Dearest Misty,
It is normal! NOT WEIRD! AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MUTT, MISSY?
*coughs and regains himself*
Yes. But anyways, these ideas of fairies and whatnot are true. There is no use denying it. Why, I have quite a few magical friends and I think everyone knows it!
...s-she what? Oh goodness...I was never told this...Hungary and P-Prussia, eh...man love...*shakes head to get rid of thoughts* of course she would be pleased by that...
Russia's basement? I don't even want to know. I'm very sorry that you had to see something so horrific. And to be honest, I'm not sure...I just know that if he dies, Sealand can stop making me listen to those cursed Korean pop bands. *Grumbles under breath* although they are catchy...
M-mum? It's not like me and the bloke are married yet or anything! B-besides...I'm going to wait until he tells me! Yes sir, I refuse to tell him first! *pouts and blushes*
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WHAT THE HELL? WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GETTING INFATUATED WITH THAT BLOODY FROG! THE ONLY THING THAT WILL COME FROM IT IS MORE FRENCH COLONIES AND IT'LL BE LIKE THE SIXTEEN HUNDREDS ALL OVER AGAIN!
That's it. I'm cursing him. He'll wake up with no more chest hair tomorrow!
With concern and anger,
Arthur Kirkland, England
Dear Mom~
You of course. Who else is there you MUTT.
P-Puuu… Alaska stop being mean to – *blushes in realization* Oh! Please ignore that sound just now~ ^/^ it's an old childhood tick – back when I still had an accent… Thank GOD no one knows about it~ aside from dad… and a few of my siblings… I find it very embarrassing whenever it slips… I'm glad that French bastard doesn't know about it… - . -…
… Everyone tells me to avoid you when you start talking into thin air so I wouldn't know… Ah, and for you own convince I think that DAD sees them too. He's just in denial.
Hahaha… and you wonder why Ms. Hungary keeps bringing it up at meetings…
*sniffles* It was the first time in FIFTY YEARS that I had actually screamed my head off… my throat felt very sore afterwards… and believe me when I say that you do not want to know. Just know that it is very disturbing… - . -…
Eh~ but I really like your rock music Mom~! ^ ^
Huh? Why~? It's not like it's a contest~ you shouldn't be so stubborn mom~
You mean like you were with Francis…?
*eyetwitch*
*coughs*HYPOCRITE! *coughs*
*loads shot gun* you have 10 seconds before I shoot you in your vital regions Kentucky.
U-Uh… S-see ya soon Ma~!
*blushes* W-WHO THE HELL SAID THAT I WANTED TO MAKE FRENCH COLONIES WITH THE BASTARD! *stutters into awkward silence* U-uh… no. Just no. *huffs* Besides, I have a feeling that the entirety of North America will be on his ass if he gets me pregnant… - . -
Good luck with that Mom~ ^ ^
With a Smile~
Misty M. Jones