My dearest Misae,

Embarrassing but you love it~ *kisses her on the cheek* I know you love it~

Ah, yes. Amerique will probably end up doing something like chasing me around with some violent object. And Angleterre will undoubtedly curse me. What's the worst he can do?

...dark chuckle of impending doom? It did not seem that way. *smirks* whatever you say though.

You still call me such rude names~ can't you call me by my name rather than 'French bastard'? It would be so nice...I say your name all the time, mon amour...

Oui, my house. You know where, non? ...wait...Does this mean you are accepting my advances and will make love to me? :D

Love,

Francis

P.S- you are very cute, although you can be violent and rude and whatnot. And you are the only one for me~ mon ami~ and, Er, just ignore the others I may have slept with over the years...Like, Er, Matthew...and Arthur...and Gilbert...and-

I am just going to be quiet now. *little laugh*


French Bastard.

… S-Shut up… you frog

Yes, I'd avoid him for a while if I were you… in all honesty I don't want to see you mutilated by a chain saw… but again. I-I wouldn't care one bit! *blushes*

Eh… but he says that you'll wake up without any chest hair tomorrow… Puu *gasps in realization and heads desk*– … disregard that noise I made just now. It is unimportant. *blushes deeply*

… No matter what you cannot make me laugh! *huffs* Good, as long as you understand.*

I-I can say it damn it! F-F-F-Fran-F-Fr-FRANCE. S-See? I said it!

No you didn't –

SHUT UP KENTUCKY!

Y-yes what of it… *blushes* I'll be there by tonight at six. You better have dinner prepared! *huffs*

M-Misae…

P.S. … Everyone knows you've slept with/ and or felt up about 3/4 of the world by now… - . -… why the hell should I care *despite words looks ready to kill something*

P.S.S. Hello again Francis~ Say, I got a question, have you ever noticed that Misty's called you basically every name in the book except for the insults pertainin' to ugly? Huh… just wonderin' aloud…

G-GAH! DELETE IT KENTUCKY! DELETE IT RIGHT NOW – *message is sent*


A/N: *Remember. Misty is an oblivious idiot like her father XDD