordeal.
Sweet: Guess what that means, guys?
The entire cast (except Jin): Oh yeah! *smirks*
Jin: *starts to pale* W-What?
Asuka: *facepalms* You are the most dense person I've ever encountered.
Alisa: Jin, what is one of the most crucial parts of dating a person?
Jin: Commitment?
Lars: Yes, but what happens before all the fancy dates and romantic walks down the beach? Way before you can even call them your lover?
Jin: *finally realizes* OH NO! NONONONONO!
Kazumi: That's right. You have to meet the parents of your significant other.
Jin: But, we're not even dating! Hell, we don't even want to be near one another!
Aleks: Your mouth disagrees, but your face won't cooperate.
Lee: Come on, nephew. Dating someone won't be that bad.
Jin: *mutters* Unless it's Lucy...
Annalise: You know I heard you, right?
Jin: Dammit.
Nina: Besides, you need to stop being so reclusive.
Kazuya: I don't know why I'm encouraging you but, stop being stuck in the past. She's not going to disappear and she sure as hell won't leave you behind. Gah. I gotta go bleach my mouth after saying that.
Julia: He's actually being a father now. I'm very surprised.
Kazumi: *slowly wipes a tear away* He grows up so fast.
Xiaoyu: Come on, Jin. Take a risk every once and a while. *holds Shin's hand*
Alisa: It's worth it.
Jun: Please? (Thought: Because I really, really want grandchildren.)
Jin: *sighs* Fine. But, if I don't like it, then I'll never do it again.
*silence...*
The entire cast: YOU FINALLY F*CKING DID IT!
Nina: He ain't single no more!
Jin: You guys have been actually waiting for this day?
Asuka: The day you become taken? Hell yeah we have!
Jun: Ever since Tekken 3!
Sweet: *grabs the back of his hoodie* Not so fast, hotshot. Her parents' approval isn't the only one you need.
Jin: Then, who else?
Aleks: You need both of her sisters's approval.
The entire cast: Both of them?!
Sweet: Both of them.
Nina: Now, how about you get her sisters' approval?
Catherine: Pfft! He's already got mine!
Lucy: *facepalms* My god, Catherine...
Annalise: *glares down at Jin* You'll need more than a million reasons in order to get approval for dating my sister...
Jin: Y-Yes ma'am.
Dragunov: *takes a picture of him*
Lars: Why'd you take a picture?
Bryan: *looks at the photo* Cause that brat looks downright terrified.
Sweet: Put it on the 'Wall of Legends'!
Nina: *takes the photo* He does. *chuckles*
Victoria: We will meet with you after the episode to discuss your relationship with Lucy and I hope that's okay with you.
Justin: *glares at Jin* Tch...
Lili: Justin doesn't seem to like the idea of those two dating.
Sweet: Calm down, Justin. You can rip Jin's head off when he breaks your daughter's heart.
Jin: WHY ARE YOU CONDONING THIS?!
Sweet: Don't tell me how to live my life!
Lili: Go on, Lucy. Sit beside him.
Lucy: *nervously sits down and moves a little closer to him*
Asuka: Come on! Just a little closer.
Lucy: Ummm...
Sweet: *takes a stick and pushes her head until she leans on his shoulder* There!
Jin: Oh well. *gently squeezes her hand*
Alisa: It's a start, but that's good for now.
Jun: HAHA! Everyone now owes me ten dollars!
The entire cast: Dammit. *gives her the amount they owe*
Aleks: *slowly moves away*
Sweet: Aleks! You now owe me a new island!
Aleks: F*CK!
Sweet: HA!
The entire cast: A F*CKING ISLAND?!
Sweet: Duh. Money's a basic prize. Besides, it's Christmas.
Aleks: *gives her a paper-mache island* You didn't say an exact type of island! Nananana!
Sweet: F*CK YOU! Oh well, close enough. *holds the island in her hands*
*the smoke alarm goes off*
Aleks: Sorry. "Accidentally" bumped into the smoke alarm switch.
Sweet: *watches her island get destroyed* My island...my last pursuit of happiness ...from you morons!
The entire cast: *burst out laughing*
Jin: Wait wait wait wait. Who has been betting on me getting a girlfriend?
The entire cast: *raises their hand* We did.
Jin: Even you? *looks at Devil Jin*
Devil Jin: You can't blame me! I'm your alter ego remember? Besides, there was a good amount of money involved for a prize and, I know what you're thinking sometimes...
Jin: Does that mean...
Devil Jin: Yes, I knew you liked her ever since the host separated us both.
Jin: Sometimes I hate having you around.
Devil Jin: Of course you do.
Lucy: *looks at her younger sister* Not you too Catherine...
Catherine: It was bound to happen at some time. *gives Annalise a five dollar bill*
Lucy: Annalise?
Annalise: *puts both hands up* Hey, everyone's been telling me about the interactions between you two a lot. Especially when you two kissed. I just asked Nina what's going on between you two and she told me everything, I swear.
Alisa: Then, there was that one time we spied on you during your date.
Lucy: *to Alisa* It wasn't a date! *turns to Nina* I told you not to tell her!
Nina: Hey, she's your big sister. She deserves to know what happened.
Lee: That reminds me. Where did I put those mistletoes?
Devil Jin: On it. *dangles a mistletoe above Lucy and Jin with a stick*
Jin: Seriously?
Shin: Newest couples have to stand under the mistletoe first.
Devil Jin: No way out of it. It's either kiss or I'll hover above you until you kiss her.
Lucy: But, what about my parents? They're new!
Victoria and Justin: Lucy, we're married.
Lars: *mutters* Unlike some parents here...
Lee: *also mutters* I agree...
Lucy and Jin: Ugh. Fine. *Lucy takes a book and covers them with it*
Sweet: Like hell you're censoring it! *takes the book and throws it out a window*
Aleks: But...that was my book.
Sweet: Can it, Aleks! *turns to Lucy and Jin* It's not like you two are gonna make this story M-rated!
Aleks: Or will they? *smirks*
Sweet: Shut up, Aleks.
Aleks: Dun dun dun!
*the new couple kiss quickly and cover their blushing faces with their hands*
Aleks: Hey, Bird-Freak! You're on mistletoe duty!
Devil Jin: Fine, but will you at least call me by my name?
Aleks: Name's too long! Besides, you look like one anyways!
Devil Jin: I am really tempted to burn you into ashes.
Aleks: *gets up from his seat and runs out the door* GOTTA GO FAST!
Devil Jin: Get back here, you son of a b*tch!
*five minutes later and Devil Jin catches him*
Aleks: I was not fast enough!
Devil Jin: I'll let you live for now. Moron number one can't run this show by herself.
Sweet: I so can!
Aleks: I like cans!
Devil Jin: Maybe I should burn him...
Aleks: Fire is good for the soul.
Devil Jin: THAT'S IT! SAY HELLO TO THE DEVIL FOR ME!
Aleks: But, I'm already looking at him.
Devil Jin: Annoying prick! *prepares to shoot him, but is whacked in the head by Jun*
Jin: Ow!
Jun: Sorry, Jin. *looks to Devil Jin* Look, you may be my son's alter ego, but that doesn't mean I won't leave you alone.
Justin: Lucy, may I say something to your...boyfriend?
Lucy: *shrugs* Sure dad.
Justin: *grabs Jin's hoodie and lifts him up while giving him one helluva scary glare* Look, I may have had my time cut short with Lucy, but I'll only say this once and you make sure you remember this every single moment you spend with her.
Jin: U-Understood, sir.
Justin: *glares at him* Treat my daughter like the queen that she is and I'll leave you alone, but if you break her heart into pieces...I'll make sure you never, ever breath again.
Annalise: You're not the only one who's waiting on the sidelines...
Aleks: *gets his Armageddon blades ready*
The entire Hinukajin family: STAY OUT OF THIS!
Aleks: *digs a hole and hides in it* Me scared...
Lars: Now I know why those three are so terrifying...
Claudio: Nonetheless, they're all still stunningly beautiful!
The four Hinukajin women: Thank you...*blush deeply*
Justin: *looks at Claudio and glares at him* Are you asking for a death wish, young man?
Claudio: F-Forget I said anything...
Justin: *drops Jin and folds his arms against his chest* Do I make myself clear?
Jin: Y-Yes s-sir...
Victoria: Hon, I think that was overkill.
Justin: Don't worry, dear. I'm sure I won't need to remind him a second time. *smiles*
Nina: Wow. That's gotta be the first time I have ever seen him be afraid of anyone.
Aleks: *grabs Annalise and Catherine* Mine.
Justin: *takes them back* No.
Lee: Well, this is Lucy's father.
Anna: And he only wants the best for her.
Jun: *to Jin* Make sure she doesn't get hurt or else I'll never get grandchildren.
Jin: Mom! It's a little too early for that.
Jun: *smiles apologetically* Sorry. Just so excited that you got a girl.
Kazuya: *mutters* And it'll be the last one he gets.
Kazumi: *smiles while giving a death glare* What did I just hear?
Kazuya: Nothing.
Kazumi: Good, cause I want great-grandchildren.
Victoria and Jun: They'll make attractive ones too.
Jin and Lucy: Mom!
Jun: What? Just stating the obvious!
Catherine: Lucy, you literally made every boy drool at that one party we went to.
Jin and Lucy: But, it's too early for children. (Thought: Though we want one.)
Justin: And I hope it stays that way...
Devil Jin: I can hear you, Jin. Loud and clear.
Jin: Why are you around again?
Devil Jin: Because I'm stuck here.
Sweet: Alright everyone! Time to take family pictures!
The entire cast: *groans* Do we have to?
Sweet: Or we can sing Christmas carols.
The entire cast: Let's do family pictures.
Sweet: That's the spirit!
*after the photography set is built*
Sweet: Okay, which family first?
The entire cast: Mishima.
*the entire family is assembled and is put in front of the camera*
Aleks: Stay put, you three!
Lars: Do I have to be so close to Kazuya?! *shoves Kazuya*
Kazuya: Get away from me dammit! *shoves Lars back*
Lee: *gets pushed over the bench* Hey! *gets up from the ground and shoves Kazuya back*
Jin: *sweatdrops* How am I related to those three again?
Anna: Good question...
Sweet: Because genetics!
Kazumi: Boys! *glares at her son and two step-sons*
Sweet: *re-positions them and gives a warning glare* Stop acting like five year olds please.
Aleks: Smile! *takes two pictures and guffaws when the results show up*
*In the photo: Kazumi is smiling brightly, Heihachi is grimacing, Kazuya and Lars are shouting at one another while Lee sits there frowning*
Nina: *pins one up on the 'Wall of Legends* Best family photo yet.
Aleks: You guys keep this one.
Kazumi: *sweatdrops* It's the best family picture someone has ever taken.
Sweet: Alright, next?
Jin: How about the Hinukajin family?
Lucy: Let's go, gang!
*the family of five get in front of the camera*
*In the photo: The three daughters sit on the ground while Miyuki sits in her mother's lap and the two parents stand behind their daughters while the entire family smiles brightly*
Aleks: *takes the pictures and gives one to Nina so it can be pinned on the wall*
Lars: *looks at the photo* Wow. This family photo looks really good.
Kazuya: *quickly looks at it* It's the first time I'll ever see those three smiling instead of giving everyone death glares.
Lucy: Hey! At least I didn't shove my siblings around like a toddler!
Victoria: You girls look so amazing!
Sweet: Me and Aleks next!
Lars: I'll man the camera.
Nina: Try not to destroy the camera, alright?
Sweet: I won't.
*the two sit in front of the camera and wait for the right time to pose*
Lars: Three, two...what the hell?! *takes the pictures*
*In the photo: Sweet and Aleks are pointing Nerf guns at each other's heads while smiling joyfully*
Lucy: That photo sums up the two of you.
Asuka: Big time.
Nina: Kazama's are up.
Jin: *groans* Why me?!
Devil Jin: Might as well be in the photo.
Jin: Why?
Devil Jin: I'm you, dipsh*t.
Jun: Now now. No fighting or I'll throw you two into the Torture Room.
*the family of four sit in front of the camera*
Jin: Your goddamned wings are huge! Fold them up dammit!
Devil Jin: For the last time, they are folded up!
Jun: Look at the camera, boys.
Lars: Try to at least smile, Jin.
Jin: I can't cause these two are around! *points to Kazuya and Devil Jin*
Lars: *facepalms* Smile or I will tape your face up so it looks like you're smiling.
*Jin doesn't*
Lars: *sighs* Close enough. *takes the two photos*
*In the photo: Devil Jin extends his wing slightly while smirking at the camera, Jin gets touched by the wing and does nothing but scowl, Jun is smiling while Kazuya looks bored*
Lars: *sweatdrops* Jin, I said smile. Not scowl like your dad.
Jin: Bird-Freak's wing touched me when I clearly told him to fold them, besides I disowned Kazuya.
Kazumi: *sweatdrops* No surprise there.
Devil Jin: You're calling me Bird Freak now?!
Anna: The Hinukajins have the most decent family photo yet.
*after everyone's family photos have been taken*
Shin: Yours looks awesome, Xiao!
Xiaoyu: Aw! Thanks! *kisses his cheek*
Jin: *walks up to Lucy* How'd yours go?
Lucy: Wasn't that bad. Yours was way better than the Mishima's though.
Jin: Good point.
Lee: *kisses Anna's hand* Your family's photo looks excellent, my dear.
Anna: *blushes*
Nina: Why don't we take photos of the couples?
Sweet: I get to man the camera...
Aleks: Of course you do. That's because you're a sad being.
Sweet: Who can't open a shoebox...
Bryan: Lars and Alisa go first since they're the show's first couple.
*Alisa hovers in the air while resting her hands on Lars's own*
Sweet: Perfect! *takes the two photos and pins one to the 'Wall of Legends'*
Nina: *gives one to Lars* Not bad.
Lars: Thanks.
Sweet: Shin and Xiaoyu, you're up!
*the two hold one another's hand while Xiao kisses Shin's cheek*
Nina: *pins one up and gives the other to them* That's a cute one.
Xiaoyu: It definitely is!
Aleks: Lee and Anna!
*Lee holds Anna's hand while the other rests on her waist and Anna puts her arm on his shoulder*
Sweet: The waltz? I like it!
Nina: *gives one to the two and pins one up* Classy.
Sweet: Aleks and Julia!
*Aleks and Julia go back-to-back while smiling at the camera*
Lili: Adorable!
Lars: What about Jun and Kazuya?
Jin: Please no! Don't do it! Anything but that!
Lars and Asuka: When'd you get so dramatic?
Sweet: They're not a couple...yet.
Jin: You just had to put in a 'yet'!
Sweet: Shut up, Jin.
Aleks: Hwoarang and Asuka? You guys are up.
*Asuka piggy-backs Hwoarang while the two grin happily*
Xiaoyu: That one was so cool!
Devil Jin: Kinda suits their personalities.
Catherine: Hm. It does.
Julia: What about Heihachi and Kazumi?
Kazumi: *glares daggers at Heihachi* I don't think so...
Annalise: Alright then, Lucy and Jin are last since they're new.
Lucy: Fine... *steps into the makeshift photo shoot with Jin*
*Jin smirks then suddenly pulls Lucy reaaaally close to him and, again, leans reaaaaally close to her face*
The entire cast: WOAH!
Sweet: Someone's gettin' frisky! *takes the photos*
Justin: I'm not sure if that boy is pushing his luck...
Nina: Did that just really happen? *gives them the photo*
Xiaoyu: Where'd you guys get the inspiration for that pose?!
Jin: *smirks* Sorry but that's a secret.
Lucy: *is blushing really badly*
Jin: *chuckles* By the way, why is your katana's grip so rough against my hand? It kinda brushed against my hand when I pulled you.
Lucy: Maybe you're not used to it. I've carried this katana since I was nine.
Lars: You were that young when you started to use it?!
Kazumi: I'm sorry but, how did this entire mess start?
Lucy: I'd love to tell you the story of what happened in my past, but I don't want to kill the joyful vibe here.
The entire cast: Ohhh.
Aleks: Sweet?
Sweet: Yes?
Aleks: What am I supposed to do with all these gifts you told me to bring out?
Sweet: We're going to give them to the cast, bird for brains!
Aleks: Isn't that him? *points to Devil Jin*
Devil Jin: Hey!
Sweet: Leave him out of it for now. I have a gift for you. *gives him a bright red box*
Aleks: Oooh! A present! *tears it open and runs away screaming like a little girl*
Sweet: *reaches in and pulls out a tarantula in her hand* Good job, Harry.
Julia: He hates spiders?
Sweet: Actually, despises them is the word.
Jin: Get that thing away from me.
Sweet: What? You don't like spiders? *puts it near his face*
Jin: *moves away from her rapidly* I mean it! Get that thing away from me!
Devil Jin: But, it looks adorable.
Jin: *looks at him with a disgusted face* How are we the same person?
Devil Jin: I have my own personality as well.
Shin: *sweatdrops* Explains why you nearly broke my arm that one time when I showed you a tiny little spider.
Jin: I told you over and over again that I hated spiders.
Shin: It was the size of a freakin' fingernail!
Sweet: Do you guys want gifts or a lifetime supply of spiders from me?
The entire cast: Gifts! Just no spiders...
Sweet: First one is for Nina.
Nina: Awesome! *pulls out a chemistry set that makes smoke grenades and stuff*
Sweet: Next one is for Julia from Aleks. How cute.
Julia: *pulls out a backpack filled with hiking gear* Oh! Aleks, you shouldn't have! *hugs him*
Aleks: (Thought: I owe Sweet for this.)
Lucy: Devotion, ladies and gentlemen.
Aleks: *pulls out a gift* This one's for Jinny from Lucy!
Jin: *takes it and looks at her* Is it a spider?
Lucy: *snickers* Maybe...
Jin: *pulls out some keys* What are these keys for?
Lucy: Duh. For that motorcycle you always wanted.
Jin: You...bought it?
Lucy: You think those keys are for a motorized horse?
Jin: *picks her up and swings her around* You are the one!
Jun: (Thought: So...grandchildren?)
Aleks: Next one is vice-versa. *hands her a pretty huge box*
Lucy: It's not another box is it?
Jin: Why would I give you a box?
Lucy: Whatever. *opens it and pulls out a katana that has a black blade with a red stripe down the middle* It's that sword I always wanted!
Jin: *holds up a grey sheath with her name engraved on it and sighs* You forgot this too.
Lucy: *crushes him in a bear hug* Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Jin: Worth it...
Annalise: So you saw her stare at that thing like I told you?
Jin: I did and it nearly freaked me out.
Lucy: *attaches the sword onto her belt* Perfect fit!
Sweet: Okay this one's for Anna from Lee. How charming. *gives her a black box with a white bow*
Anna: *opens it and pulls out a classy red gown for her* It's perfect!
Lee: Excellent!
Sweet: *elbows Lee gently* You'll never change.
Aleks: *pulls out a wolf puppy for Jun* Here you go!
Jun: Aww! I'm gonna name you Kistu! *pets the puppy*
Catherine: *pulls out a gift for Kazuya* Here. *gives it to him*
Kazuya: *opens the box* A watch. Guess I'll keep it.
Lucy: *to her parents* Sorry I couldn't get you guys anything for Christmas. *hangs her head in shame*
Annalise: Yeah. If we had known sooner, we would've gotten you both gifts.
Justin and Victoria: *hug their daughters tightly* Don't worry girls. Being here with you is the best gift we would've ever asked for.
The entire cast: Aww.
*after everyone gets their gifts*
Sweet: Here's one for all of you. This is for being such a wonderful and awesome cast to ever work with. *gives everyone a picture of the entire group (even the production and camera crew) standing behind a Christmas tree with the words 'Christmas 2016' signed on the bottom*
Aleks: This is a gift for the main host for the show! *gives Sweet a box* From everyone.
Sweet: *opens it and sees a picture of everyone sitting on a couch, smiling* Come here all of you bastards and give me a hug!
*after the giant group hug*
Sweet: After all that sappy sh*t, we have prepared a very big present for someone in the cast!
Aleks: Bring the receiver in!
*a blindfolded Alisa is being led to the studio by Julia and Jun*
Alisa: *giggles* Can I remove it now?
Xiaoyu: Not yet!
Lee: Your gift still isn't ready!
*a few shuffling noises later*
Sweet: Alright! Remove that blindfold!
*Jun removes the blindfold and steps back with Julia*
*Lars is standing in front of her with a big smile on his face*
Alisa: Lars?
Lars: *gets down on one knee*
Alisa: *gasps and covers her mouth*
Lars: *takes her hand* Alisa, you have made my life better ever since we first met and the past three years had been wonderful with you by my side. I instantly knew you were the one for me after what happened in Egypt and I want to be the man who brings joy to you every single day and to be the one you would proudly call your husband.
*Lars pulls out a red velvet box and presents a silver ring to Alisa*
Lars: So Alisa Bosconovitch ...will you marry me?
*the entire cast holds their breath while the cameras focuses on the couple*
Sweet: *turns to her co-host, who literally stopped breathing* You're not dying on me again! *grabs Harry the tarantula and puts him on Aleks's face*
Aleks: HOLY SH*T! *gets up and throws the tarantula into a fire pit*
Sweet: *whacks the back of his head*
*the tarantula crawls out of the pit unscathed*
Sweet: That's my spider!
Aleks: *silently screams hysterically*
*onto more important things*
Alisa: *starts tearing up* Yes! Yes I will! *kisses her now fiancé*
The entire cast and audience: *erupt into cheers*
Lars: *slides the ring onto Alisa's finger and kisses her*
Sweet: Time for our dare!
The entire cast: YEAH!
Aleks: Tapu Lele wants us to do Just Dance Unlimited and we'll use it to celebrate Alisa and Lars's engagement!
Asuka: I'm up for it!
Sweet: Lars and Alisa get to choose first!
Lars and Alisa: *look at the song list* We'll go with Hot N' Cold!
*the two dance in perfect sync and score five stars*
Aleks: Surprise me.
Sweet: Fine. Cotton Eyed Joe!
Aleks: *majestically nails it* #Blessed
Sweet: DAFUQ?!
Aleks: Boom.
*after everyone dances*
Kazuya: Why the bloody hell did you make me dance to Baby One More Time by Britney Spears?!
Sweet: Cause the reader said to make certain characters do dances that are out of their comfort zone.
Lee: Lucy danced to Girlfriend by Avril Lavinge and we all know who it was intended for.
*the entire cast chuckles*
Lee and Claudio: However, we were the best with 'Sexy And I Know It'.
Jin: I had to dance to 'I Kissed A Girl'!
Xiaoyu: Which did happen.
Asuka: You think that's bad?! I had to dance with Lili to 'Let It Go'!
Sweet: *chuckles* You guys can argue about this tomorrow. We gotta go have our Christmas Party!
Aleks: Fine.
Sweet: Happy Holidays everyone!
The entire cast: *wave to the cameras* Bye! Please read and review!