L'amour Misty and petit Alaska,

Mon cherie Alaska takes more after charmant Belarus more, non? So beautiful~

Mon cher Kentucky,

Ah~~~~ How good to hear from you again! Your siblings are rather hard to control, non?

Lots of l'amour,

Jeanne Bonnefoy


Jean~

… Alaska refuses to talk to you… I-I'm very sorry! ^ ^" Hahaha… But if I were you I'd back off, (though it most likely isn't in your nature… - . -) She tends to… break limbs… like Ms. Belarus... *worries**worries* B-But she's a really nice girl! Honest!

Translation: She's a crazy bitch. We are worried for your health and wellbeing; besides… she has that thing… with Misty… UGH GOD. *shivers*

Yes they are very difficult to deal with… but it's my job as an awesome big bro to take care of everyone~! *hair cowlick twitches*

I swear to god I am going to rip that thing from your head one day…

G-GAH! TT . TT*whimpers and cups hair protectively*

No, No Alaska! That is not allowed, how would you feel if someone ripped out your cowlick*! That is going too far...!

... I apologize… but can I touch yours again big sister…?

W-What are you doing Yana…? No… that is taboo! Y-Yana! AHHHHHH!

= . =… Misty is out of commission for now… U-Uh… I think I need to call dad this time…

With a whimper,

M-Misty…


A/N: You all know what the cowlick is~ and it is exactly what you're thinking it is~ XDD

*In my world all of America's children have that cute little hair~ =3