Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

2. I Don't Have to Explain Myself to You

Prompt: I Don't Have to Explain Myself to You

07:22: [Proud2bWilliams has logged in]

07:22: [SR2PilotGuy has logged in]

07:23: SR2PilotGuy: Still mad?

07:23: Proud2bWilliams: I said I would listen. You have thirty seconds, Joker.

07:23: S: Oh, come on, Doll. I can't type that fast. Five minutes at least.

07: 23: S: We're still an hour out from the Omega-4 Relay.

07:24: P: Fine. Five minutes. Then I'm out. Timer is on, Joker.

07:24: P: What's the Omega-4 Relay?

07:24: S: It leads to the center of the galaxy. The Collectors' base is located there. We have no idea what we're going to find.

07:25: S: The Collectors are working for the Reapers. Hopefully, by putting an end to them, we'll stop the abductions. We might be able to find out what the abductions are all about. Shepard's hopeful that we'll find a way to stop the Reapers.

07:26: S: The colonists probably being experimented on. We have no idea what the Collectors want with them.

07:26: S: Cerberus head honcho says it's a suicide mission.

07:27: [Proud2bWilliams has logged out]

07:27: S: Ash?

07:27: [Proud2bWilliams has already logged out of this session. Would you like to send user an email?]

07:27: S: You there, Ashley?

07:27: [Proud2bWilliams has already logged out of this session. Would you like to send user an email?]

07:28: S: You said five minutes, Doll.

07:28: [Proud2bWilliams has already logged out of this session. Would you like to send user an email?]

07:45: [SR2PilotGuy has logged out]