Hey peeps, thanks again for all the wonderful comments. I have ran out of ideas but one just popped into my head so here you go. Be prepared to laugh you butts off, that is all I going to give y'all. This is a filler chapter then soon I will be writing about the wedding stuff and what events lead up to the wedding. Thanks for reading. JenCullen28.
Chapter 37: Emmett, Jasper, Alice!
Alice's P.O.V.
Well its been a few weeks since our Haunted house and it was the best one, everyone kept saying and telling us. It was fun putting it together and then having it come all in place without one mistake. Now here we all are, its the weekend and its just me, Jasper and Emmett left home with nothing to do because the others are out hunting for the weekend, Bella is at Jade's house helping taking care of her and us three already been hunting. Em and Jazz are playing a video game and I am looking at a fashion magazine when I was thrown into a vision.
Vision:
Us three are home alone and everyone is gone. Then Em gets up with an evil smile plaster onto his face and looks at me. Jazz put the game controller down and just smiles along with Em because he is getting the feeling coming off of Em. Then Em claps his hands together and says lets go to Wal-Mart. I then saw why he wanted to and I smiled really big. Then it ended and I sat there for a minute with the same stupid smile on my face. I looked at Em and then the vision starts, Em looks at me with the evil smile on his face. Then Jazz put the game controller down; Em then claps his hands together really loud and said really loud.
"LETS GO TO WAL-MART!" he told us.
I gave him the same smile that I had when the vision started. Jazz looked at me a little worried and I rubbed his back to calm him down some. I looked at the time and it was just now going on 7am and I ran upstairs with Jazz and Em behind us to get dressed. I ran to mine and Jazz room and then he stopped me before I went to the closet.
"Alice, please tell me this, tell me that we are not going to be thrown into jail. I mean I never been and I never ever want to go," Jasper told me looking worried.
"Jazz honey, we will not go to jail; or at least I don't see us going to jail. So please don't worry honey it will be okay and we will have a lot of fun with each other and the people in the store," I told him.
He smiled at me then pulled me into a kiss that I could make last forever but we have fun to do at Wal-Mart first. I pulled away and he pouted and I kissed his bottom lip and ran to the closet to get our clothes and some things we will need. I came out dressed and with Jasper's clothes in my hands and I threw them at him and he smiled. He dressed really fast and then we left our room and I literally ran into a brick wall that was Emmett. Him and Jasper both started to laugh really hard at me as I picked myself off the floor. Then I thought to myself why I did not see that one coming. I slapped him in the arm and ran at vampire speed down the stairs to get my purse and to wait for the slow pokes. They were in front of me in no time and I smiled at them.
"Lets go guys and have some fun at Wal-Mart and see who can get kicked out first," I told them as I ran out the door to the garage so I can get a couple more things. I went to the storage closet and grabbed out a football, soccer ball and a couple of more things. The guys just looked at me funny and I gave them an evil smile. We all climbed into Emmett's jeep and then we were off to Port Angles to the Wal-Mart there. Emmett turned the music up because of Super Base came on and he started to sing it really loud but really good. Me and Jasper joined him in singing and then we sang to Lady Gaga's song Bad Romance witch was one of my faves. After singing to many songs we were pulling up in Wal-Mart parking lot. I jumped out the back and had a few looks and I smiled at them then we all three walked into Wal-Mart with big smiles on our faces. I left the other stuff in the jeep for when we may need them. Then the guys looked at me to tell them what we are going to do.
"Well lets see, lets go to the alarm clock area and set all the clocks to go off at 10 minutes intervals. That is something easy first and it will be funny for our first prank of the day," I told them.
We all then headed to the clock department where we looked around and saw no one was watching and I looked for cameras and saw none so we started at half vamp speed on setting the clocks. We would stop when I saw someone coming and then we go back to what we were doing. It took us five minutes to set all the clocks to go off every ten minutes though out the day. We then walked away and waited for them all to go off. We were in electronics looking at the TV's when all 20 clocks that we set started to go off. We had to keep our laughter in because they would know we did it. We walked away and started to laugh at what we just did. We then decided to walk pass and see if they were turning them off and when we saw them they were trying to. When they all stopped the employes walked away and we knew that they would go off again in ten minutes. We walked away laughing and then Emmett looked at us and smiled then took off and I saw what he was going to do and I knew we would run into him soon so me and Jasper just walked around.
As we were walking around I found two CAUTION-WET FLOOR signs and smiled. I grabbed then up when no one was looking and I put one in the shoe department where carpet was and then other on the other end of the shoe department. We laughed and went to hide to see what people were going to do. Sure enough people saw the signs and would walk around them really slowly and we just laughed. Just then Em came around the corner wearing all black and humming the Mission Impossible. Then me and Jasper just laughed our butts off, I found a buggy and started to do some shopping. Me and Jasper left Em to do his thing and we went into the ladies clothes department area for me to shop, then Jazz tapped my shoulder and smiled at me then he looked around and made sure enough that no one was looking and then he ducked into a rack full clothes and I just smiled and walked a few racks away to watch people when they walk by it or look though it.
I found some shirts and pants that Bella will like then I saw a woman go to the rack where Jasper was hiding in and she was looking at the clothes. Then I heard Jasper starting to whisper PICK ME! PICK ME, at a loud whisper and the woman looked around and smiled. He said over and then she started to look confused, then Jasper stood up and I have never seen a human move that fast ever. She left the store shaking her head and not looking to happy. Me and Jasper just laughed really hard then I told Jasper to duck again because another woman was coming over. He did what I said and a few minutes later a young woman maybe Bella's age started to look though the clothes. Jasper again stated to talk in a loud whisper but saying "DON'T PICK ME! I WANT MY MOMMY!" The girl looked around and then shook her head. Jasper then grabbed a corner of a shirt and started to shake it saying, PICK ME! PICK ME!" then the girl backed away from the rack and took off the other way looking scared. She was out of hearing range and we again started to laugh our asses off again. Jasper came out of the rack and we walked away because I saw the girl telling someone and them looking at the rack and no one was around. I told Jasper about it and we laughed as we walked away.
I had an idea and started to fill my buggy with random stuff and Jasper looked at me funny. I grabbed some clothes that would not fit no one in the family and then I grabbed some diapers and other things and put them in my buggy. Jasper started to ask me what I was doing and I shook my head and smiled at him. I then hid down an aisle and waited till someone stepped away from their buggy and then I would walk up to them and add a couple things to their buggy without them knowing. We did that for a bit then Em found us and smiled.
"Jasper, lets go to the toy department and have some fun," Em told Jazz.
So we walked to the toy department and I grabbed the video camera from my purse and waited for the fun to start. I blocked one end of the boy toy aisle and they started to set up G.I Joe and Rescue Heroes on the floor about a foot or two apart and then Em announced really loud "LET THE WAR BEGAIN! G.I JOE VS. RESCUE HEROES BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!" Then they started to play war in the floor with the boy dolls. I was taping everything and they did not know it. People heard Em and started to come to see what was going on and was laughing at the two full grown men in the floor playing with toys that are still in there packages. Then I got an employ coming over and looking at them with an upset look on their face.
"Excuse me men, but would you please put the toys up and leave this department before I call Security," the guy told them.
People started to give the guy some awe's and no's because he made them put the toys up. The guys got the floor cleaned up and we walked away laughing and I hid the camera again. Then they looked at me to see what we were going to do next. I looked at them and smiled.
"Two words guys, Hide and Seek," I told them and they both started to rub their hands together and evil smiles on their faces.
I started it and left my buggy in the toy department and found a pole and started to count to 10 and then guys took off running to hide. I started to count and hid my eyes and then I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turned to look and it was a couple about our ages and I smiled at them.
"How may I help you two?" I asked them even tho I knew what they wanted to do.
"We were wondering if we could play hide and seek with you guys?" they asked us.
I then called Jasper and him and Em came up to talk to the two people that wants to play. They introduce themselves as Mary and Jaden Trek and we told them that they could play with us.
"Okay, you can hide anywhere in the store just not outside and when your found you have to help the person that is it to find the others," I told them.
Everyone nodded and I hid my eyes again and started to count to 20 and when I was done I started to look for them. I did not use my ability but my sense of smell, I went after Jasper first. I found his scent but it disappeared and I had no idea why but I did catch Em's scent and found him hiding in the guys bathroom in a stall. It was funny when I walked in the men's bathroom and the guys in there looked at me like I was crazy or what. I knocked on the stall that Em was in and he knew he has been found. He came out smiling and told me that I cheated.
"I did not cheat, I just used my sense of smell and found you," I told him as we walked out with the guys still looking at me.
We laughed and then we went our own way to find the other three that were hiding. I found Mary and then Em came back with Jasper and we still had to find Jaden. So we went our own ways to find him, I tried to follow his scent but it would disappeared and start up somewhere else. Then I heard Em yell from the other side of the store "I FOUND HIM" we all went to where Em was and he was holding Jaden by one leg upside down laughing.
"Where did you find him?" Mary asked Em.
"That is for me to know and you to find out," Em told her and then we started to laugh our asses off again.
Then Mary and Jaden told us thank you and then they left us to find something else to do. I then got another idea and told Em and Jazz to follow me and they did. We then found what I was looking for, the gift wrap area. I then grabbed up a thick and long tube of gift warp and held it up for them to get one. Then we had a gift warp tube fight, I would hit Em in the head and then Jasper would hit me in the shoulder. We did that for a bit and we had two other customers wanting to join in and then we had a big fight on our hands. As were were fighting when an announcement came over the loud speakers, Em assumed the fetal position on the floor and covered his ears and started to yell "NO, NO! ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!" The customers that were playing with us walked away looking at him like he lost it. A few people came to look at Em and walked away saying stuff like stuffed room and stuff like that. He got off the floor and we laughed our butts off. We walked away to find what we could do next.
Then another idea hit me and I looked up at the ceiling and started to just stare at it. The guys smiled at each other and did the same thing. We just stood there looking at nothing and people started to look up and see what we were looking up. It took everything to keep from laughing, after a few minutes of doing that we laughed then the people walked away when they found out that they were prank-ed. We laughed our butts off and then I started to get bored and then I had an idea that would get all three of us kicked out and we could go home. Again the guys followed me and we walked in to the food section of Wal-Mart.
"Okay, I need 10 bottles of 2 liters sodas, oil and an aisle that is not full of humans," I told them.
They guys went to get the sodas and I found the oil. We then looked for an aisle that was empty and I told them what to do and they did it.
"I will go first and who ever knocks down the most soda bottles win. Now be ready to get kicked out after all three of us went sliding two times," I told them.
I walked down to the other end of the aisle and started to run at human speed and slid down the oil that was on the floor on my stomach. I was so much fun and I knocked down five of 10 bottles. The guys cheered and then Jasper walked down to the end and did the same thing I did. We had people watching us and then it was my turn again and I slid and knocked down all 10. After Em went down for his second time security came and grabbed us by the arms and was pulling us to the front doors. Em being Emmett started to yell "PLEAS DON'T TAKE ME I AM TO YOUNG TO DIE IN JAIL!" People started to laugh and clap as we were escorted out the front doors.
"Now, you three are not allowed to come back in here for two months. If we see you three in here, then you will be in jail," the guy told us.
We all three walked away laughing our asses off. We walked to the jeep and got in and Em drove off while we were all still laughing. We got home around 7pm and we talked about what we did and how it could have been better. Then something hit me and I smiled really big.
"Guys, lets have fun with the family before they get back and sit back and wait for the fun to start," I told them.
Then we went to work on the jokes that we were going to pull on the family.
Well peeps, that is all for now. SO what did you think of it? I hope it is funny enough. Thanks for reading and get ready for another chapter like this tomorrow. Thanks again. JenCullen28