Hey peeps, here is another chapter for yall. I want to thank all of the new fans that I got and for all the wonderful comments I got on my last chapter. You all are the greatest and I am very thankful for everyone. Thanks again. I have a prank that Em is going to do to Tanya but its not that good. I tired to find a real good one but I still yall like what he does to her. Anyways, here is the chapter for yall. Please tell me what yall think of it please. Thanks Jencullen28.
Chapter 5: Emmett's prank.
Edward's P.O.V.
Well I just put Bella to bed. She had a full day of fun. I still can't believe we have had her for a year now. She is growing and very happy. Well she is not to happy right now. It was so funny earlier. I was holding Bella and Tanya was sitting next to us. Well Tanya put her hand on my knee and well Bella griped her out big time for touching me. It was so cute and we had to keep from laughing at her. Tanya did not know what to think about that. So anyways, like I said I just put Bella to bed and I was listing to Em's mind. Which I don't do to much of because its mainly about him and Rose. He was planning with Jasper to pull a prank on her. I did not want to be in the middle of it because I knew we would all get in trouble with Esme. But I kinda wanted to see what they were planning. So I went back to Bella's room and sat in her rocking chair and listen to them plan.
Emmett's P.O.V.
"Jasper, you have any ideas what we could do to Tanya?" I asked him.
"No man, you are the master of pranks. You come up with something and I will help you put it to plan," Jazz told me.
So we sat in my room and thought of what we could do to her. Then it hit me, a couple of things hit me. I smiled my wicked smile and Jazz felt my emotion. He smiled a wicked smile also.
"Jazz man, we need to get Tanya out of the house for this one. Rose has some hair dye that she was going to us for Halloween and I was thinking about putting it in Tanya's shampoo. It will turn her hair a bright red. It will was out after two washings. We will need Edward, he will need to get Tanya out of the house for us," I told Jazz.
"Edward, I know you are listing to us, so get your butt in this room," I told Edward in my mind.
Not to long later he was coming in my room with Jasper. He sat on the bed and just looked at us.
"I do not want anything to do with this prank. You heard Esme, she will punish us," Edward told me.
"Shut up Eddie and listen to me. All I need is you to get Tanya out of the house for a hour and you can take someone else with yall. Take her though the bushes and mud so when yall get back she will need to take a shower. Also while you have her out me and Jazz will do something to her bed. Because you know mom. We all have to have some quiet time and will send us all to bed. We need to convince her after she takes her shower to go to bed and lay down for a bit. Please man, do this for us," I told Edward.
Just then before he could say anything Alice came into the room.
"Guys, that is so going to work. I see Tanya with red hair and she will not look in the mirror. Then I see her going straight to bed and well yall's other prank will work. Edward, I will go with you and Tanya so you don't have to put up with her to much," Alice told us.
"Alice, I don't want anything to do with this. I do not want to be in Esme's war path after it is said and done," Edward told her.
"Edward, mom will not know it was you. She will know it was Emmett and Jasper and they will get in trouble," Alice told him.
"Hey, me and Jazz will not go down with this on our own. But I guess we will for Edward don't really have anything to be grounded for. OK lets get this started," I told them.
So Edward and Alice left the room and we waited for Tanya and them leave. About five minutes later we heard them leave then me and Jasper got to work. I went and grabbed Rose's hair dye and we both went to Tanya's room. I went to the bathroom and added about five drops of dye into her shampoo and then I came back out.
"Now Jazz, the seconded thing we are going to do is. You hold Tanya's mattress and I will take out four planks in the middle. Then we are going to put it back down and I will let you sit on it and see if you can fall though. If so that will be awesome. Oh, oh, oh I just thought of something else. Jazz, if you can grab the plastic wrap from the kitchen and bring it here. Then we are going to put it on her bed, make the bed and I will set up a video camera and we will watch it later," I told him.
He gave me a evil smile and we got to work.
Edward's P.O.V.
I am so going to get Em and Jazz if they get me in trouble, I thought to myself as me and my sister Alice went downstairs. We got downstairs and I went up to Tanya.
"Tanya, will you like to go hunting for an hour with me and Alice?" I asked her.
"I would love to Edward, but does Alice have to come?" she asked me.
"Yes she does, she needs to hunt a little also. So you want to come with us?" I asked her again.
"I guess so. I just wish it was you and me," she told me.
So we told the family we were going to go hunt for an hour and that we would be back later. Then we all three went out the back. We got out as far from the house as we could, then I found the place I wanted to take her. It was very wooded and muddy. So me and Alice took her to this place. We ran though the woods and got leaves and dirt in our hair and we were getting muddy as we hunted. I took down three dear and Tanya took down two. Alice just watched with a smile on her face. Then Alice had a small vision of us getting into a mud fight. So when Tanya was done drinking I threw a big mud ball right at her and hit her in the back. I flew up a tree before she could see who did that. She got mad and picked up a mud ball herself and threw it at Alice who dogged it. Then I fell out of the tree and grabbed a handful of mud and rubbed it into her face. Then it was on, by the time we were done with the mud fight all three of us were covered in mud. We were laughing so much. Then I looked at the time and it was time to go home. So we all three took off covered in mud to the house.
We got there and we were not allowed in the house till mom hosed us down. But before she hosed us down Rose took pics of us three in different poses. After getting hosed down we were allowed to go get clean. Before Tanya went to her room Alice stopped her.
"Tanya, when you get done taking a shower lay down for a bit. We all do it to have some quite time," Alice told her.
Tanya said OK and went to get a shower. Me and Alice were done before Tanya was and we ran downstairs to join the rest of the family and to wait for the scream that will more likely wake Bella up. So I told the family that I was going to check on Bella. I took off to Bella's room then. I sat in her rocking chair and waited. About 10 minutes later Tanya was done taking her shower and did not look in the mirror like Alice said. Then she walked to her bed and pulled her covers back and gasped. I could tell she was mad and was taking the plastic wrap off her bed. Then I got ready for Bella to wake from Tanya screaming. Two seconds later I heard her sit on her bed and felt the bed fall though. Then sure enough Tanya was screaming mad. Bella woke up crying and I picked her up and laughed. I was listing to my family and the others checking on Tanya. I heard the family gasped when they saw Tanya. I heard everyone laughing and Tanya getting madder and madder. Then she got a glimpse of herself in the mirror and started to scream again. I heard her say over and over my hair my hair. I was laughing. Bella looked at me like I was crazy.
"Bella honey, its OK you can go back to sleep soon. Everything is OK," I told her.
I was still listing to them in Tanya room. Tanya was dry sobbing and I could hear mom yelling at Jasper and Emmett, but in hush tones so not to upset Bella. I was still laughing a little then I felt Bella go limp in my arms. I smiled at her and laid her in her bed. I then went to Em's room to see what was going on even tho I already knew. I walked in and saw Esme holding a dry sobbing Tanya and trying not to laugh. I had my straight face on and trying my best to not laugh. Tanya's hair was a bright red, I don't think that will come out in two washings. I started to lose it and mom saw it.
"OK guys, please leave this room now and don't come back. Jasper and Em, you two fix her bed and go to yall's room and don't come out till morning. You two are grounded from yall's games for a week. If you argue I will make it two weeks," Mom told us.
So we all left her room and went downstairs. We were all still laughing, all except Irina. She just looked like she did not care. I looked at the time and it was going on two in the morning. Then we all heard the shower kick on. We all started to laugh again but quietly so not to make mom more mad. Dad was looking at us all with a amused smile on his face. Em and Jasper were in there room like mom said and the rest of us were in the living room.
"I know Jasper and Em were not just in on this. If two more of yall fess up I will make sure your punishment will not be as bad," dad told everyone.
I looked at Alice then and she just smiled.
"Dad, me and Edward were involved with the prank. But all we did was get Tanya out of the house and make sure she got dirty," Alice told dad.
"OK thank you, now when Esme gets down here you two will tell her and take what she gives yall. It will be easier on you two because yall were not involved with the main prank," dad told us.
We sat and wait and then mom came downstairs with a smile on her face. I just knew when Tanya leaves she will laugh her head off. She will laugh more when she finds out there is a video. Me and Alice stood up then and walked up to her. We told her that we were involved in the prank. She just smiled at us then.
"Well for yall confessing you two go to your room Edward and sit quietly and think of what yall did. Then when morning comes you two and the other two will clean this house from top to bottom at human speed. If you complain it will be worst. Do you two understand me?" she asked us.
We both nodded our heads and went to my room. I knew why she sent Alice to my room, she did not want her or Jazz to have fun the rest of the morning. Even Rose was not allowed to go to her room. Tanya stayed in her room fuming and we just laughed. We talked very softly so mom did not hear us. Alice knew that when they leave in the morning that we will not be in trouble any more and same with Jazz and Em. So we sat and talked for a long time.
Well peeps, I am going to leave it there. I guess my chapters will be a little longer on each age. But that is OK I hope. Anyways tell me what yall think of it? I hope you like the pranks. Thanks for reading. JenCullen28
