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The Tekken Talk Show
Episode 8
*On the deck*
*Five minutes until showtime*
Sweet: *to Aleks* Dude, what was in that punch? My hangover feels like it came from hell!
Devil Jin: Welcome to the party.
Aleks: *thinks for a moment* Oh yeah! Two bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, two bottles of red and white wine, a glass of beer, and some other stuff like that.
Lars: *sweatdrops* Now I know why you yelled at us for going near that barrel...
Frenzydog: I had to make sure both of you didn't fall off the boat!
Asuka: Aleks nearly did.
Nina: As expected.
Josie: Umm don't forget the fact that Sweet wandered into the boiler room...drunk.
Frenzydog: That too.
Sweet: Who stopped me from burning into ashes?
Shin: Some of us didn't want to save you, but then Xiao, Lars, Alisa, and I remembered you'd be madder than the devil himself so we went and rescued you.
Frenzydog: I wanted to but freaking Asuka challenged me to a dance-off!
Sweet: For saving me from burning into ashes, those four get pardoned from the containment cell!
The four: Yeah!
The entire cast: What?! No fair!
Sweet: *turns to the rest of the cast* Since when was I fair? Anyways, for not even thinking about saving me, I get to push one of you into the deep end of the pool until we get to Hawaii.
Devil Jin: *sighs* Yep. That insane host is probably going to drown me.
Aleks: Don't worry! She tried to use me as bait she could try to catch a shark once!
Sweet: I caught like five. It was amazing...for me anyway.
Frenzydog: *sweatdrops* Oh my god...
Nina: So that's why I heard screaming underwater when I went diving.
Lee: Are we missing some people?
Eddy: I dunno know. All of us are here I think.
Claudio: *narrows his eyes* All except two.
*the cast see Sweet peeking around a corner while snickering quietly*
Aleks: Main moron! What're you doing?!
Sweet: Shut up, secondary moron! Look! *keeps peeking around the corner*
*the entire cast peak around the corner and see a clearly flustered Jin talking to Lucy*
Nina: *whispers* What are those two doing?
Sweet: Shush! That's what I'm trying to figure out! *tries to understand the conversation with a strange device*
Claudio: *prepares to aim an arrow at Jin*
Lars: *puts a hand on his shoulder* Save that for archery practice.
Jin: *is getting more flustered* You see...I...um...god this is too nerve-wracking!
Lucy: What is it, Jin?
Catherine: *sweatdrops and sighs* Don't tell me they're getting eloped...
Justin: *loads a shotgun* Not on my watch.
Sweet: *laughs nervously* Save your precise shooting for something else, Justin...
Lee: I don't think that's the case...
Sweet: Shush it everyone!
*the cast are all peeking around the corner and staring at the two intently*
Lucy: Come on, dude! Spit it out!
Eddy: Is he popping the question?
Leo: They're not even dating yet!
Eddy: *sweatdrops* Still the same as ever, huh Jin.
*the entire cast holds their breath as Jin looks at Lucy in the eyes and nervously hands her a bouquet of roses*
Jin: W-Will you go out on a date with me?!
Frenzydog: *accidentally drops mic* Perfect timing!
Lucy: ...
Lars: Did she say anything yet?
Annalise: Nope! She's just standing there like a deer in the headlights!
Catherine: *looks at Sweet* Can I interfere?
Sweet: Nobody can. No matter how tempted they are. I'm looking at you Aleks.
Aleks: *is busy trying to aim Cupid's bow and arrow at them* What?
Anna: Say something!
Lucy: *blushes and smiles shyly*
The entire cast: She can blush?!
Claudio: Say no!
Lars: *to Claudio* You can have her when they're done.
Lucy: Alright then.
The entire cast and hosts: YEAH!
Lucy and Jin: Huh?!
Sweet: *to the entire cast* RUN!
*the opening theme plays*
*cameras turn to us*
Sweet: *is covered from head-to-toe in gauze and bandages* Heya viewers! Welcome back to the eight episode of the Tekken Talk Show!
The entire cast: *cheer in pain*
Lucy: *shoots them all a death glare* Want another beating?!
The entire cast: NO!
Aleks: Ha! Suckers!
Frenzydog: Um Aleks? You jumped off the boat when she started chasing us.
Aleks: It's called defence, dearie.
Frenzydog: *sighs* Last time I checked, it was called 'being a coward and running away'.
Aleks: WE MEN DON'T DO COWARDESS AND RUNNING AWAY. WE MEN DO "TACTICAL RETREAT".
Sweet: Pfft! I climbed a freaking flag pole!
Lars: Is there anyone sane onboard this boat?
Asuka: You know very well that nobody here is sane...
Lucy: Sweet! Sweet! We have good news for ya!
Sweet: *sweatdrops* You finally settled down and decided to have a normal life?
Lucy: Why would I do that? Anyways, read this! *gives her a card*
Sweet: *reads the card and widens her eyes* HOLY F*CKING SH*T ****! HELL YEAH! *jumps out of her seat and starts running around while screaming hysterically*
Jin: See? Proof that there is no one sane on this clusterf*ck of a show.
Aleks: *trips Sweet* What is it?
Sweet: *gets up and shakes him frantically* DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Aleks: You're panicking again?
Sweet: *slaps him* No, f*ckface! This is the day we've all been waiting for!
Lucy: You found someone who's brave enough to call you a girlfriend?
The entire cast: *snickers*
Sweet: No. It says here that I can push all of you off this very boat in less than thirty seconds!
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Devil Jin: I can't swim!
Sweet: Neither can I but deal with it princess!
Lars: So what did that card say?
Sweet: *clears her throat* It is confirmed that-
Catherine: I F*CKING KNEW IT! JIN AND LUCY ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTING!
Lucy: *whacks the back of her head* Will you stop jumping into that conclusion?!
Aleks: *smirks* Like you did with Jin last night?
The entire cast: Well damn!
Lucy: *knocks him off the boat* Go die in a hole you little sh*t.
Jin: Well I'm not- *gets his mouth covered by her hand*
Lucy: What part did you not understand about being private with some details?
Sweet: Anyways, the day has finally arrived guys!
The entire cast: We're getting off this boat?
Sweet: No!
Asuka: Then what is it?!
Sweet: First things first, someone get Aleks.
*Nina quickly retrieves Aleks*
Aleks: *spits out a bit of water* I found Atlantis!
Bryan: *facepalms* I don't know who's more ridiculous out of the two hosts...
Eddy: It would have to be the co-host.
Sweet: Now, is anyone gonna jump to conclusions?
The entire cast: Nope.
Sweet: Good. As I was saying, it is confirmed that you guys...
Xiaoyu: It's confirmed that we have what?!
Sweet: *throws her hands in the air* TEKKEN 7 NOW HAS A RELEASE DATE!
The entire cast: F*CK YEAH!
Sweet: Prep all your consoles and computers cause there's going to be a gaming marathon when it arrives!
Nina: When was this announced?!
Sweet: *reads the card* About a few weeks ago.
Jin: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?!
Asuka: *whacks the back of his head* Are you really that stupid?! She told us that nobody can go on any form of social media until we get off this boat!
Lars: I'm still wondering why we can't go onto any platform of social media.
Sweet: A.) Some of you will reveal the location of this boat, B.) So all of you can socialize, C). So I can keep an eye on you maniacs without having to worry about one of you being the thrown off the boat or sinking it!
Eddy: Tell that to Aleks.
Aleks: *is trying to Jin and Kazuya off the boat*
Lucy: Just what are you planning to do?
Aleks: Sweet told me to take out the trash! I'm just following instructions!
Lars: Excuse you but that's my job.
Heihachi: Hell no! That's my job!
The entire cast: No it isn't!
*the entire cast starts to argue*
Lucy: Put my boyfriend down this instant or you get fed to the fishes later! *draws her sword*
Justin: That's my girl!
Victoria: *elbows him and clears her throat*
Justin: I mean, do what my daughter says.
Aleks: I'm her adoptive father so she has to listen to me.
Justin: News flash, I'm her biological father, which means I have even more power than you. *picks him up by his collar*
Anna: *to Nina* Twenty bucks if Aleks wins.
Nina: You're on.
Jin: Count me in. I'm betting forty on Justin.
Asuka: I don't think so, big bro. *waves forty-five bucks in her hand*
Jin: Always a cocky a**hole, huh little sis?
Asuka: *smirks* I wouldn't be the one to talk.
Kazuya: *looks at Jun and points to the two siblings* And I'm supposed to help raise those two?
Jun: *sighs* Yes...
Kazumi: *sweatdrops* Why don't we have a contest to see which individual Lucy prefers as her father?
Annalise: We know our father is going to win.
Aleks: He didn't even raise her!
Lucy: Nor did you!
Catherine: That's a true fact right there.
Victoria: *sighs* I made him promise that he would raise her and even threatened to break his blades if he didn't.
Lili: How strong are you, Mrs. Hinukajin?
Sweet: Watch. *hands Victoria a random sword*
Victoria: *breaks it in half easily and drops it onto the ground*
The entire cast: Holy. Sh*t.
Lucy: Does that mean I got my strength from my mom? Or did I inherit that from dad?
Justin and Victoria: *smile* Both!
Shin: Okay. Now I'm scared.
Jin: You and me both...
Xiaoyu: But you still love her right?
Jin: I don't care if my girlfriend's strength is enough to rival a god's. She's still Lucy in my eyes.
Christie: Wow. That was by far the first romantic thing Kazama's ever said about anyone.
Eddy: *to Christie* Their relationship seems like it's already off to a good start.
Leo: Those two haven't even fought yet.
Claudio: Cause we know damn well who's gonna win.
Jin: Both physically and emotionally.
Sweet: *is busy scrolling through her phone* Guys?
The entire cast: What?
Sweet: Have any of you posted any pictures that show PDA? Cause I just saw the world's second best PDA packed picture.
The entire cast: What's PDA?
Sweet: Public Display of Affection. I gave Lars and Alisa this privilege because they're a fan favourite and the world deserves to see snippets of their love. Anyways, who posted a picture recently?
Hwoarang: I keep my relationship on the down-low.
Shin: We post on Instagram every so often and I know Xiao hasn't posted anything yet.
Xiaoyu: *quickly checks* He's right.
Lee and Anna: We haven't posted anything yet either.
Jin: I did.
The entire cast: WHAT?!
Sweet: I f*cking knew it.
*everyone goes on Instagram to check*
Catherine: Is that Lucy? In a dress?!
Lucy: *sighs* Yes. Jin got me a sundress last week.
The entire production team and cast: Awwww! Jin's a romantic dork!
Asuka: What's next? A necklace?
Lucy: He got me that too. *shows the cast a necklace with a blue pendant*
Asuka: Well damn.
Jin: *slightly blushes* I love my girlfriend and I want her to know how much I love her, okay? No big deal.
Jun: Aww.
Nina: *grins* Would you look at that? He's still awkward with his feelings.
Lars: I saw those two walking in the deck one night and I couldn't believe how happy they both looked.
*the entire cast doesn't see Lucy and Jin leave the deck*
Catherine: Lucy had a rough start in life. She deserves to have happiness too.
Sweet: And a wedding.
Shin: And children.
Justin: And a caring partner. *cocks shotgun*
Lars: Well that escalated quickly.
Sweet: Well this has been a short episode and I'm going to end it here. This episode is meant to remind the readers that this show ain't dead yet. We also apologize for the lack of questions.
Aleks: Not! *gets hit in the face with a boot*
Catherine: I'm surprised that you haven't booted him out yet!
The entire cast: Goddammit Catherine!
Sweet: Don't forget to leave a review! See ya next time!
*cameras are turned off*
*still on the same deck*
Lili: Why did this episode take so long to film?
Sweet: I was watching Yuri On Ice and the entire f*cking series of Free! for like two months. I cried for like two days because of Yuri On Ice.
Frenzydog: *sweatdrops* That explains why I had to console you.
Claudio: Is that why you didn't leave your room for like weeks?
Sweet: Bingo!
Nina: Speaking of weddings, when will you have yours, Lars?
Lars: Now that you mention it, me and Alisa decided to have one in June. We've hired Lee as the wedding planner since he wanted to plan it so badly.
Lee: Excellent!
Sweet: You also need to plan Jun and Kazuya's wedding.
Jin: *from somewhere within the ship* I OBJECT!
The entire cast: *look at one another in confusion* How the f*ck did Jin hear that?